I want to quit my fucking McJob but I can't because my parents are poor (no NEETbux) and my goverment doesn't give a shit about poor people in general (no NEETbux)
So I'm either forced to wagecuck full time or stay homeless.
Also no college because poor and can't afford it
I want to quit my fucking McJob but I can't because my parents are poor (no NEETbux) and my goverment doesn't give a...
Gabriel Anderson
Noah Bell
There's two sides to going NEET: offense and defense. Offense is getting cash together and investing properly. Defense is controlling your spending. Sounds like you need to focus on offense at this point in time.
Jaxon Ramirez
Lol just do all nighters under the influence of drugs that induce psychosis and the similar sort, get a mental illness then the government is forced to give you neetbux. It's like you're not even trying
Jose Peterson
do amphetamines to work and go through college.or work 80 hour work weeks and save and live very frugally.
Connor Lewis
Get a job you can enjoy and will give you a challenge
Something physical
Christopher Stewart
>be 21, realise I can't sustain being a NEET much longer
>Start drinking heavily while taking painkillers
>Kidney swells and starts to fail
>Get doctors note and NEETbux is stamped off again, this time triple the amount
>Stop drinking, kidney returns to normal size and no pain
>Claim lower back pain for the next decade and live in bliss (lower back pain is almost impossible to prove you don't have especially with a history of kidney problems)
you faggots need to get some balls
Connor Morris
One word, M I L I T A R Y
Isaac Nelson
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!
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Justin Rodriguez
The quints have spoken
Christopher Sanchez
I just got a chub from this post
Zachary Brooks
>no college because poor and can't afford it
if you're poor college is practically free due to a variety of low interest loans and grants back by the gov't
Jack Barnes
friend of mine did that:
>be my friend
>23y old
>gets achilles tendon rupture
>shit is fucked up
>get NEETbux for it
>full recover at age 26
>29y old still on NEETbux
>he keeps saying (lie) it hurts like hell all the time
>34y old now
>they just ended up giving him a pension for life
Zachary Garcia
fuck man. Now you have to
Charles Robinson
Actual based quints post. I salute thee, user.
Noah Diaz
Holy shit, fuck it im signing up to go die in a desert RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Robert Young
go to community college where you will learn real skills that will get you a job and finaid will pay for it all
Benjamin Parker
lmao this
>decide I want to go to college to study accounting
>see a course for evening class once a week, perfect
>2000 dollars
>hmm.jpg
>Quit job
>NEETbux team waive fees and get me on course as 'developing work skills initiative' or some bullshit program
>Start working again
>Already paid off and I don't have to quit because it's 6-9pm once a week and fits around job
checkmate government
Joseph Anderson
WITNESSED
JOIN THE US ARMY
Mason Butler
A R M Y
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J O I N
Sebastian Sullivan
good job user proud of you
and fuck military
Jason Wood
omfg this CAN'T BE REAL
Wyatt Butler
It is bro, it is