/britfeel/

Tired

Nothing to do

Guess I could start playing Ni no Kuni on the PS3 but I bought Resident Evil 2 and it might arrive tomorrow

>How do you know your dad doesn't browse Jow Forums?
He is dead.

Luckily, the amount of heroin I use is harmless, I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine. But wat about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me? Builders or blacks for example? If you're one of those, my advice is leave well alone. Good luck.

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who else here actually likes being a shut in? hate it when i get invited to stuff.

my dad's 53 and he's the same, watches weird documentaries on the nazis a lot and i think i heard him listening to alex jones once
my mum jokingly said he was a nazi once because he owns a stahlhelm and he replied that the british raj killed 50 million people (i think), don't know what that was about

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>Just hope they don't lower the entry standards for women, but then I'm guessing they will be demanding their vagina rights and privileges as to allow more women to pass. Keep ' em out!!! MGTOW

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Me, well I'm a cyborg borderline normie. But I love the ad-hoc nature of things here. I have solitude as much as I want, and here to fulfill my social needs

If I dont have a fag break soon im going to hit defcon 1

Try getting a job you lazy bum

>i hate women and i refuse to interact with them
>*spends almost all his free time whining about women on the internet*

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>HUH HUH HUH...
>HUH HUH HUUUH
>DER, DER DER, DER.. GLOORIA
>DER, DER DER,DER GLOORIA

>DOVAHKIIN
>DOVAHKIIN
>DABBA DASODA KIN
>HABASO HABASAI
>HABA HA-HO DA HEE

>FUS RO DAH
>DA DO SOOO
>FU SE ROOO
>DA BA DEE
>DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIN
>HABBA DA SO DA DEE

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I was sad to hear about cadet dying

>PHWOAR
Yank here, exactly what do you snaggle toothed drunkards mean when you say this?

He cant, no one will hire him.

Give it up lad, you'll add on years to your life

What makes you think I want to add years on to my life?

Lol you're constantly buying shit. Where do you get the money for all this stuff?

Didn't realise I liked one of his songs.
youtube.com/watch?v=GCU5ljQaIN4

typical reaction to seeing something like pic related
it's basically just a reaction to something that makes your pee pee hard

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There is an EFF supporter at work who I'm sure browses pol because of the phrases he uses. He's quite pro trump too.

It's what you say when you see a cracking pair of buns.

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not him but, holy shit, does she use her fanny to trap wild animals? there is some kind of pelt still attached to it

Even if I overcome my anxiety, I'm still utterly fucked because no employer will even consider a guy like me for an interview.

I don't even know how I've been able to keep up the normalfaggot facade with my old friends. Every waking moment of my life I'm either considering going postal or killing myself, something is going to give soon anons.

I don't usually like nog music but this song's kinda charming

Life won't always be the same

>tfw got resident evil 2
>too scare to play

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Very true lad, but im nearly 30 so cant imagine things getting dramatically different now :^)

it's certainly an admirable bush, mine is nowhere near that thick and i've never shaved my pubes

>tfw boss says I remind him of himself when he was young
>quiet and keep my head down, just get on with my work and ignore all the distracting roasties around me

might as well go postal
if you're gonna kill yourself, you might as well go down in the history books for it

I've been getting very Jow Forums these past few years user, if I do go nuts one day it'll probably take a lot of unfit police to take me down.

This pizza was disgusting tbqh. Haven't even eaten half of it (still 850 calories)

phwoar, what a cracking pair of buns

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lowering the standards is dumb though. defeats the whole point in having them.

Don't tell me you wouldn't dive straight into that.

Yes I like a bit of grime/garage whatever tf. It's a guilty pleasure.

I wasn't arguing his point, just saying he sounds like an absolute retard

At least you have a job I suppose

> Was planning a neet life, got interviews to write freelance on various esports websites (not the most prestigious of writing gigs, but it was pretty decent money)
> "you should go on to study user, you're smart"
> in course
> hate it, previous offers expired

at least we got drugs and the internet \+/

any /cocorosie/ man in?

