What´s the best pre workout for socializing?

What´s the best pre workout for socializing?

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500 burpees without rest

BABY WANTS TO FUCK

Cocaine

nihilism

This
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why would i want to socialize?

kathia nobili, before anyone asks

phenibut

i dont think completely and utterly dominating the conversation counts as socialising

Oof don't go down this rabbit hole...

I'd say a good ol' fashioned or two with some Knob Creek 120 proof.

Any kind of group sports activity. Can be crossfit, martial arts, rugby.

skooma

m...mommy

Phenibut

DONT YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME

>pre workout for socializing
Jesus christ you guys are autistic.

Is this your first day here?

yep thats probably why he wants it, retard.

newfag go the fuck away

unironically alcohol

Alcohol works the opposite for me.

Whenever I do go out with some of my """friends""" I am desperately holding my faux normalfag facade in every interaction and trying to be a good "friend" the best I can, but as soon as I drink enough in the night I stop giving a shit about anyone and everyone around me and I usually just literally get up and go straight home without even saying bye to anyone.

Dumbest movie I ever saw

DMT

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Got some bad news for you bucko.

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wash your penis bucko

Shit I watched that movie with a goth borderline qt rape victim and she freaked out so hard that the was mentally fucked for two days.

Also her dead mother used to sing blue velvet to her as a child.

Tfw I triggered someone

It does if you have a penis

Based and redpilled

Bioenergetics and a cold shower, unironically

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What's the best routine for socializing?

Sips+vodka

15 wheels of cheese

>six pack of alcohol
>watch gay porn to get a gay enough personality
>trick brain into thinking that really mundane shit is interesting

GHB.

Be safe about it, though.

5ug LSD, 50mg shrooms, ashwaghanda, wim hof breathing and a cold shower

I want to be her toilet.

Phenibut

Damn, this bitch is getting old. She used to be so fucking fine.

>her dead mother used to sing blue velvet to her as a child
that would leave anyone scarred for life

Now THAT'S a fucking nice cougar.

yeah play sports and have 2 drinks gets me hyped and loose

Me also thinking shes a nice cougar
>google age
>35
Women hit the wall so hard

Meditation unironically

I am the same. I guess I just can't connect with other people on a deep enough level to care about their thoughts and problems. Unfortunately on a sober rational level I am fixated into this thought that these relationships are worth having even if they are based on roleplay. This also blocks any sexual advances that I would like to make since I feel that I don't know how to act the role required for them. 'Just being myself' is not the solution since I would do nothing else besides focus on my solitary hobbies and consume media if I was being myself.

>JBP fans
embarrassing

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>psychedelics are harmless and should be lega-

meditate for 30 mins right before socializing

Phenibut

The more you use the better you get at holding back

CONFIDENCE

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Ashwaghanda

Post face with timestamp

This is god tier milf you high estrogen beta male

shitposting on Jow Forums and listening to zyzz legacy mixes

based and milk-steak-pilled

unironically meth

>zyzz legacy mixes
fucking eternal motivation right here fuuaaaaark

>she's 35

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anyone reading this stay away
im serious

>Cocaine
obviously it's MDMA

she looks like she's in her mid fifties

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I've read it suggested that if you see a young person with premature lines in their face related to an expression of disgust - you might be looking at someone with a history of being sexually abused.

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Watch 15-20 minutes of stand up comedy.

If it's a date watch some Craig Ferguson w/female guests.

AND GROUND

HoH HoH HoH HoH HoH

would you recommend daily dosing a small amount of cocaine for social situations?

yes, but stay away from working out. I'm new to lifting but do coke, and since lifting I've stayed away. If you ever do it, you need a few days/week rest.

will you fucks stop taking this shit, bunch of fucking twitchy mouth/nose dudes at my gym reminding me of big lenny every time I go.

This. Classy as fuck and it's liquor so you have liquid courage.

Pace in your room like a caged tiger and imagine every one that talks to you is a deer

I'll bet that ugly motherfucker really could get pussy if he was confident and funny as shit. Obviously not the top-notch stuff that a chad could pull, but still something.

lol NO. You have the cocaine on hand, preferably back at your place, where you invite the sloots to come do blow off your cock.

Blow is an easy closer for getting the bishes back to you place. Undeniable. Every girl loves doing it, its fun and "dangerous", OFCOURSE they dont like you for you but want your coke. Might as well give them the pipe before you close the door behind them

Old fashions taste like shit. You want a real whiskey drink, get a Kentucky Mule.

Really not too bad

1. Shave head, take beardpill
2. Skincare/acne removal
3. Neckpill
4. Lift
5. Attire

>shower xF
>brush teeth xF
>apply deodorant xF
>comb hair xF
>wear casual clothes that are form fitting but not tight

me on the right

I like to lace cocaine with mdma for the hoors and as for me, I lace it with pcp

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Based and bravilpilled

>showering to failure
>drowns standing up

I myself like to jerk off, take drugs or drink. But nothing beats being relaxed and in a good mood.

T.Lynched

lads post good advice quick, im just back from the gym and debating whether I should go solo to some local bars

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Its a strange world........bluuueee velvet..

Did you bang her?

Nice

samefaggin this much is embarassing

I agree with the posters suggesting stimulants and not depressants (alcohol). YMMV.
Of course there's caffeine + l-theanine, modafinil, coke, but a surprising one that makes me feel great is pseudophedrine (the sinus medication).

This guy fucks.

shes gonna need to lift a lot more than 15 lbs to get that brapper to grow anymore

This reads like something some greasy boomer would tell you at a bar

Oddly enough one of the hottest girls at my college is dating a guy who looks like the ugly guy. He also works in fast and weights like 130 soaking wet. I'll never understand women.