Let's laugh at tinder profiles
Let's laugh at tinder profiles
Sebastian Edwards
Levi Myers
Okay, post your own OP
Gavin Sanchez
Holy based with a side of redpilled
Parker Taylor
Why do women age like shit?
I'm 29 and I look younger.
Mason Bennett
What do all the buttons do? I thought tinder was easy to understand.
Nicholas Sullivan
You develop slit face when you wear lots of make up and fuck tons of dudes. I don't think there's any recorded science on this, but I bet if there was a study my claim would be right
Julian Allen
Slut* originally djsjejsk
Chase Adams
Fuck me,she looks like a clown
Juan Brown
I like her actually.
Jason Ward
>heart
I like you, swipe right and one day we may match
>star
I like you so much I paid money to let you know I liked you
>x
Not gonna match with you
Blake Wright
I have screencapped a few
Owen Myers
Part 2 of some number
Nicholas Williams
easy fuck if I looked good
Jack Brown
High standards here for this one
Oliver White
Bad lipstick job, obvious face makeup, clownish eyeshadow
Dominic Jones
Keep going but originally
Andrew Edwards
In the looji
Adrian Martinez
Currently dating Thanos
Jeremiah Diaz
Get to da choppah!
Brody Peterson
I think this thing is from Outer Space!
Connor Walker
This is what happens when asian women and white men fuck.
Jayden Robinson
La goblina alert
Colton Flores
Dios mio...
La Goblina del Arroz...
Juan Jenkins
Why does every girl say they have social anxiety?
Most women that describe themselves that way are usually the most outgoing people I know.
Nathan Thompson
I honestly dont know. Maybe some of them do, but i think that if any of them actually experienced depression and anxiety they wouldn't flaunt around having it so much
Aiden Campbell
Daddy issues you think?
Bentley Cooper
If anyone finds a pair of eyebrows please return them to pansexual queer
Gavin Richardson
congrats on finding the cure for yellow fever OP
Jason Rodriguez
Which way did he go George, which way did he go?
Robert Long
My old boss had this problem. What I think it was is getting so much attention for being hot that as she got older she realized she could not contribute much in conversations. Literally we at work would talk about any thing beyond Elementary school level and she just got a vacant look about her and then seem sad later.
Landon Roberts
A lot of standards for a washed up roastie
Juan Ortiz
Good for her for not hiding her major defect. I honestly hope she finds a guy to dick and marry her.
Camden Ortiz
She can step on my throat desu
Charles Moore
If I'm the only to say it then I say it. She looks rather cute and that that thing with the eye isn't that much problematic
Christian Anderson
Its the new wave, you cant fight it
David Davis
Shes adorable and has a wonderful smile. I hope her life is fulfilling and pleasant.
Caleb Bell
Korean milkers
Anthony Gonzalez
Do you wanta Fanta?
Joseph Ross
Mayy I?
Christopher Reed
some content, mpre than 4% original
Jacob Morales
Deceptive, very deceptive
Josiah Bell
Bitch would suck a dick if you talk with her about Rothko and vegan shit, 3 beers tops, this artsy kind act like they dont crave the peepee but they do!
Levi Wilson
Thanks imma jerk to her
Jackson Price
>Tfw no qt tonge in cheek background gf
Grayson Hall
>airman
Kek
Evan Foster
It's mean to laugh at this shit but it's def one of the most remarkable profiles I came across. She texted me first and even asked me out so I feel kinda shit for posting this here.
Zachary King
It's ok cupid but belongs here
Noah Jones
she looks far older than 23
Luke Barnes
Droogs original
David Richardson
>why do girls do this
99% of the time for attention
Ryder Wright
Holy mommy!!
Benjamin Rogers
How can someone have such little dignity. And the worst part is that she probably got many replies.
Christopher Scott
Probably because the cuts on her arms look like wrinkles.
Justin Collins
She is recovering from anorexia
Tyler Foster
No way this thing is 19.
Why do women lie about their age so much on tinder
Dylan Lee
Would it really be inhumane to not let this fucking sub-80 IQ trog have kids? Its pointless. You have no chance at a happy life when a person like this is your mother. Just look at how incapable she is of taking care of her kids. This fucking world is shit. Those poor children.
