/britfeel/

better than that lad with the 16 year old bf

No fuck off, he's England's problem, we don't want him.
This is what I said earlier.

For me my favourite was always Bulldog which was more or less Junior rugby without any ball. Children are utterly brutal.

Used to play tig and I started a spooky stories club, but it didn't last long. Made some membership cards for them though and my primary school was really old so it had a bit in the playground that was a staircase sunk into the ground so we used to go there to tell spooky stories.

Yh I remember those. It was not a game, but I remember we had a climbing frame that we got to use once a week and everyone in my class would All come down the slide at the same time. Just imagine a bunch of 8 year olds sitting at the bottom of the slide squashing up against each other as other kids come down. Shit was fun. It was always funny seeing everyone flee when a fat cunt was about to come down

I decided not to, and I think working in a supermarket evening shift is a great job. Any full time job is good.

Considering how rare it is for car crashes and plain crashes there sure does seem to be a lot of celebrities dying in them. I don't understand what happened how he died, was he speeding?

RIP Cadet I liked your music

he was in a taxi

Well I suppose they're in cars and planes a lot more than the average joe. Maybe more planes than car crashes, also they're probably in faster cars than us which are maybe more likely to crash in because they're fast idk

Watching that "eat well for less" guff. Middle aged white dude married to a black woman with a son from another guy, and he talks about how he puts onions on everything.

Memes irl

Private planes crash much more often than big planes

soi*

That's a very unfortunate filter

why are you watching that BBC tripe.

Which is why it surprised me so much he died instantly, in the back of a taxi seems safer. I saw a car crash coming back from the job centre the other day, 4 people died. Life can just go in a second can't it? I bet I die as soon as I start enjoying life.

>I bet I die as soon as I start enjoying life.
You would die happy at least.

Snooker on, beer in hand
evening lads.

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I have colosally shit taste in TV shows. I also like to laugh at middle class monogoloids who don't know how to boil an egg and spend 200 quid a week on shit like chopped carrots because they don't realise knives exist.

What age did your penis stop growing? Mine started well and then just stopped at about 15, I'm 19 now and losing hope.

>tfw realised not long ago that my mates mum is actually milfy as fuck.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO
MAKE
ME
CRYYY

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>no 147 thread
Casual shitters

/147/ only runs for the 'triple crown' events.
which is a bit silly.

did user ever post his yung lean car mix?

Anyone ever think that their grandparents were just as fucked up they were, they just did a really good job of hiding it?

t.Grandad hid in the garden shed from the rest of the family for most of his adult life, reading magazines and building things out of wood.

I think a lot of men like solitude but can't have that until they have done everything else like starting a family.

yes he did the post was

Spent 60 quid on undies alone today.

60 FUCKING QUID ON UNDIES??!

Anyway it's worth it cos all the girls will like me now.

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Makes sense. He married my nan out of a sense of duty and I guess so long as he kept bringing money in she allowed him to spend all his free time in the shed or down the pub.

>20 quid for some keks
Fucking hell

No. No they won't.

Thank you I appreciate that
my brother does that I don't get it

sports direct to much a poorfag to go to jd sports

For some reason it annoys me you got 3 packets when there is an offer on buying 2. Doesn't feel right. It's also a lot of money for pants, especially from Sports Direct.

Yeah my grandfathers were both big alcoholics and one of my grandmas killed herself. Safe to say they were more fucked up than I am, so far at least.

this is why you are on the goodies list

Had a great aunt that cheated on my great uncle with the bloke next door and my great uncles reaction was to take her on regular holidays to Blackpool.

Getting Chinese for dinner lads. Mum's on the phone to them now as for some reason they were closed on just eat. Good ol' mum.

>sports direct to much a poorfag to go to jd sports

I really like sports direct. I spend a lot of time in there. Nothing to do with price.

>For some reason it annoys me you got 3 packets when there is an offer on buying 2.

You know what. I didn't even notice that offer. I only need 6 anyhow.

Both of my granddad's were teetotal gambling addicts

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Give mummy a kiss from me lad

you and that hannah bird had a little kiss yet?

they are cheaper in tkmaxx

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Recorded on Galaxy S7.

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Wonder if Zeus and Hostlad will ever get back together.

No mate. In fact we had a little fall out yesterday. It's recoverable though, and I think it'll make our relations stronger.

