I mean, can you imagine that? That's a thing that actually happens. What a world, huh? What a world.
People actually have sex
Leo Gomez
Joshua Bailey
overrated. i was expecting sex to be like the first time i smoked weed, no dream like quality at all. its fun with someone you love though
Luke Nguyen
wow fucking nice thought you are a fucking philosopher maybe write a book mr 30000iq
Camden Price
>people actually have and enjoy intimate moments with other people
What the fuck. I need a minute.
Landon Moore
>people actually touch other human beings
Lincoln Ward
I literally cannot imagine myself having sex. It feels like electric discharge goes through my body when i think about it.
Angel Rivera
there was once a time were I had sex too
Blake Moore
No one has sex any more outside the context of porn.
We're all imagining that people other than us are having sex, but no one actually is - other than the people who make porn. And a lot of that is computer-generated now.
Sebastian Long
Right? I can't actually comprehend what it would feel like to have another person touch me. I don't even feel starved of physical contact because I don't even know what the fuck it's like in the first place.
Zachary Fisher
Tell us more about the Sex Hoax, user
Austin Gray
What if its just a big conspiracy? What if no one actually has sex?
Jackson Green
I love the reaction people give me when I tell them I'm a virgin, since apparently up to that point there's literally nothing that would indicate that.
Camden Hughes
I know. I imagine it would feel as some sort of catharsis or atleast very deep religious experience to non-believer.
Wyatt Young
That's what I'm saying.
It's not a conspiracy per se, but more like the logical outcome of every individual person's predictable decisions.
No one wants to be the person not having sex. So everyone lies about having sex. And everyone believes they're the only one lying.
And then the porn community, the only people actually having sex, makes it worse for everyone by producing so much content that everyone sees this avalanche of sex and assumes sex must be common. When it's actually incredibly rare.
Women still get pregnant, but it's almost never from sex. There are chemicals in the water now that make women pregnant pretty much randomly.
Alexander Roberts
>based trips of truth
You could be onto something user. Sex is portrayed everywhere in society, so everyone claims to have had it to go along with the narrative.
Wow.
Jayden Myers
It's fucked. People wake up and look forward to the day. They sleep at reasonable hours, they get up before 2PM. They have loving relationships, girlfriends, wives, husbands, boyfriends, friends. God I fucking hate people.
Connor Gonzalez
>Anger
I wish i could feel it but i'm at 4th stage of DABDA (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance)
Oliver Cruz
tfw smoking my first bowl of weed in the woods listening to Any Colour You Like (yeah cliche I know) and staring at the stars was 1000x better than having sex. I actually got more pleasure from jerking off the next day over the memory of it.
Angel Mitchell
OMG Satan has chosen to reveal the conspiracy to us in this very thread
Jackson Thompson
>believing the sex meme
you faguises never learn
Andrew Ross
I work as a cashier and see people buying condoms and pregnancy tests.
Christopher Martinez
>people put their mouths together and suck eachothers tongues.
what the fuck?
Adam Martin
>It's fucked. People wake up and look forward to the day. They sleep at reasonable hours, they get up before 2PM.
I'm NEET and I do this. get your shit together.
Tyler Perry
Nice try Satan but I had Sex four hours ago
Connor Walker
>people actually have skin contact and feel emotions toward each other
Seriously?
Anthony Bennett
>people lay in a bed, holding each other and not just empty space
I wonder what that must feel like
Cooper Miller
What kind of people are these?
Jeremiah Torres
>the woman I love is most likely having sex with people she barely knows and claims to like a lot less than you
Jordan Nguyen
One dude buying condoms looked like a fuccboi Chad, see pic related. It's a ridiculous look and most men I see don't dress like this.
Others didn't really stand out. Complete normies.
Ethan Evans
Woah get this fucking guy.
Jack White
sorry to redpill you, but sex is just like liquor: you only enjoy it if you have a single shot every couple weeks.
if you have sex on the regular:
the first time you feel you're going on fire, literally.
the second time it's not anymore great news.
the third time you feel like it's normal.
the fourth time you don't actually enjoy it, you just drink it because you instinctively filled that glass.
the fifth time you drink while you think to some job-related shit.
the sixth time you drink while you think "gotta go, quick!"
then you try to get more pleasure by wasting yourself binge-drinking, traps, pedo, shit.
>TLDR: OP romanticized sex after binge-watching trap porn
Adam Davis
>people actually enjoy both physical and emotional intimacy
>sex actually feels enjoyable for them and not just stimularing at best
Can't relate