How do bodybuilders live knowing that, if a freak event reverted humanity back to the the ancient times, they would be outperformed (and thus outbred) by cardio athletes? The man on the left more closely resembles what the natural peak human body looks like. He is able to cover more distance in one day than any bodybuilder would cover in a week. Where the bodybuilder struggles to keep his mass and becomes weak and suffers from a low sex drive, the runner thrives and women begin to notice the natural superiority of the lean body.
How do bodybuilders live knowing that, if a freak event reverted humanity back to the the ancient times...
David Collins
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Isaac Torres
Bullets are cheap and move quickly nigger
Caleb Sanders
Feels gud having a resting heart rate of 42.
>me on the left
Lucas Johnson
Bullets are available to both sides and only negate the bodybuilder's early stage close combat advantage. When the rifles become too dirty to be used effectively and the bullets run out, the cardio man will still be in top
Jackson Cruz
Because it's extremely unlikely that an event happens that reverts us back into stone-age and because even if it did happen, the accumulated human knowledge in books and other stuff that would not be affected by something that destroyed all electronics would be enough to quickly recover humanity from hunter-gatherers to al least farmers with rudimentary tech within months of the apocalyptic event.
Cope harder, anorexic cardiofag
Carter Moore
>Admits his body is naturally inferior and prays a natural disaster never occurs
I'm laffin muscleboi
Colton Taylor
bodybuilder would be more useful as humanity would quickly enter into agriculture mode. The chad bodybuilder would get even more ripped cultivating the land while the twink cardiofag would struggle to lift a shovel (forged by a muscled god, no way a cardio twink could ever lift an anvil) and be denied the oats as a result
So yeah, congratulations, cardio bunnys would be useful for like 3 days, as for us muscle-chads we play the long game
Easton Miller
>Dies from starvation in a week, cardio gods survive the first few years before agriculture arises once more
Brayden Martinez
>Kills the cardio fag
Phew. That was easy
Now it's time to impregnate his wife
Dylan Green
Muscle chads would quickly craft javelins and just spear buffalos, eating protein for sick gains
Cardio virgins, unable to muster the strenght to throw a spear would have to run for like 3 days to have a snowball chance in hell to eat something
Justin Sullivan
>Can't chase buffalos for hours or days like cardio gods can
>Can't even outrun them
>Can't even run long enough to get within throwing distance
Ok buddy
Nicholas Brooks
user, neither of those guys would survive without the drugs they are on.
Remember, they are high tier athletes and have long ago left humanity behind.
They simply don't function normally anymore and need the drugs to just maintain or reverse the damage of the drugs they are on right now.
Grayson Garcia
>implying their physique and strength alone wouldn't have them worshipped as gods.
Ian Cooper
Endurance > strength. Not only that but to keep all that muscle you have to eat more than the average person which makes you a detriment to survival. Strength also means little when you already claim having tools designed to kill and pierce.
Carter Allen
Ever heard of the story of Samson or Goliath .
Nathaniel Kelly
Bodybuilders are there to build mass, not endurance you absolute moron. They don't compete in Olympia to have a jogging contest do they?
Anthony Nguyen
cant you do both ?
cant you be good at sprinting and endurance run ?
what do the Seals do ? they're buff and endurant
Carter Butler
Isn't sad how runnerfags have to run a constant COPE over the fact that they look like shit despite putting in a ton of effort? You see powerlifters run the same kind of COPE- if they're ever more than 50 feet from a bar they're just fat dudes, so they have to shit on aesthetic bros and pull the "hurr durr functional strength" card. Like anyone besides the butthurt care.
Connor Kelly
>lift an anvil
Who told you how to forge shovel you neandertal
Leo Wright
In a post apocalypse if you run you'll just die tired rather be strong
Isaiah Moore
You you can both go to the gym to get strong and run laps at the track for endurance?
Jaxon Morris
>chad bodybuilder would get even more ripped cultivating the land while the twink cardiofag would struggle to lift a shovel
lmao have you ever seen a farm? most farmers are very DYEL
strength =/= size
Luke Mitchell
DYEL bitch needs a sky bitch to kill a big nigga. Nothing to do with endurance
Muscle chad Samson kills two thousand people while blind because of slave muscles
Elijah Morris
Long distance running is the biggest cope ever to grace fitness. Humans were literally never meant to long distance run. Why the fuck would we? We’re meant to SPRINT with high intensity for short periods of time and lift heavy objects off the ground.
>hurrr lemme chase that fucking Buffalo whole jogging at a slow pace for 30 minutes
Give me a fucking break. You retards will stay virgins forever.
Jaxson James
>When the rifles become too dirty to be used effectively and the bullets run out
Basic fucking maintenance and reloading are a thing you fucking moron
Noah Wood
>yeah just let me go to the store to get my reloading supplies like gun powder, caps etc
Oh wait
Evan Adams
How do endurance athletes live knowing that, if gravity was increased, they'd be outperformed (and thus outbred) by weightlifters?
Because neither scenario will ever happen.
Colton Sanders
>not already having a fuck ton of reloading supplies and ammo already stockpiled
Never gonna make it
Aaron Flores
>if
The coping is real here.
Jackson Davis
Is no one gonna mention the guy on the left's name is Coolboy?
Jaxon Martin
In ROTC and I can probably ruck longer, sprint faster, lift more, swim longer, out box, and run more than you. The cardiofag on the left means nothing to me. Nor does the guy on the right. We must achieve perfect harmony with out bodies and be an all around athlete. You would die in a survival scenario.
Henry Morris
Garou is that you?
