/r9gay/ - #614

you ARE gaining muscle / losing weight for when summer comes, right? edition

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last thread whoops

Yes but it's to punch faggots like you.

How do you let go of rage?
Target the one you hate.

>for when summer comes
I don't understand.

how the fuck to be hairless please and thank

everything grows at the speed of sound wtf

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gotta get lucky on the gene lottery, bro

>tfw only place with thick hair is armpits, head and crotch
on the other hand I see myself feeling extremely attracted to guys that have some hair on the belly or chest or legs

Sure.
>tfw no bf to hug shirtless with

>no bf to lightly bully me about the size of my cock despite being a subby boy who wants to be in chastity
>No bf to kiss while we rub together and just his balls cover the size of my little caged dick

I've been talking to him more, he's serious about it and understands my hesitation to just lost my virginity willy nilly.

I'll be going over to his house tomorrow to hang out with him a while to get to know him better. He's put the ball in my court when anything sexual happens, basically all I have to do is tell him I'm ready for it.

I still can hardly believe this is happening.

he told me to call him daddy completely unprovoked without knowing it's my favorite thing, maybe dreams do come true

>tfw only look somewhat cutesy from one angle and only when I pull off a nice smile
Only a mother can love this face

my voice is sore from yelling at my little brother

Why do I constantly have bad gas that cramps up my stomach
I didnt even eat anything that would cause it, its just there every evening without fail.

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What is your diet like? Could be a lot of things.

lol fags kys

fucking stop don't make me jealous please

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Gays are antisocial. That's why there are so many in prisons.

I want an airsoft bf so he can fyck me in his combat armour and stick his gun in my boyhole

What about a bf that doesn't play airsoft, but has an airsoft gun that he likes to shoot you in the back with when you're not looking?

Thats also cute and hot

I mean i am doing 50-100 pushups a day, depending on how much i'm feeling, yeah...

>ellipsis
too bad you'll always be a lil' bitch on the inside

You're cute and hot.

YOU LITERALLY JUST JUDGED SOMEONE BASED ON THEIR INTERPUNCTION. I SHALL NOW PROCCEED TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS SO TO SPITE YOU AND ALSO FLEX MY GIANT TWO INCH LONG FIVE INCH WIDE CAN DICK.

I LAUGH AT PEAK Jow Forums USERS LIKE YOU.

NOW SUCK MY GIAND THUNDER DICKINSON.

I can already immagine you shooting me while i do the dishes only to go over in to kissing and giving eachother hickeys

do you guys think it's just 1 guy who keeps mentioning the ellipsis thing?

You degenerates already took my little bro you won't take anyone else

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>no bf to spend all day at the movies with

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4th Reich now wtf

But that's too much money for a frugal-user like me.

I'll go to the movies with u user

>not watching movies on ur pc

>tfw no bf to admonish for pirating

we can sneak around and watch movies back to back
and hopefully not get caught

I am actually, have lost 30kg of fat since I started 5 months ago

>no bf to get banned from the movie theater with

very nice user. i started a few days ago and lost half a kilo. baby steps.

>acting drunk
h-here i'll show you that i-i care.
bullshit.

this

Imagine going to movie theaters while you can comfily watch movies in bed on your laptop

>tfw a boy is crazy in love with you but they're not a 10/10 stud
why is life so cruel

chastity sounds like crap no real hubby would do that to his boi

>tfw no 5/10 face but good body boy to be crazily in love with me
I keep crushing on guys way out of my league I hate it

>tfw no bf to give me golden showers
anyone else have a lowkey piss fetish? I sometime fap with my piss.

it's always funny to see people talking like they can actually do something over the internet. your threats are meaningless, the only thing they accomplish is making you look autistic

>be me
>19
>virgin
>hairline already starting to recede
It's all over, isn't it?

hair is no longer an issue

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my biggest fear. My forehead is already gigantic I swear if I start to recede in my 20s I'm putting a bullet in my head, I'm already ugly enough ffs

>tfw my only friend has found new friends and he mostly ignores me now
Why live? I cant find new ones because of social anxiety. Fucking happens every time.

