DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, its so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like im in one of my favorite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, its got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade listen here, right, its a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! its also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot, literally were both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. im fuckin JACKED man, im gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city...
iirc this was a reddit comment
Stop making these threads. They were funny once, they aren't anymore
I'd rather be a big city normie than the big city virgin I currently am
I've got a barcade near where I live and I actually do like the place. They even have some TVs with Smash set up on them. Lemme tell you there's nothing like playing Smash when you're shitfaced.
>we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa
What did you just say to me?
I am happy that at least some humans can find joy in this hell of a world.
I don't want this person to change because change would mean the loss of his ignorant happieness.
I hope the best for this kind of person or rather for any human who had the fatal experience of being born.
>big city virgin
This feels like a band name
Must suck living in the city and all of a sudden these retards with nothing to contribute move in on their parents expense to gentrify the shithole you called a home by adding artisanal ramen stands and jacking your rent up to the point where you have to move out
This legitimately happened to me last year. I had to move from an apartment I lived in for almost 10 years because yuppies and hipsters were moving in and jacking up the rent.
That's why you go outside and shoot a gun once a month. The rich whites and chinkwhites will worry that there's niggers there.
>That's why you go outside and shoot a gun once a month
That sounds like a terrible idea. The place I lived in was not a good place to do sonething like that. Also, I'm not white, so don't start getting comfortable professing your Jow Forums bullshit to me.
That was an anti-white sentiment tho
oh hey wholesome friendo YAAAASS QUEEN SLAY! this! so much this! oh boy i'm literally shaking rn. it's almost as if as a white person, maybe, just maybe losing all faith in humanity, it's called being a decent human being y'all toxic folks. let's unpack this - oh sweet summer child... you do realize PoC bigotry is problematic. let that sink in. ding, ding, ding! just shut up and listen - YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE! Wow... just wow. oof. Yikes. i literally can't even... oh, sweetie... who hurt you? I can literally not even...
Oh, would you look at that. I have a tumor.
City life is better than being a suburbanite. It's more of a personal preference is one prefers the city or rural.
>tfw this hypothetical individual is happier than you and better than you at everything
feefees
cities are lame though
Not that guy but I live in a post-gentrified neighbourhood. Basically they opened a halfway house and now there's a ton of bums begging outside all the bars. My rent has yet to go down, but the hippies stay clear now...
The likelihood of ever being caught is super low. As long as property isn't damaged or no one is shot, then the cops won't do much work but write down in their reports there was gunfire. They likely will never bring out detectives either. Just make sure to not leave casings around your house.
Either way, just because it's racism against whites doesn't mean I'm okay with it.
Reading this pasta pisses me off every time.
The fact that people like this really exist is one of the worst things to think about.
Sounds terrible. Of course the fags that would go to this place probably think new smash games are good.
People who live in a bubble are happier as ignorance truly is bliss. I was looking through my old DVD collection and noticed some of the crappy movies I bought 15 years ago. One was AvP and it brought back those memories of being super excited about getting it even though it was shit. That's how the typical city dwelling Zoomer normoid who goes to the cinema with friends feels about the latest Marvel shit today. My bubble was burst long ago and I will never feel that excitement about consuming Hollywood's excrement ever again.
As someone who's made cinema a pretty big part of his life I've found that there's plenty of movies to get excited about.
Seeing this tonight. Hopefully James Cameron finally made anime real.
There's no way this movie could ever live up to the manga.
Small towns are the ideal existence not too crowded with subhumans like in a city, and not too rural where you have to drive 1 hr to go do anything