Tfw no boiwife

>the people who are into traps are only into watching porn or pumping and dumping
Are you joking? So many people here want a trap gf. Where are you from?

Central Ohio, where everything is a 20 minute drive away and I don't have a license.

I'd probably move anywhere to be with a guy, my family hates me and I don't have anything else tying me to this place.

The people who want trap gfs are always NEETs.

why not just become the boiwife

Look on /soc/, there might be someone near you who would even pay for your transition if you would be his housewife.

>>Can't stop fapping to sissies cumming in chastity
why stop?

>Central Ohio, where everything is a 20 minute drive away and I don't have a license.
How unfortunate. I used to live right near you.
Now I'm several states away.

I'm not a neet.

>>the people who are into traps are only into watching porn or pumping and dumping
and every trap just wants to be a fucksleeve
everyone that claims different is lying, i have talked to several

yes that's what he needs a chad from /soc/

>central ohio
hmm
what are your reqs for a bf?

/soc/ is for exchanging nudes/pumping and dumping, no one there is looking for a relationship.
I can't blame you, I'd sell my soul to get out of here.
I don't think I really have any hard requirements, I guess just someone who'd be interested in that kind of relationship and would have the means to go through with it.

It'd be nice if they like vidya and board/card games so I'd have someone to play with.

I tend to like dominant personalities but I think a lot of people confuse dominant with being a jerk for no reason. Also I don't think I could put up with someone who doesn't have a sense of humor.

Physically I'm not too picky. I'd prefer they be taller than me, but I'm 5'10" and that's a lot to ask for so I'd probably date someone shorter. Fit dudes are great but I'm also attracted to chubby nerds.

what games?
123456789 not original

>Also I don't think I could put up with someone who doesn't have a sense of humor
aaaand i'm out
autism so most peoples human is eh for me

>Physically I'm not too picky
Are you a trap, tranner, boy?

I always hate when people ask about my favorites because I never know what to say.

For tabletop I really like MTG but stopped around when I became a hikikomori. I play hearthstone but kind of hate it, have been thinking about downloading MTG Arena but don't want to deal with the new player experience. Someone from wizchan taught me DnD but I only played a tiny bit of that.

For vidya I'll play mostly anything. I'm not too into anything multiplayer at the moment but I used to be okay at overwatch. I also really like nintendo games and wish I had someone to play them with irl.

Favorite games are probably the persona series, danganronpa, mgs, dark souls, and basically any kiddy 3D platformer.
I'd probably be awful to be around, knew a couple of autistic guys back when I played mtg. They were nice but it was really frustrating when they took everything I said literally.
Boy, would like to transition . I get mistaken for a girl pretty often though.

Master Frieza, you summoned me?

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How would you rank the souls games?

>disturbing picture
go away

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You seem pretty cool, just wanted to say that.
I hope you're having a nice weekend user.

>Boy, would like to transition . I get mistaken for a girl pretty often though
What's stopping you?

are you challenging me?

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I'd definitely date you if I lived near you because I really enjoy your interests but I don't live near you
I feel like dating a pre-transition tranny would be nice because you get to support them and see huge personal improvement
Like dating a fat girl and helping her get fit but even better

I've only played 1 and 3 since I don't own any consoles and I haven't gotten around to playing 2 yet.

It's kind of hard to rank them. The first half of 1 was probably the greatest game I have ever played, but everything after was mediocre to terrible 3 was solid overall but worse than the best parts of 1.

Do you want to talk more somewhere else?
I live at home and I'm a neet
I've known a couple dudes who've done that, they got dumped after the girl lost the weight.
Thanks user, it's going alright. I hope you have a good weekend too.

>I've known a couple dudes who've done that, they got dumped after the girl lost the weight.
Yeah that's the only risk with something like that, and the risk is probably bigger for helping a trans girl start and go through her transition since the transformation is much more drastic than just losing weight.

>but everything after was mediocre to terrible 3 was solid overall
reddit opinion

>tfw want to be a wife and a mother
>want to have babies
>impossible

I literally can't fucking do anything right.

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I'm not even a tranny but if I could actually become a real girl with a functioning reproductive system I'd definitely do it, being a mom sounds so great.

