I'm 30 now and every day is torment thinking about ageing, and I'm desperate to try any proven method to slow down my decline. I want to look like this when I'm 47 (Jared is that age), if I live that long.
What are the scientifically proven non-broscience ways to retain hair, stop wrinkles/fine lines, remove eye bags and any signs of being in your 30's/40's
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Being an ageist is really weird.
Pedophiles are usually ageists.
I bet you really miss high school and all those innocent times. Another red flag of a pedophile.
You see where I’m going with this?
Sunscreen
Retinol
Eat well+lean
what does retinol do? wikipedia says its used for measles.........
Just use skin care products. I use a face cleanser for that deep clean, an anti aging cream and also one for eye bags. I don't use any specific brands, just check what the product is for.
Other than that, obviously eat healthy and stay fit.
tom cruise looks better right now then he did during the filming of top gun.
hollywood actors dont age because they are on multiple drugs
and likely engage in sacreligious medical treatments involving the blood of younger people
Get a water filter for your shower. Also drink lots of water, but not straight from the tap. Filter that too.
Ageism is discrimination against age bro, like not hiring an employee because they're "too old"
to retain hair
>just pray to god
>get big and strong so you can look good bald
stop wrinkles/fine lines
>stay out of the sun
>if you are in the sun, use sunscreen
>no drugs, smoking or alcohol
>stress free lifestyle, plenty of sleep and rest
remove eye bags
>get enough sleep
Also this.
Tom gets thousands of bucks worth of a filler called Juvaderm under his face every year or so. Puffs out wrinkles but also puffs out your face
I look way better with a tan but I know the sun fucks up your skin in the long run, what do?
>I bet you really miss high school and all those innocent times.
No, I had the worst time imaginable and was sick and tired all the time, junk food diet and 3-5 hours sleep each schoolnight. I miss elementary school when I had a huge group of awesome nerdy friends though. The sleepovers playing Perfect Dark and SSB 4-player on n64...
You're either handsome or ugly OP.
You can't change your bone structure.
Only your skin and hair fades away.
A married boomer would have the time of his life right now.
From the looks of it you're single.
Don't tan, obviously.
No, it's more commonly narcissists that have very little things that add value to their lives other than their looks. Though of course, some anxiety about degeneration, disease and death is common in younger cohorts.
31 year old boomer here
>face moisturize every. single. day.
>use an eye cream that reduces your eye wrinkles
>exfoliate at least twice/week
>quit smoking (this includes weed) switch to vaping if you can't quit
>quit drinking (or severely cut down on how much you drink)
>avoid prolonged exposure to the sun
>No, it's more commonly narcissists that have very little things that add value to their lives other than their looks.
Why would anyone want to look old and shitty. It's like wanting to be a manlet
best thing you can do is be rich. Then you have access to stem cells, hair transplants, etc. If you're a poorfag, there's nothing you can do, just accept it
Imagine being this insecure with aging. Everybody dies.
You'll make a beautiful corpse that tried to maintain the illusion of its newness while life rushes you by.
>have good genetics
>be rich
>being vegan, don't know whether that has anything to do with it
Of course, nobody looks forward to degenerating and eventually dying, but persons with a stable sense of self and strong social bonds/families will generally be bothered far less by it.
retinol us vitamin A. mainly known for taking part in your sight health.
but it also helps the regeneration of cells which means slower aging.
Yeah I'm sure I'm totally missing out on life by taking an extra 2 minutes in the bathroom each morning to do my routine.
>Become Rabbi
>Drink the blood fresh from a babies foreskin. Don't wait, as soon as you make the cut suck the penis as though you were drinking a thick milkshake through a straw.
>Grind the foreskins up into a cream and rub it all over your body.
Enjoy your immortality.
I looked up pics of orthodox rabbis and they look like shit at 50/60/70. Age terribly, so that advice wouldn't even work
>highschool
>pedophile
Pedos are interested in kids 12 and under. Go be uneducated somewhere else.
Jews are naturally hideous but the immortality juice works
Wow... I was about to call bullshit on you, but then
>highschool sucked, missed elementary school
Not missing childhood is abnormal though, means you had a traumatic or horrible one
Garbage hippie mentality.
Dude just ruin your body mind and soul XD who cares just have fun
>mfw 21
>people constantly tell me I look like a high schooler/15 yr old
>start daily moisturizer and skincare routine
>strictly vegetarian diet with 2 liters water per day
>put on sunscreen if going outside for even 60 seconds
>wear sunglasses at all times
I'm gonna beat Jared at his own game
Jared has good genetics. Also, if you ever see him talk, he never moves his face. Idk if he does that to reduce wrinkles or if he uses botox so he doesn’t have much facial movement. Either way, don’t compare yourself to celebs. They have access to and money for shit you and I do not.
>Not using a sun umbrella to protect even more than your sunscreen
>No Retin-A to prevent wrinkles and maximize collagen production
Not going to make it
>vegetarian diet
>looking good past 30
kek, you're in for a surprise
Just do what Mike O'Heard does haha he's 50 years old and just keeps a good diet and nutrition haha there's no way he's on steroids
bump
Raw meat carnivore diet with fasting
Good luck waiting 40 years until your religion called scientificism proves Im right
Don't drink or smoke and you'll be surprised how just those 2 things will help you. I'm 34 and most people my age already look like decaying zombies after living their life like shit.
I don't need to worry about that. My parents are 64 and 55 and are looking like they are in their 30's. They look better than some of my friends and I'm 32
50 here. I quit skin goop about 10 years ago and it hasn't affected the rate of change.
Get enough sleep, don't be a drunk, eat enough vegetables and work out as hard as you can while you can, without trying to plough through injuries.
1. be rich
there are senescent depleting anti-aging therapies that are highly experimental that cost $20-50 grand in eastern europe and central america. also, leto is definitely on HRT and has had cosmetic surgery done like everyone else in pedowood.
>avoid PUFAS and antinutrients (grains, nuts, seeds, legumes, seed and "vegetable" oils, this includes processed and restaurant foods)
>eat lots of gelatin/bone broth or add hydrolized collagen to your drinks
>supplement vitamin A, D, K2, pregenolone
>dermarolling
>avoid sun exposure
>use a good moisturizer every day
WTF HES 47???!!!
No sunlight EVER without sunscreen and/or a hat. No going outside, optimally. Even while inside wear a strong sunscreen. Wash off and reapply every 3 hours until sundown. Supplement vitamin D and avoid stress, alcohol and tobacco.
>Pedophiles are usually ageists
?
I miss early 2000s buttrock
nothing is more pathetic than the insensate clinging to flesh. You will decay like everyone else, and it will be more torturous for you due to your fixation. The problem is not that you are ageing, it is that you are too mentally feeble to handle it.
have sex
be asian lol
You should probably go do that yourself. You are so piteously close to being old.
When did so-called men start caring about this?
Since the 1700s at least
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Thanks - that was actually bloody interesting.
Lmao so the maccaroni were the first hipsters? Neat
Does retroactively despising your childhood count?
Thanks, I always wondered why yankee doodle mentions fucking macaronis