Be me

>be me
>32 y/o in the summer of 2015
>married to my wife for 6 years and trying for a baby
>we've been trying for a couple months before i decided to get my boys checked
>TheResultsAreIn.jpg
>my nuts are a dry wasteland, alike the deserts of Arrakis
>my wife announces pregnancy just before i worked up the courage to tell her
>wtf.cheatingbitch
>hatchaplan.jpg
> "omg. Honey thats great!"
>through thick and thin, exhaustion and rage... I remained by her side
>special day comes
>my wife knows of my face blindness so she thinks i wont recognize the baby lookong dissimoliar to me
> i order a dna test, knowing itll come up negative
> it does
>leave that whore with a ruined cunt and a kid to feed
>no alimony as im not fathering it
>divorce her

She is now 20 lbs ovetweight and no mans. Fuck her

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Post a tinestamped picture of the DNA test or this story is fake.

>get a gf
>this happens

What is even the point? Think of the countless men who were unlucky and never found out their gf was a cheating whore and are fathering chads baby

Clearly some cuck fetish and or shill

>faceblindness
>married to an asian woman

i wonder how correlated these are...

watch out. White women gon git they mans back.

such glorious RED.

There is no girl alive who can love one person her entire life.

>married a whore
>can't reproduce
I mean, fuck her, but you're also fucked, big guy.

Sorry bro, and congrats brother on making a "clean break". Is there any way I can make you feel any better brother?

well done
orignia

Now this is why most white guys just turn gay now

this girl really really looks like that gangster from baki the grappler

are you White? do you have glorious Ginger master race jeans? if you checked "Yes!" to these questions, then PLEASE, breed the woman in the OP, my master.

>most white guys just turn gay now
[citation needed]

this. i decree this thread fake and gay. but post more hapabutts

op is not a direct hapa. shes an asian with Ginger roots that go way back. some of those jeans survived the centuries.

i'm surprised her jeans last five minutes with all dat ass

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what about this one? its quite smol.

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when she so tight you dont wanna move around too much

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>hello we're looking for a particularly punny brown kid in a blue hoodie
>have you seen him?
well user?

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