I am at a lecture (phd in CS here)

Sorry, java pajeets are working in the next building

Maintenance man. Lol shitter is clogged up. Come fix it, I’ve logged a high priority work order.

What are the first three?

Its a hard pill to swallow OP but most people care more about their car, house, hair, nails, food or tv stuff than their own body.

>women arent capable of love
>non whites are non humans
>just be yourself

its pretty ridiculous to be honest... literally everyone is skinny, no chest, no shoulders, no anything that makes you look like you lift. To me it's crazy to see someone who is smart, yet chooses to completely ignore their own body. I just can't understand it to be honest.

Is it some CS fixation on clogged toilets? Is it because of their sedentary lifestyle?

we talk about benching two plates, some people can't even bench properly 0.5 plates, yes, 0.5 fucking plates.

CS doesn't exactly promote athleticism.

Seething elecucktrical engincuckineer.

They realize that spending all that effort into lifting is not worth it. Being at a healthy BMI and having basic aerobic fitness already give you 90% of the health benefits.

Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. Subredddit. YOU. DYEL. MAGGOT

Well, you are dyel too, and a delusional dyel at that, so jokes on you buddy.

Am I white?

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disgusting, shave your hair ape

>shaving legs or arms
You dropped your onions milk.

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Can confirm. Not white, am superhuman.

whats the difference there? Going to uni in a few months but I don't know which one to choose, I have a community college near my house with software engineering and I have colleges in other cities with CS.

Are you gay?
Reminder that If you aren't hairy, you're genetically a beta male

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Each realization recognizes a greater and deeper truth
>It's not enough to be just not-fat
>Doing what you've been memed commercially as a lifestyle will leave you fat, stupid and poor
>Great change from these commercially defined norms is necessary for ascension

There are twelve

Alpha viking reporting in. Good to see the americans got cucked again and no wonder why they want more mexicans inside theyr borders and women.

go for computer engineering
because this world does not need more computer scientist, spftware engineers and programmers

just graduated from CS bachelor degree, hired and assigned to automate a factory using industrial PLC.. thank God i am under a boss that has masters in Comp. Eng. he taught me lots and now i realized CS is bullshit.. go for CE man, you will learn a lot more. If you are able to avoid theory heavy courses, do so.. go for syllabus that contains skill-heavy..

from what i have learn, wireless and electric vehicle is the trend in the near future..

+Hokkaido master race
Ainu people are white

Well joke's on you, those flabby manbabies and hook-necked skeletons are gonna be way more hireable than you.
Interviewers will take one look at your veiny forearms and tight gluts and assume you bullied the smarter guys into doing your schoolwork for you while you drank beer, ate pizza, and banged Stacy.
You commitment to fitness has weakened your career opportunities in that field.

Drastically different. CENG is closer to EE than CS. CENG and CS will share fundamental programming courses, but while CS will go on into the autistic mathematics, CENG will work on applying the programming to embedded systems, VLSI, etc.

t. graduated EE + CENG with minors in Math and CS

this. Reminder it's all about Money, Status, Money, height, personality, face, frame.

This is shit advice and you sound like a genuine brainlet. Good software engineers and programmers have zero problems getting top tier jobs.

T. Top 1 percent income in my age bracket as recent CS grad.

Physics PhD Chad checking in. We learn enough to get jobs in both these fields and get to study something interesting. Stay sad brainlets

Says who?

sorry for being bottom 99%.. i just want people to learn more, not get more money.. lots of programmers nowadays does not even know how to use CMAKE.. at least with joining CE/EE, they will be forced to learn lower level stuffs..

IT Klempner

>all these people going to schools without a combined EECS department
>having so little capacity for breadth you need to distinguish between CS and CE
>wahhh the mean man made me learn about Turing machines, please save me from proofs trade daddy gods

It baffles me that there exist people who need to be told this.

It's a common cognitive bias to apply your own beliefs to those around you

>there are schools without overlap in math, CS, EE and CE
I unironically don't understand how.

>good genetics
>does phd in CS
>???????????????????????