There were some cool parts, but the game definitely felt unfinished.

When I got to demon ruins I thought I had accidentally wandered into some kind of test area with all the bosses randomly copy/pasted around a barren area.
I feel like it's probably lower because of male socialization and the fact that transgirls have a really small dating pool.

If someone saved me from my shitty life and helped me transition I'd be too grateful to ever do that to them, but maybe fat girls feel the same way I don't know.

I'm happy with my dick and would never fucking cut it to pieces but at the same time I want XX chromosomes and a working real vagina and womb more than anything in the world. It's just completely out of my reach which is why I don't go the tranny route which is fucking delusional self mutilation.

I just want to be a girl, find a guy, get married and have babies. Fuck I hate this feeling.

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I cry about this every night

Lava part is pretty bad but the rest is fine
if pre 4 lord areas where a 10 the ones after it would be 8s and 9s with the dlc being a 10
Ds3 just sucks

>mfw posts like this make me realise the reason I can't find a perfect gf is because they have all been sluttified by the Jews and the only people who actually want this are men
>mfw men are better women than women
>mfw

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I would like to know the story of this image. Like the characters and whats happening before and after and stuff

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This was something I realized recently. Men find value is femininity and womanhood and even the ones that want to be girls still have this pure, virginal ideal they want to live up to in this old fashioned and modest way.

If guys could become actual girls then real women would be obsolete. Only men know how to be real women.

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I dunno I just feel like the risk would be higher because a successful transition would be a big confidence booster. Male socialization and small dating pool wouldn't matter much if your gf ended up as a stacy out of your league.
Yeah, I mean looking like a girl would be nice but it wouldn't be worth the trouble of transitioning if I wouldn't even be able to be a mother at the end of it.
Just a man and his boiwife having sweaty, passionate sex

This artist on twitter draws them. He's got a boy named Jade who's a sex bomb.

twitter.com/DrossDrawings

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>why even live
Exactly, kill yourself you worthless faggot diseased piece of shit.

cumming while in chastity?
post link

What do you call a guy who feels like a guy but wants to be a girl badly but isn't a crazy tranny that wants to self mutilate? I'm seeing this more and more.

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I hardly remember anything about DS3, I think I enjoyed it. My standards for games are pretty low though desu.
It might just be that the kind of men who want this sort of thing are also the ones most likely to be virgins anyway.
I think you spend too much time in the Jow Forums bubble, the overwhelming majority of straight men wouldn't date a full op mtf, even if they passed.

Even for the ones that do, it's mostly just a fetish. No one wants a tranny for a housewife.

confused guy?
I just wanna be a gay boywife for someone, not actually be a girl.

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But I want it and i'm not a virgin. I haven't been for a long time.

I'm also in Ohio, be my bf.
It's honestly more appealing if you stay a boy, don't fall for the transition meme, you'll regret it.

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>I'm also in Ohio, be my bf.
Post an email or something.

People with actual gender dysphoria rarely regret transitioning though, most of the regret probably just comes from people who get memed into thinking they're trans by people like reiko

Thank you for the fapping material

No problem user. I'll think of you fapping to it next time I fap.

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>Yeah, I mean looking like a girl would be nice but it wouldn't be worth the trouble of transitioning if I wouldn't even be able to be a mother at the end of it.
I'd be interested if you actually transitioned, but I don't think I could be invested long term if not.

[email protected]
Mind trading discord via temp email?

The thing that kills me is women don't have to put any work into being women, they just are. Guys on the other hand, as usual have to put in way more effort. It's not fucking fair.

That's because it's souless and not worth remembering
BB is goat though

I want this guy to be my boyfriend youtu.be/vtJ_LRCHmuk

He'll just get more and more manly as he ages

Because i'm too masculine to be the boiwife and my dick is too small to have one.

Huh? I'm not the one posting asking for a bf, I was just giving my own personal thoughts on why it wouldn't be worth transitioning

How fat is to fat 4u?

>tfw I want to be a girl and marry a nerdy guy with a small dick or a chubby guy

I would love to be just the cutest, sweetest lil housewife for him.

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awh, that's really sweet.

