Fellow robots, this board has just been blessed with a survery thread.
Enlighten this board and it's robots with your miserable life.
*no roasties*
Share your:
> age
>height
>weight
>occupation
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
> mental illnesses
my turn:
>22
>5'5" manlet
>60 kg
>10/10
>I'm depressed and probably have social anxiety
Other urls found in this thread:
> age
27
>height
5'7"
>weight
145 lbs
>occupation
CNC operator
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
slow start but i'm getting my shit together
> mental illnesses
undiagnosed/unmedicated ADD or ADHD. don't know which it is.
27
184 cm
82 kg
Undergrad
A lot of failure.
Avoidant personality disorder, depression.
>age
29
>height
6' 5''
>weight
210lbs
>occupation
associate lawyer
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
4/10 (friendless khv)
>mental illnesses
anxiety when interacting with strangers, can't form relationships with people I met past like 9 years
>age
also 22
>height
6"1
>weight
no clue but probably around 300lbs
>occupation
failing, lazy student
>how badly have you failed in life
did well for the first half and badly for the second, and it's continuing to get worse by the day
>mental illnesses
too afraid to go to a doctor so none are diagnosed, but friends tell me I'm autistic and I assume worse than that also
> age
39
>height
6"1
>weight
73kg
>occupation
Machine operator
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
Only started work at 29, wason heroin for years, weed now, don't want family and kids as dont want to risk having a kid like me so am volcel
> mental illnesses
Anxiety, depression, may have BPD, and possible aspergers
Okay cia here you go
20
5'10
150lbs
Still dont have all my highschool courses done because I'm a stupid lazy faggot, and I've been thinking of doing a trade but I'm not sure if it's just a meme and I'll just regret it in the long run
> 19
>5'10
>265
>waiter
>i think im doing pretty good for myself, im not going to school, and im a fat fuck, but I have good friends and gf
i made it bros dont ever give up
> "depression" and "anxiety"
Reported
Fucking idiot
>age
23
>height
5'11"
>weight
144
>occupation
Market Research Associate
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true
intellectual)
Maybe? I'm not suree I'm so frunk
>mental illnesses
ADHD, Schizoaffective Disorder Bipolar Type
>24
>1,5 m
>46 kg
>Economist
>I feel ugly, dumb, useless, worthless, I feel that I have no future and that nobody likes me, not even my mom. Though I am not poor at my country standards (third world standards), I feel poor and underaccomplished. I have a job but not sure if I have a career. I have no emotional intelligence
>Depression and body dysmorphia
Alrighty, let's try this out:
>21
>6"1
>Freelance Stagehand
>Too many times to count
>Depression, Schizoid
> age
19
>height
5'2
>weight
95lbs
>occupation
Student right now, I help coach a kids kickboxing class though.
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
I don't know, pretty badly.
>mental illnesses
Insomnia and anxiety. I don't think there's anything else.
do you take pills for insomnia though user? also kick boxing sounds gucci to make you tired at night, nice
I was given sleeping pills (zopiclone i think) but they made me sick so I stopped.
>age
500
>height
8ft 5 inches
>weight
600 lbs 2% bodyfat
>occupation
Sasquatch
>how bad fail
I have to live in the woods
>mental illness
Hair in brain
thanks for taking the poll, sasquatch.
>26
>5'9"
>218
>life is great despite me fucking up. the disaster comes later
>i haven't seen a medical professional in 4 years, including psychologists. whatever is wrong with me i don't fucking know what its called
> age
20
>height
5'11''
>weight
165 lbs
>occupation
Student
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
I'm doing fine by superficial standards but I can't remember the last time I was happy with my life I have no real achievements outside of school
> mental illnesses
Depression, probably undiagnosed ADHD
>Age
18
>Height
5'9
>Weight
155ish
>Occupation
Cook/MechE student
>Life failure
Honestly it's not that bad.
