Fucking destroyed the mirror of my gym with a barbell

Fucking destroyed the mirror of my gym with a barbell

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wow, you're that guy? we fucking hate you dude

You fucking idiot

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Dummy

Lol clown

>warming up with kettlebell swings
>hands tend to get pretty sweaty when I work out
>30 kg bell slips out of my hands at the top of the swing
>slams into leg press
>everyone in the gym stares at me

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Hahahshahahahahah did you have to pay for it

>Go to gym.
>They've just greased all the equipment including the bars.
>Warming up bench press with 1pl8
>No clips cause warmup.
>Unrack and weights instantly fall off one side.
>Makes huge noise bars hitting the safeties. Look like some retard who can't even bench 1 pl8.
>Watch everyone get nervous as I rack lmao 2pl8 to do my 5x5.

Nothing broke, it was just loud as fuck

>be dyel when I first started lifting
>try OHP in the squat rack with .5pl8
>manage to actually get 1 rep.
>pass out with weight above my head and fall backwards
>looking at the footage the weight falls on safety's
>3 people run over to check on me
>cardiobunnies on treadmills visibly leaking
I still lift there and mog everyone now though so it's ok
Fuck you cardio bunny though

*kekking
Sorry phone posting at the gym

I dropped a dumbbell on someone's phone and destroyed it. Offered to pay, but he said it was insured and gave no fucks. We are still gymbros.

I wouldn't have even apologized. Why the fuck is their phone on the ground where people are walking and lifting

He had it on a windowsill. Was just a freak accident.

In middle school I was fucking around on a lat pull down machine with some buddies and some girl beside me flicked were hair right on the plates as they were coming down and tangled a thick lock of her hair in it. They had to cut her out.

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>doing bench
>1.5 pl8 lmao
>cant finish set
>drop it to the side
>lady telling me its dangerous
>p.t. tell me I've should used clips
>callthecopsidgaf.jpg

Draw it

>Be dyel
>Attempt to rep 1pl8 OHP
>Hit it for 2 reps
>Try to push press for a third
>Hit it, lose balance and dump weight backwards
>Speed walk out of the gym
Whoops

>cardiobunnies on treadmills visibly leaking

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>>cardiobunnies on treadmills visibly leaking
unlikely

Based.

Why don't you guys just take that shit on the chin and laugh it off, instead of acting like virgins and running out of the gym or lowering your head in shame

When you OHP 1pl8 in a normie gym you can dump a steaming hot dookie in the middle of the free weights area and nobody will say shit

I know how you feel m8 but don't take your self-loathing out on other people's property.

First rule of the gym is to never go on Grease Day

Some tards were fucking around ohp with the neutral bar, with no clips and no rack
Next thing I see is plates raining down and rolling and bouncing off
One hit a girl and broke her ankle I think

Don’t pay for it, they put the barbell too close to the mirror. Let them ban you for life if need be

>dump a steaming hot dookie
>say shit
Kek, good one

I vomited on my first day in gym, could barely make it to the toilet, only the local coach noticed me running. But chose sink instead of toilet bowl, so had to clean up everything.

Lessons learned: never eat too much before the gym and don't focus on your failures, focus on progress and success.

Still going to the same gym.

Because of autism

gay

>>Unrack and weights instantly fall off one side.
So is one of your arms substantially longer than the other or something?

>First day at the gym dyel skeletor
>ran away from weights to puke all over the toilet room
>administrator cutie girl, that is also cleaning up saw all this ,
>ask me on the way out if need to call ambulance
>say no thanks embarrassed af go home
>few days later go for second workot she say i hope you will do better today

Maybe the gym isn't level