Mate, these skids will last me for years.

i should start watching anime again

Insulting somebody because of their ability to reproduce (incel, virgin, small dick, no gf etc) is proof that you're a primitive caveman still bound by your instincts. Your mind works like a simple input-output machine and you're barely conscious, every rational thought is overshadowed by your caveman instincts.

What I'm trying to say is that you're a SUBHUMAN

For me? It's hypalinx

Any anons own any wristwatches?

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Also invested in a new pair of autism shoes as well. I mean, running shoes. Can't wait to take some photos in spoons.

I guess you lads really like these.

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I think host is actually the goblin poster tbqh

I wanna be a super saiyan fag, lads

Does anyone else have the hots for Frieza?

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Wow they really are autism shoes.

You can have me but Im gay
Ill suck your dick tho

fucks sake have some self respect
fucking pedo shoes

I like that watch mate. I like watches in general. Purchased a Seiko automatic a few years ago (pic rele), but it needs resetting after a weekend of not wearing it. Fuck that.

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I just got some new running shoes as well lad, I got asics. They don't look nice but in my opinion they're the best.

Really? I think it's Monster Yasin poster.

>I make 350 lizzies a day
>Karimoor shoes.

>new thread's been up for an hour
>had to go into the old thread and kill it because it was at 498 posts
Sort it out

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Haven't watched him in ages, since he went to twitch
Running shoes are not meant to look nice, just stop your feet and knees from hurting all the time

Dunno why this didn't get any yous lad, I like it

Looking on the site now and shoes go for 100 quid, quite expensive to me.

All you did was make it jump back to page 2

I'm going to pull Hannah with my new Sketchers, no doubt lads.

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Planned to do my work now but I am too tired
Think I will watch my idols instead

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Shippy if you HAD to, and I mean absolutely HAD to at GUNPOINT

Who would you rather shag? Poley or Cola?

I believe in you brother, hoping that Hannah yeilds to your not inconsiderable charm.

don't know if i should have a wank or not lads

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If you're not sure then you definitely should.

oops haha

feel like I've stunted my cocks growth jerking off 5 times a day since 15

Probably cola

my belly's getting fat lads

If you're not sure then you definitely shouldn't.

Hannah has no wish to fuck somebody with no self respect

>tfw no tall schoolgirl gf

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>english girls are ugly
tfw no foxes gf

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I didn't believe you to be honest lad. So I checked. Mad that people would pay that.
What made you decide to go out and get a load of stuff today lad?

That's the 1700 kcal pizza in the oven, we eating big boys

Don't know much about history
Don't know much bioIogy
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me, too
What a wonderful world this would be

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Alright, next question:

Imagine Theresa May and Guy Verhofstadt invited you to the Purple Mango for a lamb bhuna and a Magnum. They say to you:

>Listen mate, we're going to cancel Brexit unless you shag Cola. And we're going to make Gina Miller PM.

Would you shag that arse to save Brexit?

She looks like a clown lad

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I can supply a picture of the arse if it will help the decision making

thought she was wearing a celtic top until i expanded it

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What're your plans tonight BN pal. I'll be having a stiff drink shortly, and a pasta dinner.

RE the lass - she's not interested mate. But thanks anyway.

What makes you think I have no self respect?

>What made you decide to go out and get a load of stuff today lad?
That's a good question mate. The answer is simple; I needed it. FYI I also spunked 330 quid on a new pair of specks too.

thats an skx007, looks in good shape, have you looked at getting a metal bracelet for it? There's a place called strapcode which offer some fantastic skx metals

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Now this is a good question because I'm genuinely on the fence here.

I mean would one 10 minute shag of cola really be that bad for the eternity of brexit? Although I'd have to live with that forever and I'm now thinking just how much would it affect my day to day life.

I probably would actually, assuming I can use a condom. Actually typing it out does give me doubts though

I want to have hot gay sex with Lord Freiza

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What football team do you support lad?
>tfw no nordic blonde qt big boob gf

>thats an skx007, looks in good shape, have you looked at getting a metal bracelet for it? There's a place called strapcode which offer some fantastic skx metals

It's still a brand new watch in the box mate. Aye a nice metal bracelet would really set it off, but like I say - the fact it stops working after a weekend of inactivity boils my piss. It's a really nice watch in every other way.