Im making a compilation/comic of how each board would try to attract the opposite gender

Im making a compilation/comic of how each board would try to attract the opposite gender
So Jow Forums how would you get a girl?

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threaten to kill myself if she wont go out with me

Flex a 'cep

I just whip it out and they come a'suckin'

>Jow Forums attracting a girl
Girls are attracted to Jow Forums.
But Jow Forums looks at men, let's be clear.

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Well we really help each other grow, so that make us stay together.

This after you get to introduce yourself

make conversation, see what we have in common if anything. gauge the situation and if all goes well ask for her number or to meet up again later.

then when she leaves i club her over the head with my fat fucking thighs and drag her back to my cave

This, I actually got a hard one because it was a dude, gtfo out of here with your inferior bitches

1. Get really fit
2. Get good fitting clothes
3. Get professional pics taken. One picture should show body, another career/intellectual success, another should show fun/money.
4. Put pics on Tinder, the League, whatever. Put together short bio that includes non-manlet height. (Manlets at this step- please use the rope)
5. Swipe on people clearly not fat and also ones without signs of degeneracy. If in doubt, she's fat. Lots of models have deliberately used shitty pics to limit attention.
6. Use a rapid-fire opener against all matches. Connect your day phone to mouse and keyboard and copy and paste. Push matches to give number within 4 messages.
7. Use number to set up drinks and dinner. Push sluttiest chicks to later. Stack about 3-5 dates into an evening to be efficient. You can expect at least one will ghost so nbd you won't waste your evening. I'd try to alternate between a restaurant and a bar very close together.
8. Be cocky funny at date, kiss close and take the slutty one home and fuck
9. Set up second dates with those that kiss closed. Keep fucking the slut as long as it's fun. Roll in fresh matches to the mix as schedule permits.

flex in her direction... not at her, at the cute twink behind her ;)

Ask her if she's an archeologist

take her home, clean her up, and offer her a bowl of 50 eggs

Walk up
Say they're looking good tonight
Just walk away

If you want something reflective of this board:
>girl drinking from water fountain at gym
>Jow Forums standing behind and to side, body language says he wants to engage in conversation, doesn't say anything
>"can I help you?"
>"uhhmhuh, I just want some water. Just make sure that uhh y-you should stay away from machines because they don't work stabilizers"
>"what?"
>"free weights are better for your STABILIEY, d-do you like my monkey shirt?"
>"I don't know what you just said but...yeah dude the shirt funny"
>"M-maybe we can go split a gallon of milk or something"
>vagina shuts like Fort Knox, Jow Forums goes home and writes up shitpost about how female gym goers are all thots

Flex a 'cep and say "How's this for a start"

Yell at her a bit I guess.

tinder game strong

You asked the wrong board buddy

Then again, you’re not autistic like Op

>lift for 6 months
>go to the pool
>drown in pussy

My list of red flags for potential hookups is way too long to post but I will share a few of them. I allow up to two (2) of these flaws in a prospective fuck partner, unless it is marked with an asterisk in which case it is an automatic disqualification. And before you faggots start chimping out because this list calls out a negative trait of yours, just know that I am a very popular local cassanova and have to reject women from my bedroom all the time. I am high quality, therefore I deserve high standards. Therefore I red-flag people who are:
>overweight or obese
>constantly talk about anime*
>want to cosplay a tabaxi, drow elf, tiefling, hobgoblin, kender, dragonborn, or other noncore race*
>works in retail or food service*
>makes under 30k per year
>is fat or has a fat partner
>is married and has children
>smokes weed or drinks beer (soiboi traits)*
>is shorter than 5'6" (males) or 5'2" (females)
>metagame purposely
>uses any of the following terms in the bedroom: "facetank", "boss", "miniboss," "glass cannon," "spam", or similar
>makes female characters as a male player
>makes his character gay or transgender
>is on his phone or laptop during the session
>makes up shitty names like "darkblade" for their genitalia
>character can be summed up by a single perosnality trait, or is not heroic or cinematic at all (i.e. "my character just wants to sleep lol")
>talking about what your character is like without actually role-playing him
>not wanting to roleplay in tavern
>not wanting to roleplay wilderness travel
>not wanting to roleplay buying importsnt items in town
>getting salty when you takes damage
>Gary Johnson, Bernie Sanders, or Jill Stein voters.

who da semen demen

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>makes up shitty names like "darkblade" for their genitalia
>uses any of the following terms in the bedroom: "facetank", "boss", "miniboss," "glass cannon," "spam", or similar
eheheheh