>youtube.com/watch?v=FghmcUMGh1E

Who wouldn't?
This is an original response

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Despite (or perhaps because of) the fact he lives in a horrendous looking room, Poleaboo is actually one of the britfeelers with the highest net worth. He has about 25 grand of accumulated benefits and call centre wages sitting in his bank account.

>not taking the opportunity to study and work freelance on your time off

I will got an exhausting day at work tomorrow driving 2 miles

for me it's owen pallett

youtube.com/watch?v=Al1ujUaLZFg

I think him not drinking and having all his meals and bills paid for is the main reason tbqh lad.

na night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 265

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Do you think its ok to hurt people because you can't sort yourself out?

How can trannies even compete?
Love giving head to girls. Drives them absolutely nuts.

His lives at home rent and bill free.
>Speaking from experience, 100 quid goes a long way when you're shielded from the essential costs of existence.

>he lives in a horrendous looking room
Many have called my room "comfy"

He doesn't drink? What a boring cunt lol

What's boring about not drinking?

Thanks for sharing user that's a nice song. It's a bit loud though

Very true, life isnt so bad and Im having my smoke now

define many

Yes user, I think that the majority of people deserve to be brought down to my level.

My former Discord bf and probably some random anons

My room is objectively comfy, I have a 300 quid LEESA mattress and 50 inc TV

Yeah I'd say his cash reserves

You don't know comfy until you've slept in a king size bed with Egyptian cotton sheets.

Not drinking is for kids

did yas shag?

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fobbing off the jobcentre tomorrow
fuck it.

why if they have nothing to do with your position in life? not some random lads fault if you suffer from mental problems. the schools shooter mentality makes no sense to me

If life isn't so bad why do you want to shorten it?

I don't want to kill anyone though user, I just like the idea of beating the living shit out of cocky normalfaggots and deanos.

Because I like being dramatic.

I've drunk twice this year

You'd love to knock fuck out of me mate. You have no idea how cocky I can be. Smug too.

If I ever go postal you'll receive an ass kicking from yours truly

No worries mate. My brother put me onto Coco Rosie when he was going through his hpster phase, never liked their voices though

Sounds good mate. We could video it.

Remember lad: use all your negative energy as a positive force in your life and you will never fail.

>I just like the idea of beating the living shit out of cocky normalfaggots and deanos.
You could probably find someone on a night out.

Unfortunately my area is full to the brim with black and muslim gangs, I could probably take them one on one but when they inevitably group up on me and pull out their knives I'll die.

super noodles for dinner

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Based, you're assimilating

>I could probably take them one on one but when they inevitably group up on me and pull out their knives I'll die.
Happens to a lot of people that go out looking for scrapes.

>go to work
>get pay rise
apparently min wage is increasing by 70p or so, like 80 quid extra a month not to be sniffed at. only part time anyway so.

at least get proper chink noodles from a chink shop

Would it be stupid for a robot to try join the marines? It would be wouldn't it?

What shampoo and conditioner do you use? For me, it's tresemme

na get your head down and do your shift. they are pretty bullish though so expect bullies.

any lads caught intoxicated at work?

I've been thinking about it for a while, get in really good shape, sign up, earn skills and confidence. Make brothers, get deployed and hopefully not die. But the reality would probably be

>Be too out of shape
>Cry when yelled at by instructor
>Panic attacks
>Stomach aches
>Realise it's full of Deanos

Aldi stuff in a pink bottle no conditioner

Yeah lad when I was about 20 I went into my job in a kitchen still steaming and did no work and ate all the bacon I cooked and the head chef told me to fuck off home for the day

They would either bully you to the point of suicide or you'd have an "accident".

I know a quite a few lads that work in kitchens and they all have turned up steaming more than once.

Gonna watch the most recent episode of SNL

You're not fit enough and you lack all the other qualities they're looking for

I just want to do something with my life man, I feel so weak and useless

Do you have Asperger's? Pretty sure they don't let you in if you do