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I don't know, I guess that depends on your height and build. I'd probably date a guy who was overweight up to low obese bmis if he was strongfat.

tfw 275 6'0

Oh, guess I got lost in the replies. Meant to reply to the wanna be boywife from Ohio.

tfw no twink bf to be cute and dressup with

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Oh I would absolutely transition, especially if someone wanted me to.

I know, this would be so much fun. Imagine you and your qt bf helping each other do a full body shave and then trying on cute outfits together

>5'7"
>150lbs
>long, thick, curly brown hair
>blue eyes
>trying to cut down to 10% bodyfat
Am I close to boiwife status?

You can be a girl and have tits and I will call you a girl but whatever you do DO NOT cut your dick and balls up.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this is interesting isn't it?

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I need this. It's no fun to dress up alone
rip

gunjy,
SUupport annie is actually a cool guy and isnt on HRT he got sucked into that BS and he is serving in malaysian military atm.... may have killed himself

The only fear I have about this is investing so much in a person only to have them bail after they've transitioned.

If men actually had wombs, women would cease to exist by 2100.

Where do you live user? Probably not near me (florida) but it's worth asking I suppose

then take HRT, but never get any surgeries though as said

I wouldn't want to get SRS, not with the current technology at least.
You wouldn't really have to worry about that with me, I have basically nothing else going on in my life. I'm a hikikomori with practically no work experience, no school, and my family is about to throw me out so I doubt they'd let me come home, especially after I've transitioned. There isn't much that could make be bail unless you were insanely abusive.

Ohio user never responded to me, do you maybe want to chat on discord?

OhioAnon#9430

I'm the other user in ohio who posted the throwaway lol.
I'm a dumb malnourished neet who sometimes draws and likes vidya.

You never messaged me silly. I'm sitting at an empty inbox

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This seems like bait and possibly someone from reikos server

you mean husband

ITT: primarily prison gays. I've had the displeasure of meeting one of you IRL. If the only thing you fap to are tumblr traps and shota boys, please don't go around telling people you like boys and are gay.

Yeah I did
Not bait and I'm not in any trans discords, they always make me feel jealous.

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>they always make me feel jealous.
you need to love yourself

Not necessarily of their looks but of their circumstances. I'll probably never actually transition because I'm a loser who's stuck at home.

is it really that different irl?
i dont leave my room

If your already girly looking the just make a patron and cosplay or something
it's that easy

Ah fug, the search for a qt bf near me continues then
But the average gay couple just treats each other as guys
A boiwife is male but takes on all the roles a female would usually take in a relationship

I'm a relatively attractive femboy that gets 20+ matches a day on tinder, 75+ messages a day on grindr. Was talking to a guy that said he liked boys, but has only ever dated girls and it's been years since he's been in a relationship. This would be the first red flag. When we met up, he said he couldn't get it up for me since it was different in real life and he only liked fapping to this stuff online. I asked him if he thought I was ugly and he said no, I looked exactly like my pictures since I don't do deceiving angles and he even fapped to my pictures, but said it was different in the 3d space I guess. It was really heart breaking to talk to a guy for a few months to find out he was only meeting up with me to find out some things about his sexuality.

That being said, if you fap to traps/futa hentai/shota, that's fine, but make sure the idealized version of a boyfriend in your head isn't literally 2d only.don't go around breaking peoples hearts guys :/ just find a gf if you're not really gay.

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I don't really want to be a slut, and my mom would probably lose her shit if she found girly clothes. I also don't really see the point of dressing up just to sit alone in my room, I want to make a man happy. No one could ever want a loser like me though.

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You don't need to be if you just want some money
streaming on twitch works to
you said you where good at overwatch
be masters+ plus trans and there you go
basedboys flipped out about that girl they thought was a real top500

huh couldnt imagine that its that different irl
sorry that happened to you good luck finding someone

>No one could ever want a loser like me though
stop with the bs a dozen people flew to you in this thread

Yeah. I'm honestly scared of meeting up with people on Jow Forums after that experience and think I'll just stick to dating apps but then I have to deal with normies. But at least they know what they want. The amount of people here that want a "boy" but then post a picture of a hentai shota or a tumblr tranny just scare the shit out of me.

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