Alright Jow Forums, lets settle it, before or after?

I like to shit before my showers tbhfam

Evening. Allows your skin and hair to replenish its natural oils over night so you look healthy by the morning. Your bedding doesn't get too dirty as you get into it cleaner than you would if you washed in the morning. You're washing away the days dirt and relaxing your muscles ready for rest and recuperation. People in hot climates should probably do both though.

Imagine shitting after, walking around with a dirty asshole all day and at the gym

>not taking a smooth, chunky dump while showering

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>yeah I shit in the shower, how could you tell?

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I sometimes take a hot shower before an especially heavy lifting day to loosen up the muscles.

If I don't shower at night, my eyes hurt because my eye gets pretty oily at night if I don't wash my face.

And that oil gets on my eyeball and produces a stinging sensation.

Does anyone else have to shower in the morning not for hygiene but for comfort ?

If I don’t shower in the morning then during the day I get extremely greasy, sweaty and itchy. For reference I work as an electrician so I’m on my feet either inside or outside every day averaging about 15k steps a day.

Without showering it feels like I sweat twice as much and my skin is itchy and irritable as fuck, it’s not so bad where I’m in pain but I wouldn’t dare to show up for work without showering.

Anybody else have a similar situation ? I feel it has to do with the physical activity. If I don’t shower and sit at home I don’t experience the symptoms I describe above.

This completely. Only reason I'd shower in the morning over night would be if I lifted in the morning which is fair enough.

Cold shower in the morning to wake up and be presentable. Workout and a few hours later hot shower to loosen up the muscles and relax. So 2 showers. Is there a rule on the number of showers allowed a day. They only take 15 minutes tops.

I don't understand how people take showers longer than 10 minutes

EVERYDAY IS EARTH DAY

During

Initial wetting
Perfect warm
Apply nizoral to hair, let it sit
Apply acne body wash, leave on for 30 seconds
Wash
Regular body wash in stank holes
Clean butthole
Rinse hair
Apply coconut conditioner
Thoroughly
Breathe in steam
Breath out
Rinse conditioner
Use face scrub
Scrub on
Scrub off
Bask in warmth

Yeah 15 min

you forgot the contemplate life and past mistakes part

How do y'all clean your butthole in the shower? just soap it over or do you get in there a little bit?

if i showered after everytime i went to the gym i would be showering like 3 times a day

After you fucking smelly autist

Usually half an index finger deep

based gigachad, made me lol

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Thats pretty close to gay bro

Gym 3 times a day master race

Before or after what, faggot

Depends on context. I'll do either depending on whats going on. If I have to get up extremely early, probably in the evening. If I'm working out in the morning, then obviously I'm showering after that. Same for if i work out in the evening.

closet homo

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This, fucking this. As a true antisocial, I always shower and get clean as fuck before going to the gym/training sessions, and shower afterwards as well because I don't like being in filth.

Doesn't matter. Just the amount you shower averaged over time.

If youre antisocial then why would you even bother showering before, brainlet.

Cold 2min before
Cold 1min, Hot 1min, Cold 1min after

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Minimum a shower in the evening. Going to bed feeling clean is the best.

I know its a meme, but this shitting in the shower thing always gets me

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I prefer wanking after showering

I have bit of a dig to make sure but the more important part is making sure there isn't any residual shit stuck in your asshair

shower before the gym

So your fresh workout sweat doesnt flush the dirt thats been heaping up in your pores and makes you reek of stagnant pondwater.

If going on a cardio workout, before so as to not get chafing.

Because that's when you think about everything

Let water run over me for a few minutes.
Wash face without soap, then ears with soap. Run water over hair, clean ears.
Apply shower gel all over my body, starting with the arms, then torso, then butt and dick, then legs.
Wash back using a back thingy.
Then take the sponge and wash genital area and butt.
Then take another sponge and wash the rest, starting with arma then torso then legs.
Wash everything away with warm water.
By now the hair is all moist.
Apply a very small bit of shampoo.
Scrub well, run fingers through hair.
Wash everything off one more time with warm water.
Done, get out of the shower and get dry.

Every single day, twice a day (except washing hair)

Wait, so some of you guys are washing your dick and butt with the same soap?! cross contamination pal