/britfeel/

COLD shower when getting ready

That's nice. Where was he from? Don't write yourself off like that. English people are generally ok in my book, much like everyone else they have their share of solid good cunts and wankers.

Would you consider yourself patriotic?
This is, ofcourse, an original comment.

i'm going to be alone for valentine, i don't even have my scottish friend to pretend to be a girl with me fuck !

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Can you post that video of the downs syndrome lad saying wah wah wah please?

>tell delivery to call my phone instead of knocking
>see guy from window anyway
>driver says 'glad you spotted me I'm on pay as you go!' as I take my food

The struggle is real

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Waaaaaaaaa

SCEA

Waaaaaaaaa

Timothy James Byrne

Waaaaaaaaa

SCEA

Waaaaaaaaa

Timothy James Byrne

Waaaaaaaaaaaa

SCEA

Waaaaaaaaaaaa

Timothy James Byrne

Waaaaaaaaa

SCEA

Waaaaaaaaaaaa

Timothy James Byrne

Ahaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!! YES

What did Pippa do lad????

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

cheese

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

crackers

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

cheese

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I see operation ganges in back on

PIPPA DID A POO POO

Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

remember the 'post is extremely low quality' option

Feel sick as a dog. Not comfy at all.

Ebin lad what the fuck

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>tfw I was responsible for operation ganges

I am becoming very fond of squish pepe, he's like Apu's adorable cousin. Look at him run, where's the cheeky little bugger off to this time? Love him.

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haha utterly addorable, just wanna feed him some pebbles c:

Anyone tried hooking up with ladies while at your parents, going to move out soon so dont know if i should wait

PIPPA DID A WHAT? DID A WHAT DID A WHAT?? DID A WHHAT???

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PIPPA DID A POOO POO. PIPPA DID A POO POOO!! DO A POO POO PIPPA!

BRAAAAP PFFFFFTHH

WAaaaaaaaaa

:-D

>pay as you go

this nigga from 2002 or someshit

What's that link about lad?

mate lads have been doing that for years

>If you are sincerely searching for answers then God will find a way to reach you.

mate that sounds like a bit of a cop out tbqh and that could be confirmation bias. In my opinion buddhism has got more truth to it because you actually feel and come to know the wisdom of Siddhartha Gautama through meditation which you can actually apply to your life, christianity is based on a hypothesis as far as i know.

Good choice, healthyish, well better than on beer. I've 4 stellas for when i get home, got em stashed in fridge at work

More of these plox

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set up a wee cozy imageboard, am trying to think of places I can peddle it but no sure where and/or how desu

why does every girl on tinder look the same? dyed blonde hair, thick makeup, fake tan and a black dress.

Yeah I seriously considered getting some beers myself, but the shop was full of shakey jakeys so I just grabbed my grab and some cat litter and got to fuck, plus storm eric isnt pleased

might watch some ""prank go wrong"" compilations on youtube, fancy seeing some bozos getting a bopping

Banbury Oxfordshire England
Wigan Lancashire England
High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England

The holy trinity

I've got sum foh ya

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>english craphole
>english craphole
>english craphole
All full of cowards.

Carla and Roy when?

>why does every girl on tinder look the same?
they're on tinder, that's why

>comfy.chat/
looks alright lad may make a few cheeky posts

Whats so great about Wigan?

>It's just discount Jow Forums(nel)
Christ lad at least make it look a little different
Might post a little though

hayley and carla when

Why was this deleted jannies?

It contains SCEA

Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

watchu talking about willis? no

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awww tah user, bless ya
is p much a fresh install of vichan desu, gotta tinker with it more to figure out how to change it from defaulting to yotsuba/B

probably because it violates Jow Forumss strict filter policy on filter evasion

Bypassing the filter you muppet

doesn't the saceked engineer lad reside there? thats enuf fer me

Idk guess she just looked a bit stiff
It's ok to avatar fag, but I can't do something everyone else fucking does. Stupid.

Maybe shill a more secure site, being hacked or getting computer aids isn't comfy

all hail pepe'kek

>Adding a random insult just to avoid the filter

Oh dear lad, I wonder what will happen now.

Best sandwich y.n?

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threads abit shit innit?

Well avatarfag posts get deleted too so...no?

Do they? I see them all the time.

so what is up with the lad that was getting very angry about his cats being insulted? i heard he suffers from schizophrenia

I'm feeling a bit distant from you right now lads to be perfectly honest. I think we're growing apart.

>Gotta tinker with it a bit more
Ah alright lad
Want me to shill your place a little? I know a few people who might be interested

There's leylines through ShipAnon's house, SCEA's house, and Tim's house. If you follow all of them they intersect in the ballroom of the Grand Hotel Scarborough.

At that point, on that sacred ground, on the full moon, Ebin, Tilde, ShipAnon, Tim and SCEA must assemble. They all have to take turns spunking into Tilde's arse. Then, the next time Tilde needs a shit, the anti-christ will be born.

What are shakey jakeys?
I get a nice walk home in the rain in morning. Would be good with some thunder and lightning but I'm not that lucky.

Yea that's because they're ban evading and they don't always get deleted instantly

do you lads shampoo and condition your pubes?

Alcoholics lad. Thunder and lightning would be bitchin HCSW lad?
I just looked at the old thread and saw some of these avatar posts were deleted, made me happy.

Not even memeing, if you draw a straight line between the V of the grand hotel it runs through High Wycombe perfectly parallel with Amersham hill

I give them a nice little scrub after I shampoo my hair, conditioning is a bit much.

shampoo yeah, give it a quick wash when I do my hair, keep them trimmed short too
you'd have to be pretty grim not to

Still waiting on the SSL encryption desu user
of course mate, would always appreciate any help I could get!

I condition your moms pubes. With my spunk.

Says it all Alan mate. You need to make it happen and summon the anti-christ from Tilde's rectum.

wouldn't mind cumming on my mums minge.

CRAB PASSSTE! WAAaaaaaaaaaa

Imagine gettin a five quid blowwey off of VIRA DUCKWORTH!

GUM GUM GUM GUMMMAAAYY

waa

they get wet when i'm having a bath, but no i don't shampoo or condition them
there hasn't been any problems anyway

Is anyone shagging her at the moment lad?

>you will never (NEVER) eat out a hairy fanny (or any fanny for that matter)
How does this make you feel?

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No, she's single and has been since splitting with my dad when i was 7 or 8

>tfw no scottish friend to spend valentine with for fun

sad

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Already have and it's great fun.

I'm Scottish but don't have the accent. I've also already got someone in mind but in case they say no?

Jesus Christ shut up you annoying mong you be that muh crumpetbf faggot too I bet

Does she own a vibrator or anything like that?

I could eat out a fanny tonight but I can't be arsed. Must be mindblowing for people who are desperate to do it but can't find an opportunity.

What is it with you and Scottish people?
I mean I get that we're superior but do you have to lust after us so brazenly?

>The villains of britfeel:
Shippy
Ebin and tilde
Britnormie
Weather lad and his cats
Chika (honk) and his orbiters
Moni

>the goodies of britfeel:
Sp
Blu ray lad
Scea
Nonce hunters
Anons
Yazim

I've never heard or found or seen one. So I assume she doesn't

>no carp
sad desu

Cant argue with this one bit lad. Add pigeon roastie to the goodies

>no carp
i know im gutted cola isnt on there

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>literally who cares tier:
carp
human abomination

Just get her drunk and ask her if she'd like to watch some porn with you. See what happens.

>Shippy

why am I a villain

I said she looks like a blobfish once. Only when she's pulling a face though