>my masculinity comes from my body hair, character traits be damned

>earn money
>climb to a high status
>get a better job you neet
I'll give you height, mostly genetic
>oh wow personality is important???
>your frame is genetic, filling it in is not

And guys wonder why people dont take them seriously

What did he mean by this?

>Physics PhD Chad checking in
Hello, one McChicken please.

physicists getting engineering jobs, sure lmao

>
uhm, sweaty, it's actualy power plus prejudice?

They disregard the opinions of Greek genius
Never gonna make it

Second

Phd. and you are attending lecture ? Definetly not a european education system. Americunt ?

Are you retarded? Literal professors still go to lectures. You don't just stop learning once you've got your education, this becomes more true the higher your education.

>Literal professors still go to lectures. You don't just stop learning once you've got your education
You do research mostly. They cooperate on projects and so on. I have never seen a proffesor attending a lecture as a student. Normally after Doctoral degree it is just a conducted research at least.

>i'm a faggot who can't cut coding at a real job so i make chump change while being a leech
cool. can you barely speak english like most of my professors, too?

most of my coworkers are big fat piles of lard that can't perform a single pushup. coding attracts trash

Why would a professor attend the same lecture as a student? Why do you think university lectures are the only lectures there are?

>i just want people to learn more, not get more money
thats kinda point of going to college in todays age, but i agree with the rest some schools have really half-assed CS programs, id only recommend CS if they teach C and asm thoroughly, anyone can do basic webdev or java shit by watching youtube

how about you niggers stop letting people graduate who can't grasp a fucking for loop a week before graduation

You mean conferences ? Because in here they attend conferences held by a group or deparment not lectures held by specific teacher.

Sorry sir I am working at spaceX not McDonald’s, maybe you should remember to take your medicine

There is a coffee spilled in the ground. If you dont mind can you mop there also

Imagine thinking engineers are intelligent enough to do real jobs. Have fun doing unit conversions wagie

If my job still paid me 140k to mop it up I would. Have fun being poor

Oil ring workers also get approx 100k. Btw which field you are working/doing research on physics ?

Don't lump in code monkeys with actual computer scientists

did a game engine for final year project, got B-
somebody did a normal workplace attendance "app", she got A+
>tldr; go for electrical/electronic/telecommunication/automobile engineering cause CS is shit-tier

I feel like this is a bigger meme than the trade meme. Where can I just go get 100k on an oil rig. I'll put in my notice on Tuesday. Coding is literal nigger work.

>getting jobs
>begging others to be their slave

Hahaha and you think you are a chad. You really are one pathetic loser.

definitely had a handful of professors that did not know the topic they were teaching

and professors still learning once they've got their education is humorous. what the fuck do you think actual programmers do? stop learning?

Everyone

Ever compared the washed down American CS program to CS programs in Germany?

And people actually PAY for THAT kind of "education".

>Ainu harrier than North America
based

over 70% real ass nigga get at me cucks

communist revolution
sexual revolution and pornography
hitler was right

Post your nipples. If they're pink then congrats you're white

what are the first three?

>t. never been to college post-grad

Poli sci is the the fit man's major

Ever compared the washed down German developer salaries to American developer salaries?

Let me put my superior knowledge to work for peanuts.

Are you niggers going to figure out how to make automotive window switches that don't short out if you breath on them?

>if they're extremely small and pink
ftfy

Poli sci is the dumb guy's major.

If you've got connections, your dad owns a firm, great, whatever. But then literally any major would be fine.

Uh huh, if this is SpaceX why the hell is there a deep fryer and a broken milkshake machine?

faggot's major, really. dumb guy's go for business.

why are you attending lecture? Robato, I'm gonna need you to work on the fucking paper
if you only make the poster section at siggraph again I'm dropping you

t. Mad engineercuck

Data science lol. Like I said, cs job from physics PhD

Imagine not having a fully functioning kitchen at work

Go to Alberta when oil prices rebound.

Kek, this is the classic hollywood nerd cope plot.
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ND, etc. Canada. Have fun freezing your ass off though. Still gotta get up bright and early for the -35F weather