I think I’m in love with my yoga instructor, brahs. What do?

I just don’t want to get #metoo’d user

Follow her home and tell her she smells nice

get a better one

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asking someone out is a normal thing that normal people do my based Jow Forums autist

>I'm in love with a slut
OK

This. Every woman who isn't tragically ugly has orbiters.

Ask her how many cocks she’s taken, you’ll fall out of love quickly

kill her

What’s the threshold from oneitis to roastie? How many cocks must she take to be deemed a slut?

post pics or it didn't happen

Follow her home, surprise anal and dispose of her body after she inevitably becomes a negative Nancy about it all.

Then go to the gym and lift instead of going to yoga classes like a 55yr old white woman who just got dumped by her banker husband for his secretary.

My dude you’re literally making yourself worry about something that rarely happens. Yes it’s overhyped by the media and random skanks who think they should be compensated for being hit on by ‘the wrong type’ of guy.

But why even worry? Do you worry that cashiers or clerks will “#metoo” you when you speak to them? And if you’re that worries she may be the type to do that, why fucking bother?

You’re going to live a long, unsatisfied life of romanticisation, because you’re petrified of 1 outcome of a potential of many, many more. The world isn’t going to stop revolving, you’re not going to spontaneously combust. You’re literally taking to another person and if the internet/social media has jaded you that much to where you worry about one becoming a victim of a toxic movement then, well, they’ve already won. You’ve lost.

Because you're paying her

Actual non-sperg posts on Jow Forums. And I thought I'd never see the day

if you have a yoga instructor you're gay, so I doubt you are "in love" with her. Maybe you just really want to braid her hair

This.
op just stop giving a fuck and do it

Depends on age. No more than 1 for every 2 years of age, starting with 1 partner at 18, 2 partners at 20, 3 partners at 22, etc. A better rule is that she has only had sex in committed relationships and never done casual stuff.

>he hasn’t joined a yoga studio just so he can be the only guy in class and mack on all the single bitches

Looks like you haven’t made it, user.

i like your advice user

what if you liked a coworker
but at least 90% certain she wasn't in to you

should i still ask her out?

>have a crush on a coworker
>she's nice to me, often says things like "I'll help you with X" or "I'll show you around my hometown if we're both there"
>Responds to my workplace Skype messages where i ask her questions about herself, interests, etc.

But, maybe she's just friendly. She seems to laugh more and chat more with other coworkers. Example:
>went to lunch with her and another coworker
>She talked to him the whole time. When she spoke she would only look at him
>her body was turned towards him the entire time (this hurt)
>She would laugh at things he said
>She would only walk next to him on the way to and from the lunch spot (this hurt the most)
should i even bother asking her out?

>There’s billions of people on this earth, do you really think this one lady is the epitome?
i have no friends, and i'm a khv. this coworker is the only grill that has spoken to me for more than 1 minute in the past 2 years

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stop doing yoga lol

>How many cocks must she take to be deemed a slut?
Objectively speaking >1. Yes, that means the grand majority of women in the West are sluts. However, if you want more "realistic" standards then it's the number you can count on one hand (that's 5 for those of us who aren't genetic freaks or fireworks incident victims). Though keep in mind the rule of thumb with previous sexpartners:
>If it's a man, divide by 2
>If it's a woman, multiply by 3
So if she says she has three sexpartners, that's actually nine. If she says she's had two, that's actually six. Which still brings us back to 1 (which actually means three).

>Asking out your co-worker
>Post-#MeToo

>he thinks pretending to be gay is a good way to get chicks

>he’s so low test that women can’t automatically tell he’s a heterosexual male

Eat broccoli.

>if it’s a woman, multiply by 3
This. Obviously some will tell the truth but the vast majority won’t.
>inb4 “So you’re saying no woman has had sex with 1 or 2 partners? It’s not like they will say ‘I’ve had sex 1/3 times’”
Actually, it kind of is. A woman might call it a blowjob when what she means is the guy she fucked pulled out and came in her mouth. That’s sort of like 1 sexual encounter being called 1/3 of one.

>he's so gay he thinks eating broccoli is manly

I like you user. you're a cool guys

>>Asking out your co-worker
>>Post-#MeToo
many of my coworkers date though. some are even getting married

Ask her out for a coffee if she says no then rape her

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This. Metoo isn’t even that powerful and is quickly losing steam. Men are mad because they are being treated like shit by the media. Women are mad because they like getting hit on and don’t want to live in a world where they have to make the first move. The only people who support metoo are ugly slags who can’t get laid, asking out a coworker isn’t going to hurt anything as long as you keep your distance if she says no.

One, never date a co worker if you can help it. Don’t shit where you eat. I fully understand it can work, has worked for many but personally would never take the risk again. Yes. Done it twice. Like an absolute fool & has learned the hard way.

If she’s acting that way then she probably really trusts you as a dear friend, maybe she has(had) a small crush on you but it’s more that she feels open to be herself and you’re mistaking it for mild flirtation because you’re sperging a little whilst confusing the feelings because, hell, if there ever was a chance this is how it would be right? Again don’t risk it, that just my opinion btw so do as you please however why ruin something just because you’re attracted to her. She’ll (again speculation) end up dating someone, you’ll be a little crushed but be happy for her if you like her that much. She’ll maybe say something like “any girl would be lucky to have you” take that advice and hold on to it, don’t see it as “I don’t want any girl I want you” because it’s fruitless. Go out, explore, travel & meet different people in different locations, build a little self confidence, the odd bit of casual flirting doesn’t go amiss just in conversation. Learn to look for signs that people are into it, be humble & just be nice. Then out of nowhere you’ll meet some one. Cos if you ain’t looking that’s when it comes along. Apparently anyway.

>joins class to mack on single bitches
>ends up turning instructor into oneitis

Just trying to spread a little positivity brah.

Stay gold

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>Not giving her the old Iran treatment
>Shiggydiggy

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Made me vomit

Thanks, friend. I needed to read your posts. I’m going to man the fuck up now. We’re all going to make it.

thanks

>If she’s acting that way then she probably really trusts you as a dear friend
her giving attention to the other coworker means she thinks of me as a friend?

my problem is, i never meet any new girls. she's the only girl i've spoken to for over a minute (non work-related) in the past 2 years

>If she says no then whatever Man, her choice
beta

Vomit away, it’s your gains you’re losing pal.

Yes, duh. If you knew her well before, act as if you never asked her out and be friendly, if you didn’t know her well before, act as if you never asked her out and keep being friendly. Point being, if you’re up front and honest, and know when to back off, you’ll be fine.

Thanks, friend. Incidentally, what’s happened to men? Have they always been this insecure? What went wrong?

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Exactly. Don’t let the bastards grind you down.

Sounds like you crave attention a little too much. Don’t try so hard, start getting comfortable as yourself first of all. Some women feed off attention and if there’s a constant source without trying then they’ll carry on. Don’t be a dick, be nice but don’t devote your time to something that’s not beneficial to you. Got any goals? PB’s you want break? Physique you want to achieve or even any work goals? Shift your focus, can’t hone in on wanting to be with a girl & screw up everything else in the process.

Yeah what’s more beta than moving on from something that’s clearly not worth your time & effort.. good one.

My thread was deleted for offtopic but this one isn't?