>lowkey
disqualified

from dr.greger to chad holy shit

Did you hurt him?
makes sense he'll regress to his comfort zone just to feel wanted.

How'd you manage that?
impressive

That's exactly why hair loss is so terrifying.

I think im attracted to black guys

>>Did you hurt him?
In what way? Ive blocked and unblocked him a couple of times but he knows im fucked up mentally. Maybe hes got tired of that, cant blame but still every time ive done that it felt like he hates me. And i dont think it was just me, im nearly sure he just used me to not feel lonely until he found new friends. I cant really move on because he still talks to me sometimes but its so rare it hurts me. If hed say he no longer likes me id just go but he didnt and he asks about what happened if i stay offline for long. Maybe hes just being nice so i dont hurt myself, honestly i dont know.

I think I'm attracted to their huge cocks, they taste so much better compared to wh*te cocks for some reason it's amazing

>tfw ayy lmao tier skull
>have long hair now so it's fine
If I start balding I will quit my job, NEET it out while I have money and when I run out I'm killing myself.

yes very good.
this gives me strength

Go away Goldstein. You have no power over me

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I don't think it's the cock in particular for me; I like them to have a slim fit physique.

i'm not Goldstein, i'm Brown
is that a stereotypical black last name? i dunno

Nice, hope you are successful

spaghetti marinara sauce and buttered bread for a late night (2am) snack after smoking some DUDE WEED

imagine being an obese pothead

not reaIly no x

No it's not but do you have

> 24
> Ugly as sin
> Bald, skinny fat, hairy, bulbous Hebrew nose, dark circles, acne scars
> Still managed to find boyfriends
What's your excuse?

>> Still managed to find boyfriends

So you don't have one now? The obvious reason they left you is because you are ugly

having standards. lentils

i'm slim physique? yes i'm in the middle of losing more weight right now

What do I need an excuse for? :)

Im asocial and not a normalfag? If id stop being fat i could look like a chad but i dont want to look like one and im too fucked up mentally.

Weed speeds your metabolism up, so do spicy foods. you'd have to be stupid fat already to be fat and smoke pot all of the time.

> 22 +-1
> HIV positive
> generic self insert harem mc face, SLAVic features, wearing make up like to do female cosplay
> eternal virgin
What's my problem?

>HIV positive
>virgin

was mommy a whore or did you like to share needles?

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>tfw no virgin bf to poz me

both honestly desu

Sooo how did you get this disease user?

Should I start giving bjs for cash to get my rent money? I sold everything already and I only have a few days to make rent, no job will hire me because it's a small town. I applied almost 30 miles away knowing I'd walk it and still couldn't get a job, I think this is all I got left.

mom was a big slut
pretty much the reason that i'm gay

dunno why you'd ask here but go ahead

Aaaand it is another night i am here.

I fucking hate myself.

How do I stop being a skinnyfat faggot? I'm already 130lbs so do I just need to workout?

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I did 100 squats today :3

is this a ploy to get me banned, i'm not giving you pictures you have to take my word for it

i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend

>i want a boyfriend
What kind you want?
I'm here to disappoint.

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>tfw I will never have a qt housewife (male)

>tfw no average to skinny build bf

Just be your own cute boyfriend desu

i think i look hot when i jerk off in the mirror

pics or g t f o

adfgsadfga

no, everyone itt stop asking me for pics

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I took a picture of my tummy and I can't stop fapping to it

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That's sad that you got HIV when being born
rip

>tfw just acquired a bf with an average body while having an average body myself
I'm in heaven 2bh

how do i achieve bara bod aesthetics. i want to work out but i need a goal to accomplish or i'm gonna fizzle out again.
may or may not be doing this just to attract a bf

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>may or may not be doing this just to attract a bf
the only reason any person works out is to gain access to other fit attractive people. rarely for health reasons.

i'm working out because i have a health problem and because i want to be able to fight people
i think a lot of people do because they want to be threatening/able to hold their own in a fight