>Mental illinesses
None I think
>age
24
>height
5'11"
>weight
more or less 60kg
>occupation
had one 3 years ago (machine operation, assembly line, warehouse management), 2nd attempt in uni right now
>fail in life
crushed dreams, failed uni, can't get over my oneitis since 9 years ago, being a massive letdown to my family and friends
>mental illness
expensive to be diagnosed here, but it's very apparent that I'm a sperg and and have depression
>> age
18
>>height
6 '2
>>weight
270
>>occupation
neet (kill me)
>>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
pretty badly but im making a comeback
>> mental illnesses
social anxiety, ocd, paranoid schizophrenia, depression
> age
18
>height
5'9 or 5'10 haven't measured in a while
>weight
135-140?
>occupation
in school
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
not sure yet. if i pass my course at school then i wouldn't say i'm a complete failure.
> mental illnesses
i was diagnosed bipolar recently, but it's probably not true.
>age
18
>height
160cm manlet
>weight
around 60kg
>occupation
hs student (was mostly a neet from age 14-17 so I'm catching up)
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
very badly for my age
>mental illnesses
hate psychiatrists, don't know details just know I'm fucked in the head
> age
18
>height
5'3
>weight
fat (would put a number here, but i haven't weighed myself in a while and don't have a scale handy). not obese looking though, so yay
>occupation
neet
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
idk, i'm kind of off track (i graduated hs in may and have done literally nothing since), but it shouldn't be super hard to get 'normal' (college, a job,w/e)
> mental illnesses
pretty sure i have some kind of social anxiety
Are you biologically a female? Neet here as well
> age
34
>height
5'10
>weight
150 lbs
>occupation
Business owner
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
Great money. But lifetime no gf, haven't had friends IRL in about a decade, lifetime virgin until a few months ago
> mental illnesses
Depression mostly. Haven't gone more than a week without considering suicide for about 10 years. Maybe Bipolar Type 2 but I doubt it.
> age
41
>height
5'10
>weight
82kg
>occupation
middle school (Stupid spoiled cry babys mama and papa boys and girls) principal and university teacher
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
Iwanted to travel the world, I did some but now its to expensive and no time, but have a house and a border collie and a long lis of crazy but hot ex girlfriends
> mental illnesses
alcoholic (damn kids)
> age
23
>height
5'9 manlet
>weight
238 (currently fasting to get down to atleast 180)
>occupation
Technician
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
Only had sex with hookers, gained weight when I moved for my job, have a shit car, enable my family by letting them "borrow" money from me.
> mental illnesses
None that I know of but I've never been or wanted to be tested
Idk, my parents say they are proud of me but that is because I lie and say I go out bowling and do stuff on the weekends. Never had a gf and fucked over every chance I've had at getting one.
>20
>6ft 1
>190
>part time receptionist
>no skills or trades, had to drop out of college despite 4.0 gpa because deadbeat father refused to sign fasfa veification for grants. now in debt and ruined credit score. ruptured 2 discs one month before joining the army (weightlifting accident. lifted weights /sports to cope with demons for past 10 years) now in constant chronic pain. took up drinking to cope and got in a barfight and went to jail. then shitty parents kicked me out and was homeless. lost all my gains (used to be 215lbs) all of my dreams are dead and my physical and mental suffering is constant
>depression, actively suicidal (planning to shoot myself when i have money for gun)
nah, i'm just really short for a guy.
Age:29
Height: 5ft4
Weight: 80kgs
Occupation:labourer and Armt reservist
How badly failed: alcoholism lead to the end of my full time army career and then when I got handed a second chance at a police academy I blew that too by bashing another recruit on the piss. Also lost a gf in the process. Not to mention already being a socially inept alco with no friends.
No mental illnesses that I know of.
> age28
>height
5'9''
>weight
201
>occupation
Local news production specialist
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
Honestly I could be doing worse, great at hiding my power level of autism, but fail almost every relationship I have
> mental illnesses
Deppresion, ADD, Terrible fetishes
>age
18
>height
5'3
>weight
118 lbs
>occupation
college
>how badly have you failed in life
4/10
>mental illnesses
low level social anxiety
Are you a female? ..
Originally
>19
>5'0 nigglet
>bone daddy
>musician (broke)
>9/10
>everything really
nope I'm just a manlet
> age
25.
>height
5'10"
>weight
172 lbs.
>occupation
Graduate student and content writer.
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
Not badly. I've visited 40 countries as an adult, graduated with a decent degree and got into a respectable doctoral program. I worked lots and finished university late but feel I'm in a much better position psychologically than I was as a teenager.
