/r9gay/ - #611

>Toymaker
What is this meme I've been seeing

have a look at /mg/
swarming with them

>clean mom's house for her
>get $100

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It's windy and it's spooky but comfy, where's my bf to cuddle up with if the power goes out or if it doesn't we'll still cuddle

most likely dead
or dying as we speak

Why is the image 1. 3D, and 2. Subtle foot fetish propaganda

because they wanted to show how the thread reacts to different races
next thread will be indian

Imagine not being a footfag in 2019 I mean do better booboo mhm

no poos please, they are ugly and they smell like curry.

>do better booboo mhm
who let you out of gaygen

just got revenge for one of my town members, by killing a guy in minecraft, who here /strong/?

> they are ugly and they smell like curry
see? this is what they're out to expose

Yeah I'm sure it'll shock people to know that racism exists on Jow Forums, grow up please

I'm apologetically and unironically racist, so this exposes nothing to me.

>minecraft
Sorry but this is 18+ site user.

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>wasn't goofy enough on a joke
>people get upset with me
i can't imagine why

>minecraft got released in 2011 and had an alpha and beta before that
???

Autism doesn't get obvious sarcasm. See:

any euros on?
can we all meet in amsterdam and suck each others dicks and then mass suicide

>any euros on?
here
>suck each others dicks
only if you are my future bf

that's a taser right there
it goes bzzt

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No but you can kill yourself and pretend that it was me killing you.

what country? will give love and affection if you have a cute accent and have a personality

a reverse image search shows that there are way better foot pics to use of the guy in the op

Go back to your containment board you trannies and faggots.

those two are mutually exclusive.

>my country
>cute accent
i dont even have my countries accent desu, i sound more american than anything

>tfw next week I am home alone
gonna spend every day fucking my ass desu

Go back to your containment board you hetero.
Jow Forums is and has been a gay board, newfag.

>newfag.
Opinion discarded you degenerate cock mangler. Do the world a favor and kys.

>used to have a southern accent then lose it
shucks

Why does everyone here try to find a bf in a way like youd be buying something in a shop.
>i want x and y otherwise fuck off
Im not sure but i think it works the other way irl.

You're a silly boy. How old are you?
Jow Forums is 18+ only kiddo.

*loss it
that's how it all over the internet not just here

i'll be the judge of that, nerd
which country are you in? u better not be a dirty frenchman
>you trannies and faggots.
please don't lump us together with the sissy-shills
sissy-culture can ruin young mens lives as they permanently damage their body with transition drugs and surgery, just to be the object of somebody elses fetish..

>tfw -6 degrees F outside
>tfw no bf to lovingly greet me when I finally get home from work
>tfw no bf to spoon in a toasty warm bed

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If you died, no one would notice and the world would be a better place without you being a waste of resources.

>please don't lump us together with the sissy-shills
Go back to your containment board and take the trannies with you.

vocaroo.com/i/s1WDgO0kmDvU
judge all you want

You sound like a pretty typical Swede imo
or maybe Danish?

yuo sounde extraemlee yuoropeane

eh, i have to stay sorta quiet because my parents are sleeping in the room besides me, can't really get out my 100% american

you sound so cute! i loved your voice

oh here it comes someone posts a vocaroo now all the edging anons are going to come in and pretend like this means they have an actual chance at something

>tfw no one wants a neet bf unless you look like anime

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That's not neet exclusive, most guys here think that you should have anime proportions

should i cut my bangs? i'm like, right on the edge of doing it

kek, don't worry, im too messed up atm to even talk to anybody for the next couple of days or weeks for that matter

you have bangs and you're not a tranny? please cut them

>most guys here think that you should have anime proportions
It will never happen so why bother?

well here comes my forehead

>tfw cute friend doesn't want to be my bf
What do I do now?

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be his bf anyway

my cute friend was straight and rejected me.
but think of the good side, now that you know he doesn't want you can...uh...

What do you mean? Why do guys bother having expectations like that? Ask them here I guess

>friend
you stay his friend? why is that a difficult conclusion to reach, if he was your friend and they rejected you without blocking you then i don't see why you can't keep being friends. unless you only started talking to him with that ulterior motive :^) that'd make you the shitty person

>tfw no bf to watch rupaul's drag race with

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> :^)
i didn't read what you typed but no to that

go to gaygen they're probably watching it, mostly flamers anyways.

I agree with that user actually. You just stay friends, if you're not shitty you won't suddenly leave him because he doesn't want to fuck you.

But everytime I try to hug him he pushes me away
That's true but now I still don't have a bf!

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right but at least you have a friend which is more than can be said for a lot of people here

>He doesn't have a best friend that lets him hug him every night before bed

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>tfw your blackedfu dies

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Is that a red flag?

he looks like he needs some mewing

So can you be my best friend then?

nooo that would take years of bonding

Bond with me user, now!

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>tfw everyone in this thread wants ldr's and I just wanna find an user in the same country as me and hang out irl and take him out to dinner at nice restaurants
>tfw lonely and haven't had companionship in years

i can't you probably live on the other side of the planet

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>tfw no stupid spaced-out bf

>tfw spaced out
>tfw can still ridicule you
How bad things are for you?

Give me your opinion guys.
Shimakaze cosplay
Yes or no?

>female character

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only in private for your bfs eyes only

>kantai
would eat you alive regardless

are you smol cute and feminine? yes
are you not these things? no

no we dont all want ldr's, but we can't have anything else, because no one else is close to us

Are you over 6'0" with a ripped body? yes
Are you smol cute and feminine? no

nah cosplay as someone from jojo instead or you triple straight sorry.

maybe not you american anons
I live in glorious europa though, I can be in a different country within like five hours if I catch a train

>ask what race he is since he made a joke about being jewish
>"i'm white, don't worry i hate black people too"
>mfw i'm black
he was a crossdresser, i didn't like him anyway
why am i randomly remembering this

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see you at the day of the rope

boyfriend cheated on me and im finally ready to rebound, what app is everyone using nowadays?

don't kill yourself user, you'll miss the new star wars

Looks like that's a yes then

>app

acceptable anime cosplays: hachiman, deku, kaworu, shinji etc.
unacceptable: saika, astolfo, shimakaze, nagisa etc.

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jesus invest in some socks
and everything else that's wrong with this picture

you look diseased