Anyone else straight as an arrow but crave juicy thick cocks on your face...

Heteroromantic Homo/bisexual (I don't know if you like vaginas)

Thank me later.

This is actually not THAT uncommon for some reason. Some gay cruising sites have a lot of allegedly married, "hetero" males.

>tfw when youre a chub with a big dick
lets make it happen user, please be passable or at least a feminine guy

No. You seemed confused about your sexual orientation, you sound bisexual or straight up gay.

I wish. I'm skinny at the very least.

>anyone else 100% straight but absolutely love doing this thing that means I'm not straight
Polite sage because this has been spammed before.

If I was a woman I'd probably be a massive slut. Would suck off any guy who gave me attention and probably swallow too.

ill take it, are you masc or clean shaven or what?

now honestly
why would you want to be the girl here
its way better to be the guy getting his dick sucked

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I know what you mean, I be watching porn sometimes and I think to myself god what a juicy looking cock, then suddenly I am self inserting as the girl.

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Because throbbing cock is hot and submission to one feels amazing.

Clean shaven. I like being smooth. Btw how much do you weigh?
Because the thought of being fucked and suckjng cock turns me on

Remove tranny shills.

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but why be submissive when you could be the dominant part
it feels way better

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Why do people post these obviously gay threads?

>Btw how much do you weigh?
280lbs 6ft tall, 7 1/2 inches under some pubic fat

different strokes for different folks user this is origi btw

Because pleasing a man is what my mouth is for. If you feel better I'm doing a really good job :)

You are a big guy. Do yo like being that size?

straight as a straight tranny

Why self insert in porn when you could be having your own fun just by posting location and contact info?

tumblr is another way

i like the height as far as weight goes it has its pros and cons i ctually used to be around 310 but have been /self improving/ ever since new years and steadily losing weight

how about you stick your cock down my throat and we'll see who has more fun afterwards?

You lost quite a bit already. Keep it up and you will hit your goal in no time.

i bet you guys are just larping
you would feel so ashamed coughing up cum

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idk I guess I am just too scared of the consequences. I also live in a small town.

thanks, so still wanna slob my knob? kek

I'd give anything to have a robot suck my girthy black cock and drink my salty nigger juice

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There is still plenty of chub left, though a few months ago would have be ideal. Back then you may have even had you're eating habits rub off on me to help plump me up too.

>implying i don't swallow totally if told to
i'm really femme too

It would be a mix of shame and arousal.

Would probably try. Desu

uh yeah the shame is part of what makes it hot

i get off on being a fucktoy

Daily reminder to anime trannies.

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it's a pretty common law tbhon

some american states have it even worse, they demand srs to change the birth certificate

Sad, when Japan provides the entire world with top-tier futa doujins.

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but dont they get sterilized when they change their gender anyway?
I dont get it

>thread full of cock hungry sluts
>they are all male
its not fair

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trust me at around 300lbs you look very unappealing at least imo and i have a big cock but when i was that big alot of inches were lost due to the fat and i would have to constanly pull back fat but if youre not interested its cool

females are shit at sex

god i wish this were me tbhwy

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What makes you think that even cock hungry slut girls would want sex with you?

chemical sterilisation is often incomplete or reversible. anyway i personally see it rather as a token gesture, there is a reason that even russia drops that requirement

are you qt and passable if so do you wanna chat or somethin im a masc dom handsome bot with a big dick

I'm pretty femme. I could wear a bra and stockings if it got you off?

Honestly that stuff turns me on enormously. I want to shake my fat as I grab as much as my cock as my fat would allow and stand all day jerking it.

If anyone asked, I'd say I'm straight as I have no desire to ever do anything with a real man. But I'm not delusional and I will acknowledge I'm at least bisexual, even if I don't 'identify' as it myself, because I fap to penises.

is it a man or woman, i didn't have time to check his genitals

You are much more likely to find a male cockhungry slut than a female one.

would you say no to a blowjob either way?