Blake Perez
>Lexus
Sorry babe, I don't drive shit cars.
Kayden Stewart
no bad at all
faggot
Evan Harris
this one is actually cute tho
Owen Bell
looks better than most other girls ITT t b h
Brody Young
Another dumb tweeny year old with tweeny priorities.
Gonna take a few knocks on the head from Chad Tattington, and a scared screaming child for her to grow up a little. IF she does.
Christian Evans
>spotted the fembot
Gabriel Bennett
based and hairdresserpilled
Ryan Hughes
>Let's laugh at Tinder profiles?
Why? Because everyone laughs at you?
Kys shitstain
Caleb Thompson
>Jow Forums
>Using Tinder
what
Grayson Diaz
>femanons tinder profile got posted ITT
Mason Ortiz
Lol
You are still a virgin loser.
Jaxon Edwards
Pure virgin > Used up whore.
Take your std meds you dont want them fairing up.
Ethan Baker
Hello niggadog, cn I hav coochie nectar? Also i beat my wife
Robert Cruz
lol her name has poo in it haha
Xavier Hughes
Don't know if you bros can see, but there's A LOT of filters and smoothing/blurring used to hide what is essentially an uncooked pepperoni pizza.
Andrew Sullivan
>milk steak
wtf is dat
Leo Kelly
Saw this gem yesterday
Christian Gomez
Keeping one eye on da streetz...
Easton Bell
>the "why no one wants me, oh i know ill blame men for this" cunt
William Thompson
That fucking hairline. And I thought I was balding.
Angel Ward
Isn't Sudden Infant death syndrome just bullshit doctors tell them to make them feel better about them killing their kid?
Christopher Brooks
>ddlc
Doki Doki Literature Glub?
Thomas Wood
waiting for some Jow Forumstard to get triggered by this image
Dylan Anderson
Its from always sunny dumbo
Jordan Hall
lol i didnt even notice
Ryan Foster
>no eyebrows
>demands specific height
>demands no usage of emojis (normie hieroglyphics)
Leo Jones
its a meme from always sunny in philadelphia
Lucas Cox
Is this how he looks like in the Netflix remake?
Landon Campbell
You guys are going to get a rude awakening once you improve yourself enough to start dating.
James Gonzalez
Gaithersburg? Im in Rockville. Where you from?
Joseph White
the bio is just as bad as you think it's gonna be
Nolan Wilson
OH NO NOONNO NOOOO
William Jones
>INFP-T
same........
Andrew Foster
From left to right:
>rewind - oops, go back, I didn't mean to swipe left on that last one (costs tinderbux)
>swipe left - I don't want to match with you
>superlike - I want to match with you so much that you'll get a notification straight away (>1 a day costs tinderbux)
>swipe right - I want to match with you, you'll only know if you also swipe right on me
>boost - make my profile more visible to thots (costs tinderbux)
I wasted a year on that shitty app. Glad I didn't waste any money though.
Alexander Walker
I half expect her to pull that instrument in and let out a fart as comic and gastro relief.
Isaac Perry
please explain how am i gonna meet those insane standarts you retard
Jason Clark
People talk shit but this is why I got a Filipina gf, she isn't white but she's not fat, has no debt and isn't sassy/bitchy but sweet and feminine.
Yes they're jungle monkeys but they're women all the same.
Xavier Barnes
What's wrong with this? She looks happy and is probably still virg. Would date desu
This is a whole board dedicated to feeling shit about your looks and shit, more or less, but yet people here go and shit on girls for the same thing.
Tyler Torres
It's a fetish, "Daddy Daughter Little Girl" if soc has taught me correctly.
Justin Turner
>2385 miles away
You didn't actually pay tinder to see this, did you?
Brayden Wright
The emoji one is reasonable and based though.
Adam Moore
Why is my name this?
I don't remember copypasting anything?
Camden Clark
I think she's kind of cute actually but I'm desperate so I don't know.
Aiden Walker
her name is poojij and she's a pajeet