Breakfast sucks dick

How do you get cottage cheese to taste good? I had some 4% peach good culture cottage cheese and the consistency was nasty. I love cheese so I thought it wouldn't be bad

I’ve been meaning to start making a traditional japanese breakfast. Absolutely fucking sick of scrambled eggs myself.
>salmon
>white rice
>sausage
>miso soup
>sweet egg omlette

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I usually have soup for breakfast
Yellow pea soup
Goulasch
Tomato soup

0 prep time, cheap, easy to eat, warm, filling

>le onions tofu

Kill yourself

Found the bluepilled normie. What, do you also get sassy about calling something breakfast,brunch, lunch, dinner? Worry about spoiling your appetite?

You forgot the onions broth, retard.

Bruh I get up at like 1pm and have “breakfast” I just want some staple thing to have when I get up that I’m not eating every day for lunch and dinner you feel me ?

>wakes up at 1pm

What the fuck?

Large or small curd?
I like hot sauce.

Small I think. I love peaches but that consistency I can't get over

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I went to sleep at like 5am I try to get 7.5 hours but I was pretty beat from a long day

Might give it a go, never considered soup cheers buddeh

Unironically look forward to breakfast and eat like half my calories for the day there but I'm also cutting when bulking I probably just eat some eggs with oats or rice or sometimes no carbs at all till lunch.

Black coffee and protein shake for breakfast fat boys

you can eat literally any fatty meat
fatty meat is the most delicious food known to man
beef, pork, chicken,
you name it
cottage cheese is bitter? what are you, lactose intolerant? add some whey to that or switch brands you dummy.

Why do you go to sleep so late?

>eating breakfast
lmfao ngmi

If you want something sweet occasionally you can make protein pancakes. I couldn’t find the pic of the Jow Forums recipe, so here’s how I do them:

About 0.7 - 1 cup of oats, to taste
400g cottage cheese
4 eggs
Bit of milk
Stevia and vanilla extract to taste

Blend it all up to a somewhat fluid, homogenous dough. Fry in pan like any other pancake, use butter for the pan for the best taste. Depending on your appetite make the portion larger or smaller, this is a pretty large portion size. Tastes like a mix of a normal pancake with some porridge flavour, pretty tasty and has good macros. Satisfies sweet cravings, wouldn’t eat it every day but is nice to have once in a while. Top it with sugar free syrup if you can find it, fruits or whatever you like.

Other than pancakes, learn to make other egg variations, try avocado and smoked salmon on whole grain bread, trout is tasty too and much cheaper than salmon. Low fat mozzarella and tomatoes with basil leaves and some balsamico, different italian spices whatever you like also makes for a good, quick to prepare part of a meal

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>cottage cheese
>bitter
How? that shit is sweet as sugar to me.

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>I had spaghetti for breakfast
post body

Ok

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get some taters and breakfast meat or just skip breakfast altogether

Mix up your eggs bro.
Try adding chorizo to them. A stick of it is like a dollar and it comes with fat on its own so you don't have to use butter or oil.
>medium to medium high
>add in about half a roll
>cook it until the fat and meat separates
>add in 4-6 eggs
>mix until cooked
>add hot sauce
I prefer Tabasco, but it's really up to you.

The fuck is wrong with your tastebuds? Greek yogurt is a little bitter but you should get over it quickly and cottage cheese is savory.

fuckin love peanut butter and milk!

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Yeah thats it, thanks user

weetabix is tasteless and you'll get tired of it easily if your tastebuds don't appreciate cottage cheese and yogurt.
You might have a picky palate like me. My tongue gets bored if it doesn't taste different sets of flavor so I'd have something sweet, sour, spicy and bland on my plate.
>Granola + yogurt
>Add a small piece of dark chocolate in your protein shake or try the whey flavors
>DIY fruit shakes- apple, banana, yogurt, nuts are a good combo
>fruit jams
>veggies in soup form

you can literally experiment from scratch

>not skipping breakfast

>Tfw permabulkan
>5 strips of thick cut bacon
>4 eggs fried in the bacon fat
>4slices of toast with butter
Great post workout meal

More pepper. Blend it with sauce.

