Takes test

>takes test
>5'3
>still on 1 year noob gains
Why the fuck does anyone respect this """man"""

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he has tatoos so he must be tough

Why do you put people down that you don't even know and are so successful they wouldn't even care what you think

Holy shit those tattoos are gay. Imagine trying to look tough when you've got mushrooms and Skittles all over your arms.

atleast he married a christian woman

lol he'd rekt u 1v1 say it to his face i dare u

not a bad body for his age. Tats are awful though.

You're really asking why? Here?

Stop being so negative you cuck, that toxic energy is why you're a loser and Rogan is living his dream life

>be incredibly successful
>fuck you money
>loving wife and children
>is still more jacked than 90% of fit

Hurr durr he is smol

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Ok, but could you beat him in a debate? I mean have you tried DMT? Damn chimps are stong man. JAMIE PULL THAT UP

He's living proof kettlebells are noob toys

the thots he sleeps with everyday like them.

>97%

Serious question. Joe claims 5'8" always. Maybe he's more like 5'7". I'm also 5'8" but I look like a normal human being with my shirt off. My proportions are the same as a tall guy, just scaled down.

Joe on the other hand has the proportions of a toddler. What the fuck's up with that?

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>takes test
He's in his 50's and still wants to engage in physical sports and fighting.
>5'3
.. and that didn't stop him to be a millionaire with thousands of fans and the respect of many celebrities and influential people.
>still on noob gains
He's not in the business of fitness modelling so who cares

> takes test

He's over 35 and takes an anti-aging TRT not fucking bodybuilding doses

> 5'3"

So, he succeeded at life on hard mode and we shouldn't respect him?

Huge crossover appeal outside of combat sports. Not the smartest person in the world but I appreciate how he moderates guests on his podcast even it's hit or miss

HGH gave him a barrel chest and giant swollen head but his arms and legs are tiny so he looks weird.

>Jamie, pull up that Rogan copy pasta

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They respect him for his charisma,bant skills.

S H O R T

DMT and chimps are his gain goblins

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fuck me someone who gets it....

go outside more you mong

you sound like a sadcunt to be honest

nuclear cope