>goblin demands I pay to fuck her
I dont like 2019 anymore
Goblin demands I pay to fuck her
Ian Brown
Bentley Ross
Yeah, she ain't no virgin. She is making with the tricksy.
Jace Watson
>$5000
This means two things. One is that is the biggest ego on a dumb cunt i have ever seen. Two is that you probably came off as such pussy that she believed youd go for it
Easton Ward
wtf
no pussy is worth $5k even if she's a virgin, and she is most definitely not.
Thomas Garcia
>op is literally goblin slayer
also who the fuck does this? probably because you said you'd suck on her toes and she took it seriously
Chase Sanchez
She is obviously not a virgin, fucking drop that shit.
I would still pay 5k for fucking an IRL virgin tho...hell, maybe even 10k if the girl was cute.
Kevin Williams
virginity was sold for much more sometimes
Carter Brown
you say "oh, my place much cheaper, let's do that instead"
Leo Barnes
Just say i doubt it and drop her
Oliver Garcia
Wrong on part 2 nerd. I was more direct than tv.
Xavier Ross
Well, user, I'll under bid her and let you suck me off for $1,829.46.
Carson White
And people have spent tens of millions on shiny rocks, that still doesn't make it worth it.
Begone goblin. No one would believe some whore selling herself on a dating app is a virgin.
Nolan Lee
gotta call in your buddy big hoss to appraise it first
Joshua Parker
What you should do is spend a long time negotiating the price and talking to her about details. When the day finally shows up, don't go.
Jayden Green
STOP INFLATING THE PRICE OF PUSSY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Justin Carter
>opens with pathetic ultra beta offer to go down on her
>thinks he's being alpha
Jesus CHrist
Carter Nelson
Thats really funny, because the pussy feels the same as any non-virgin after the first like 5 seconds. Idiots.
Lucas Lopez
This.
Fucking kek.
"Hey tinder thot! Lemme eat out your nasty ass pussy! I'm alpha" - OP
Angel Ramirez
Yall talk that good shit but I say whatever the fuck I want. Doubt you would do the same. Its your life take it.you fucking Untermench.
Brandon Wood
>t. roastie
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Thomas Rodriguez
Yeah man I'm all for giving and receiving but a complete fucking stranger? A THOT NO LESS, that is some beta shit my man. If you liked eating pussy you'd get it from a reliable source, not a dating site. Stop being made when we point out the behavior we are familiar with. It's partially to help you. Can't build you up if we don't tear your faggot asshole open first.
Gavin Foster
cool bro but then don't complain when literal goblinas ask you 5 grands to LET YOU go down on them lmao
Joseph Brown
GDP pays about that much. Maybe she should call them after they fix their legal problem. BRCC is up and going now, but they don't pay as much.
Mason Smith
i believe it's mostly the feel of defiling somebody
Aaron King
Rape is the ssme thing and it's free
Jackson Rogers
You don't want to eat out random tinder sluts bud.
Jason Jones
This is clearly a joke how can you be this fucking dense
Grayson Sanchez
Finally!
Everyone above this post is extremely autistic
Sebastian Allen
Serious question how can yall be this retarded?
Isaac Anderson
>IMAO just selling sex as a joke! OMG you thought I would actually do it! tee hee
Fuck off, you same fagging retards.
Easton Butler
KEK what a retard op
Adrian Hill
I would pay MUCH more if she were a young, quality virgin who would be my wife.
Nolan Turner
I'm not laughing, instead I'm annoyed.
Justin Diaz
No, you should feel insulted by these stupid demands, she thinks you're desperate, show her you're confident and don't care for that prostitute, and though you may not fuck, you will walk away with a lot more respect from yourself, and her.
Brody Morris
>"best i can do is some chik-fil-a, now send me your number"
this or unmatch OP - she's already retarded as fuck and it's probably not gonna happen, might as well start verbally harassing her and seeing if it works
Carter Sanders
>going down on whores
Shiggy