Connor Powell
>The man on the left more closely resembles what the natural peak human body looks like. He is able to cover more distance in one day than any bodybuilder would cover in a week. Where the bodybuilder struggles to keep his mass and becomes weak and suffers from a low sex drive, the runner thrives and women begin to notice the natural superiority of the lean body.
stfu retard we arent in the fucking neolithic
Kayden Murphy
>lmao have you ever seen a farm? most farmers are very DYEL
Because most farmers spend their work day sitting in an air conditioned combine cab.
Jayden Rodriguez
>In ROTC
Fucking yikes @ this whole post, kys
Lucas Green
>ROTC
>hard
Jack Morris
I know it's not hard but I'm just saying that military styled training with lifting+strength endurance+cardio is better than just cardio.
William Green
Saltpeter, sulfur, charcoal, and flints. It's not rocket science.
Nathan Watson
Bodybuilders aren't athletes
It's like saying competitive eaters are athletes.
Mason James
this niggas name is coolboy guacamole?
Cooper Rodriguez
be careful!
Zachary Wilson
>>hurrr lemme chase that fucking Buffalo whole jogging at a slow pace for 30 minutes
>Give me a fucking break. You retards will stay virgins forever.
human beings are literally the only animals on the planet capable of endurance running. we can even outrun horses long distance
but you claim we arent designed to do it? kek
Henry Ross
boot as fuck
David Hernandez
Yes he can run but can he defend the waterhole?
Jordan Rodriguez
coolboy niggamole*
based name desu
Adrian Collins
>freak event actually happens
>alarm clock stops working
>can't wake up 3 times per night to work heart rate up to livable levels
>die in the first night
wow those marathons runners sure showed the bodybuilder
Justin Richardson
While I do agree that we have since developed a variety of techniques for hunting that do not involve endurance running, you are fundamentally incorrect. Compared to the vast majority of potential prey items as well as predators, we move incredibly slow at full speed. We do, however, have a lot of physiological factors which make us very very effective endurance runners. That was our primary mode of transportation before the domestication of horses. No other animals sweat like we do, utilizing it as a cooling system. This allows endurance hunters in Africa to exhaust prey to this very day. Using their brain to track and their body to keep up, and finally their spear to finally kill the animal.
youtube.com
Our true advantage is in technology, strategy and numbers. We have the ability to throw spears, sling rocks, shoot arrows, while all other predators do not. In fact, our shoulders are designed for throwing. We have complex high functioning brains that we utilize for creative hunting strategies and work together through complex language and thinking.
There were examples of people who wrestled prey down and killed it close up like a chad though, I think they were European. There was also a tribe of Europeans who literally hunted mammoths to extinction. Their bones show that they had developed shoulders that were exquisite for throwing spears.
Hudson Rogers
They try not to think about it. Most are incapable of thought also though. Bodybuilders are trash.
Carter Peterson
please be bait
Leo Price
this but unironically
Gavin Jenkins
Why try to talk about subjects you clearly know nothing about though?
Ryder Lewis
I go to university in Vancouver and cant remember the last time I saw a genuine landwhale
I occasionally see fat girls in my large classes, and less than occasionally fat guys
Aaron Martin
>most farmers are very DYEL
Where the fuck do you live? All farmers I've seen are literal behemoths.
Jace Scott
Military style training isn't really strength at all though. It's pretty much just cardio+general athleticism
Luke Brown
The anvil is what you forge upon, by lifting the hammer.
Charles Perez
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Robert Cox
Dude, the guy's destined to be cool, boy *wink wink*
Adrian Martin
By knowing that it is also extremely unlikely for such an event to occur within their lifetimes.
Matthew King
God what is this game called
Jacob Smith
Life
Daniel Thomas
>you can’t be a bodybuilder and do long distance cardio everyday
Scooby does
Jaxson Taylor
i'm reading swan song by robert mccammon right now and id probably rather die if nuclear bombs killed the world
Jayden Green
If humans maintain any level of technology beyond fuck all, being at least respectably strong is a lot more important to one's survival than long distance running. The original marathon in ancient Greece was a snowflake event. If you plan on doing farming, blacksmithing, shepherding, fishing, or any significant manual labor, you're better off being strong.
Luis Sullivan
What an autistic thread. Go do something useful you fucking losers
Zachary Powell
People with visible abs will always be the first to starve to death.
Eli Scott
Yes, because already existing ammunition's gonna run out in a week, right? Jesus, what a retard.
Michael Gutierrez
As usual Jow Forums ignores the charismatic manlet that persuades other men to joyfully risk their lives for him.
Jose Sanders
>All this trolling
>He doesn't even understand that even the simple fact of not having shoes to wear will kill the marathon runner performance.
>callous hands on a strong guy will ALWAYS be more useful than marathon runners running with shoes
Carter White
>martial artist here
Strong phisyque,great endurance and actually cabable of fighting
Looks like we found the real master race
Ryan Foster
They don't care because most people are obese.
Ryder Gray
>shrinks back to dyel tier in a few Weeks Because He cant afford 6.000 calories a day
Jonathan Perez
Coolboy Niggamole, no less.
Liam Price
Based & CHECKED to be sure
Jayden Torres
This is what Jow Forums has become. A bunch of low test, effeminate, homosexual "runners". Fuck this board. Reddit isn't this shitty.
David Gonzalez
They'd be hailed as some living God probably.
Until the muscles disappear without roids and lifting.
Benjamin Morgan
which do you think fucks better?
Chase Garcia
This. And the 20% perma bulking natty lifters and manual labor types would be at a distinct advantage. We're designed to do modeate pace laborious work with stored energy.
Regardless of specific athlete type, being shredded would be very bad if food is scarce. Some stored fat is ideal in this situation.
There's a myth on fat that visible abs is the epitome of health. It isn't. Fedor body shape is perfectly healthy, just not cosmetically ideal
Jacob Foster
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Gavin Moore
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