How do you guys get bored of eggs? I can't get enough of them.
You don't cook them till firm or anything silly like that, do you?

This is my breaky but on a much smaller scale.
>4 strips of bacon
>3 fried eggs in the bacon fat
>1 piece of buttered whole grain toast
>tall glass of fairlife milk and OJ
Makes me feel godly after eating it.

You're now 30 and single.

>2oz of angel hair pasta, weighed before cooking
>8oz of lean ground turkey
>1/6th of a jar of spaghetti sauce

Delicious and high in protein, I make it in batches of 6

>Sick of fucking scrambled egg

lol'd

I'm not into porridge,

Who the fukkkk eats porridge anymore? Are you living in the 1920s?

peanut butter/toast or bitter ass cottage cheese/yoghurt. Is weetabix a joke or should I stock up ?

Yeah I feel meh about all of it too. Just eat healthy lunch / dinner type foods instead who gives a fuck what time it is or what is traditionally considered breakfast" food.

I find it turns out too runny and won’t cook well so I threw in a banana and it worked a lot better

>eating breakfast

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>slices strawberries + greek yogurt
>oatmeal in whole milk + maple syrup + brown sugar
>black coffee

Filled with protein and carbs for your workout, easy to eat, and very quick to make in the morning. GOAT breakfast.

My favorite brekkie is Ochazuke. Grilled Salmon, Tsukemono cucumbers/raddish, and shredded nori on top of it is delicious.

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Baste

It works because people just like quick and easy stuff when they wake up in the morning. So eggs and oatmeal are what they default to.

Not that guy, but you are way too accurate for me for my liking

Porridge made with milk is great, add a few scoops of whey and you're golden.

Also, have you not seen the squats and oats meme here?

Also not sure if I'll ever get sick of scrambled eggs.

Eat cottage cheese with fruit preserves or jam

Stop eating breakfast

I actually can't believe I've never thought of this for scrambled eggs on their own

Burritos? Sure.

>breakfast
>Not just taking whey protein with milk

Pfff not gonna make it

They are the easiest and quickest way to make eggs. And they are delicious, especially with some butter. What's wrong with scrambled?

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You probably want small curd, the texture isn't as intrusive. I put ketchup on it sometimes, it sounds gross but it's actually really good

For me, its avocado toast.

The easiest and quickest way is frying, the only thing that takes less time is sucking them directly from the egg.
Scrambled is nice, but the best conditions for an egg is a firm white and uncooked yolk, which you can't achieve with scrambled

Not him. I disagree but they're both easy as fuck to cook. Frying is a little harder because you have to know when to flip the egg and have to do it with a little skill as to not break the yolk. With scrambled you just stir until desired doneness.

I do them sunny up, just break the white to make it cook faster
If you want over easy, all you need is a thin spatula. Wait half a minute after the bottom is all white and flip gently

What the fuck kind of cottage cheese do you eat if it's bitter

Throw some diced chorizo sausage or smoked salmon in it if you dont already to vary it, or dump some sirarcha in it

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If your breakfast is to suck dick you've been doing it wrong.

Been eating homemade oat fruit and seed bars for a couple of weeks now plus a protein shake, feeling alright, way too simple to be called a meal but it does the job

>break the white
Confirmed autism. The only thing you break in an egg is the yolk. And while you break it, you may as well stir it up very well and enjoy a superior egg experience: scrambled eggs.

my fucking sides

Home made hashbrowns. Grate 3 medium sized potatos, mix with salt, pepper and paprika. Fry up as one big hashbrown in oil in a pan. Crack a few eggs on top, sprinkle some cheese on as well. Stick in the oven. Enjoy

i prefer omelettes