I'll be yours. But let me warn you, love doesn't come cheap.
You'll need to sacrifice any 4 things from the list below in order to be with me.
I'll stay with you forever as long as you never recover what you've given up:
>Your sight >Your hearing >Your voice >Your sense of touch
>One arm >One leg >All your possessions >The internet
>Your hobbies & obsessions >Your soul (go to Hell after you die) >Your free will (become my slave for life) >Your family & friends
>Your youth (instantly become 10 years older) >The knowledge that is allowing you to make your living right now >Foods from all food groups except fruits and vegetables >Your race (instantly become the blackest African American)
>Vaginal, anal, and oral sex >Your home (must move to a foreign country you've never been to before and have no family or friends there) >Your physical health (become and stay obese forever) >Your wealth (any money you have now and money you make in the future belongs to me and will be spent on frivolous things)
>The outdoors (you may never step foot outside your home again for any reason) >Your mental health (hear voices, hallucinate, and experience terrible mood swings and headaches for the rest of your life) >Drugs, alcohol, gambling, smoking, masturbation, gaming, pornography, social media, anime, hentai, and any fetishes or other vices or addictions you may have >Our exclusive monogamous relationship (I get to have sex with anyone I want even while I'm with you)
>posessions >hobbies and obsessions >family and friends >fetishes vices and addictions You are gonna be the perfect wife and I'm gonna be the perfect husband
Justin Gray
This has been the worse trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever
>Your soul (go to Hell after you die) >The knowledge that is allowing you to make your living right now >Your home (must move to a foreign country you've never been to before and have no family or friends there) >Any fetishes or other vices or addictions you may have
I'll just start a clean new life in a new country with a new job, and maybe Hell doesn't exist so it won't be an issue.
Where do I sign?
Cameron Johnson
The internet Friends and family, I have none anyways The outdoors, i only leave my home to buy groceries My home, no friends and family and I now cant fo outside so it doesnt matter where I live
Jaxson Bennett
OP. Am I to chose a group of 4 or any 4?
Thomas Stewart
>Your family & friends I have none.
>Your youth (instantly become 10 years older) >implying I want to live a long life
>Your home (must move to a foreign country you've never been to before and have no family or friends there) You say that as if it were a bad thing, protip im a third worlder
>All your possessions The only possession I currently have that actually matters is my laptop. Oh well, there goes my 500$ chinkpad.
>>Our exclusive monogamous relationship (I get to have sex with anyone I want even while I'm with you) Since you already thinking about having sex outside of relationship, I'll think I'll pass on you slut.
Joseph Collins
Pick any 4, doesn't have to be grouped. Grouping is just to make the format look neater.
Levi Fisher
You made this same post earlier and then just disappeared without answering any questions, fuck off
>All of my possessions I don't own anything that isn't replaceable, except for a locket. >My family and friends I only have a few friends who I speak to in passing and I haven't spoken to any family member for nearly a decade >My home I have nothing keeping me here. A fresh start could be a good thing >Knowledge to make my current living I'm only working this job to keep me busy. I have savings and this job requires little expertise.
To be honest I don't even want another partner. I tried it before and it didn't work out. I'd take her back though, if that was the reward for these sacrifices.
Jordan Bailey
>my voice I don't need to tell you I love you, you'll know. >all of my possessions I don't own anything anyways >my family and friends I'll only need you anyways >the knowledge that allows me to make a living I don't make a living, easy choice. >my wealth I have $6 USD it's yours >my mental health I'm already schizophrenic user
Xavier Lewis
I'll give up my leg, my voice, the outdoors, and my mental health if the girl is 200% perfect. otherwise I reject the deal in all forms. need to be able to see need to be able to hear need to be able to feel need my arms need my possessions need the internet need my hobbies picking the soul makes hell real even if I don't believe in it picking free will puts me in too vulnerable of a position need my current relationships don't wanna die sooner, don't need to lose my job but I could just get another not becoming a vegan out of spite against vegans not changing my race no point in relationship without sex not moving, at least not permanently I'd rather have the chance to lose weight I'm not giving all my money forever to someone who probably won't stay with me forever not giving up my hobbies no point to an open relationship.
Angel Stewart
>Hobbies and obsessions >Sex >Wealth >Free will
Joke's on you, OP, now we have a standard marriage shared by millions of couples.
Hunter Bennett
Holy fuck anyone who agrees with this shit is so far gone. You're "willing" to sacrifice that stuff but bot put the effort into becoming a better and more likable person to find a gf
John Watson
>becoming a better and more likable person Is that what they're calling cosmetic surgery now?
Juan Cruz
The deal is you sacrifice that stuff and she stays with you forever, regardless of anything you do to her or any situation that befalls you.
Luis Fisher
>The internet >Free will >Wealth >Family and friends
>Your free will (become my slave for life) >Your youth (instantly become 10 years older) >Your sense of touch >Drugs, alcohol, gambling, smoking, masturbation, gaming, pornography, social media, anime, hentai, and any fetishes or other vices or addictions you may have
Ian Rogers
This deal fucking sucks. Just the implication that you'd cheat if you could makes me sick. I bet you're not even a virgin.
Gavin Robinson
>Your sense of touch You don't want to feel anything, user?
Caleb Moore
>I'd take her back though, if that was the reward for these sacrifices. why did you split up then?
Andrew Moore
why do so many guys here want to be dominated by women? you think actual women want to dominate rather than be dominated? it's no surprise you guys are no gf
Hudson Perry
>it's no surprise you guys are no gf
You got the causality backwards bruh, these guys got into findom precisely because their self esteem plunged to hell because they couldn't find a gf to begin with
>Your family & friends Don't need them >The knowledge that is allowing you to make your living right now NEET >The outdoors (you may never step foot outside your home again for any reason) Don't ever leave the house anyway >Your mental health (hear voices, hallucinate, and experience terrible mood swings and headaches for the rest of your life) I'm schizophrenic already.
