If you had a time machine, what would you do?

If you had a time machine, what would you do?

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Stain the mountain tops.

McRib

Go back to your conception and fuck your mother.

gas her before she grabs a BIC or even a pencil.

KILL HITLER

THE JEWS HAVE BEEN USING HIM AS A SCAPEGOAT FOR ALL THEIR EVIL EVER SINCE

Seriously, it's Hitler's fault we have to hear about this MUH HOLOCAUST MUH 6MILLION MUH MUSEUM FULL OF SHOES

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Go back seconds from now and not open Jow Forums so i didnt have to get melanoma grom this post

invent google

Tell hitler not to invade Russia.

Win 8 powerball lotteries.

Buy her a Happy Meal

How about just go back in time and tell him not to go to war with Russia, and instead focus his efforts on the attempts at a jewish state in palestine by using the free arabian legions to crush them while sending in wehrmacht reinforcements to back them up.

Or you can help him to win with our time technology

Basically this

Kill Mohamed, or at least prevent Sassanids and East Romans from being from losing to his companions after they spent more than a century fighting each other, so that way, Islam is contained in Arabia only

Fuck some neanderthal bitches. Get Neanderthal head.Steal every Nirvana and grunge song and sing it in the 1880s. Create cars in the 1870s.

*from losing to his companions

a bunch of 10 year old girls

Shoot Gavrilo Princip.

I'd kill Hitler, the man who tainted nationalism and pro-white advocacy forever.

kill my newborn-self

So you can be the guy in the cowboy hat in the banner ad I always see here?

Kill moot before he ruins my life

bring recordings and media from the future

degeneracy and nihilism would be stamped out with an iron boot

Make Anne Frank pregnant and fuck her while she's pregnant.

Also help the South win the Civil War.

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fpbp

Give her a black eye just before that pic was taken

Apply pic related as needed

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Kill adam, rape eve

Go to 1916 as a 20year old, move west, and open up shop. I’d probably build houses.

Convince my mother to get an abortion.

Kill the first jew.

Go to the 80's. Enjoy it to the fullest and pretend I don't know how bad things will get.

>t. morose slav working for Internet Research Agency

Help Hitler win the war.

Take Europe, wait 5 years, Take Russia, wait 5 years, take the colonies, and nuke everyone else.

What the fuck?

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posting in epic bread

Isn't it ironic that jews would even profit from their own suffering/death? I mean how many copies did her diary sell? How much did they make by selling her story to the whole world?

I would time travel for sure

kill adam and eve

Drink wine with Jesus.

Warn Hitler about 9/11

I don't know, don't you?
Bernie Sanders caught spraying Heil Hitler memes all over the federal reserve.
An interesting place with no republican collusion manifests itself by a declined digit.

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go back in time, find baby Hitler and fuck him

If you brought back modern chem/phys/bio books, you could reinvent everything a thousand years prior to their existence.

This. Hitler killing jews is what have them all this shit to be the perpetual victims.

go back in time and drown myself as a baby

Take shit into primordial soup.

skip 10000 years ahead so im dead

Alright, I never quite got this line. What does it mean?