Iktf. I would say I'm bi but I have no interest in dating males. I really don't enjoy anything on them other than their dick and balls.
>tfw no big cock to suck

could probably still not do it
ive been thinking of gloryholes lately
like even if its a guy i could imagine whatever i want to

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lol that made me kek but trust me youre more likely to get fucked by a fatbot with a big cock if you stay skinny and are feminine at least if there not the raging homo type

>big dick
always :)

what's your contact info?

fuck off this board faggots

orgin

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You do bring up a good point. Still it's a hard feeling to shake at times when I really get aroused.

yeah really
I just tried to imagine myself as the girl in that pic, I felt disgusted and intimidated by the possibly muscular fat fuck above me. I dont wanna suck his dick but what would he do to me if I decided I didnt want to? it scares me, I almost had an anxiety attack.

you know cause I'm not gay

so yeah I'd rather be the guy

Please stop hurting yourselves

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dunno i always masturbate imagining that i am the girl
imagining that i do the fucking is boring and makes me envy the girl

I just get off on the ways guys cocks twitch and stand up straight when theyr'e hard. Probably the hottest thing ever

it happens, i hope you find what makes you happy tho user

Thanks. And I hope your weight loss is a success and you get the body you want.

i hope your still there user if so here you go heyletsmeet#7064

If you resisted, do you think he'd just stuff his fat, veiny cock into your mouth and fuck your face like a pussy? Sure, you could try to bite or something, but would it be easier just to let him?

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Stop, you're ruining yourself for the real thing.

I mean, it's pretty obvious when you can't compete with pic related... so why not give in and serve your better?

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>If you resisted, do you think he'd just stuff his fat, veiny cock into your mouth and fuck your face like a pussy?
Really I was more scared of being beaten to death but yeah I'm sure he might do that too. I guess I should be scared of that because I've never had anything forced down my throat multiple times and it would probably be extremely painful. I probably wouldn't try to bite because I'm a beta autistic fuck and it would just make him angrier

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diff user you sound like youd make a perfect sub user are you femme or something?

if by femme you mean feminine male then no, my facial structure would not allow me no matter how hard I tried

Only futa and trap cock.

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ohhh that sucks :/ originally

yeah desu it does, I wish I had a more feminine face, just because I think it looks better aesthetically in general, but also because it would give me an option in the very unlikely situation I would WANT to become a trap or something

My chin is just too big

why not just get rhinoplasty or have some bone shaven and sounds like youre talking yourself into becoming a trap already

I'm not gay or anything. I just like power dynamics. I like acting like a bratty punk and being humbled by someone bigger and stronger. And only men can really do that to you.
It's not gay to want to be wrestled to the ground and pinned down by a man twice your size, so that no matter how hard you try, you can't break free of his grip. And it's definitely not gay to think about feeling his large, muscular body, all that weight pounding into you from behind, over, and over, and over, and overrrr

ive got some original news for you user

My man based on the fact you've never seen me IRL, and therefore have had no chance to decide if you're physically attracted to me, I know you're trying to brainwash me into becoming trans or a trap.
No worries though, I don't care, in fact I'm flattered. In all honestly I've had fantasies about being a feminine male and roleplayed to myself a few times, but in truth I would not have surgery to enable that fantasy, partly because I'm too afraid of ruining my life, and partly because I don't care that much.

>trying to brainwash me into becoming trans or a trap.
unironically im not it literally just sounded like you were trying to talk yourself into it but youre just making up a reason as to why you shouldnt. for example i have a heart shaped face and long hair some would even say feminine but im strong masc and dominant and ive never once questioned myself wether or not ive wanted to become a trap or trans or watev because i know what i want. you on the on the other hand are question and making reasons as to why you shouldnt and imo anybody who has to question themself is pretty much in that boat but if you say youre not ill take you word for it no shilling here friend

i unironically like these sets of images

Hey, another straight guy here. I share your feelings OP, I have been swallowing my friend's loads for the last few months and he's straight too.

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the doom shirt is hot

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why can't i find this underwear in the men's section?

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We get "I'm not gay but I love having gay sex" threads constantly. How the hell are there so many morons who fail to get the obvious sarcasm not just once but in every fucking thread?

It really is incredible, they're either young or so internally conflicted they act out their inner dialog in unnecessary debate.

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In many cultures, people are only "gay" if they are anally penetrated.

They can suck and play with other men's cocks as much as they desire, and they are all still straight.

Suck on my bbc white boys

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Shave the hairs on the shaft and we'll talk

I mean, it is hard to call it gay sex if the cock you are sucking is attached to an obviously feminine body.

tfw no robot to worship my fat uncut dick

>But I'm not delusional and I will acknowledge I'm at least bisexual

Wow do you want a fucking medal?

Yep. Never been attracted to another man in my life, but I fap to dicks more than pussy. Pussy seems so boring and gross.

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