> mental illnesses
Pic related.
>> age
25
>>height
5'9
>>weight
fucking fat as shit. 3xl shirt size, never weigh myself so can't tell you
>>occupation
NEET, never employed
>>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
1+2i out of 10
>> mental illnesses
autism spectrum disorder and social phobia, yes diagnosed thank you
>age
19
>height
5'11"
>weight
178 lbs
>occupation
Steward
>how badly have you failed in life
4/10
> mental illnesses
Slight Schizophrenia and Insomnia
>age
23
>height
5'11"
>weight
262
>occupation
N/A
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
It's not what I've done, it's what I haven't done.
>mental illnesses
Asperger's, depression, a little bit of the ol' ADD, and some trichitilomania thrown in for good measure. Also dyspraxia, if that counts as a mental illness.
23
5'9
141
NEET
Was a virgin till a week ago. Got a meme degree. Spent years in self imposed social isolation.
Homosexuality
> age
18
>height
5ft5
>weight
125lbs
>occupation
Full time physics and engineering student
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
I'm about to graduate high school and college at the same time but I never applied to any colleges except MIT from which I got rejected and now all the deadlines have passed for other schools. Hopefully, I'll figure my shit out by graduation though.
> mental illnesses
autistic retard
how did you lose your virginity user was she blown away by your meme degree?
notice how the only replies are to roastie bait. Minus the one guy larping as samsquanch
the fuck is the point of these threads?
> age
18
>height
5'
>weight
170
>occupation
Part time artist? Studying art history, psychology, science and philosophy
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
Ugly, completely mentally ill. 40% of my life have spent in mental hospitals, so no social life.
>mental illnesses
Depression, anxiety, bpd
Got my butt fucked from a hookup off grindr
Currently listening to: youtube.com
6'2''
180lb muscle
schizophrenia
>40% of my life have spent in mental hospitals
How much did that cost your parents?
I'm 18. So when i was there i was underage. So nothing
Well, not like that in every country. Most kids I knew in/out of mental hospitals usually cost their parents five figures, always fucking up and getting cops and ambulances involved. Thank God I just came to terms no one could handle my mental illness.
22
180cm
73kg
idk / sack of shit
probably some undiagnosed ocd, but atleast I missed the hereditary depression and anxiety
21
5 foot 11
230 lbs
Flexible fulfillment at Target
A lot.
General social autism
>tfw the fact everyone isn't paying attention to me specifically is atrocious
54 (yes im an oldfag)
5'8"
175 lbs.
NEET
i've failed
OCD
Aspergers
Tourettes
>24
>6'2"
>135lb
>code monkey
>8/10 failure
>borderline autism
1/10 wanna die
>age
18
>height
5'5.5"
>weight
130
>occupation
Education
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
4/10
>mental illnesses
Very mild Autism Spectrum Disorder (Aspergers)
> age
33
>height
5'8
>weight
135
>occupation
internet
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
i am 33 years old and i dont have a real job or a degree and im living in my parents basement but i like my life even though im lonely i have friends and i leave the house once a day which is better than it used to be
> mental illnesses
avpd, bipolar, anxiety, adhd
> age
24
>height
5'6
>weight
153lbs
>occupation
Barista
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
I've fucked it pretty bad but was lucky enough to always bounce back. I'm on recovery route
> mental illnesses
ADHD, OCD, bipolar and possibly BPD but am waiting to take the test for that
>22
>6'1
>240 (mostly muscle desu)
>former college football player (finished up my last season), in uni for my final semester, in a frat, work for my school's newspaper
>kissless virgin whose never been in a relationship, tore both of my ACLs, meh GPA compared to others (2.9, trying to graduate above a 3.0), haven't been able to get an internship
>occasional depression, social anxiety around girls I like
> age
18
>height
187 cm
>weight
76?
>occupation
data electronics engineer
>how badly have you failed in life (you can also use complex numbers if you're a true intellectual)
haven't because i dont give up. also pretty stubborn so maybe i just wont accept it
> mental illness
probably depression though its receeding
>42
>5'1"(i kms soon)
>90lbs
>live with grandpa
>didn't even have chance to live
>dumb bad
>18
>"data electronics engineer"
how?
oh my god look at that spaghetti go