>ITT: Jow Forums has been incarcerated and put in a massive maximum security neet bin for the next 30 years.
>episode 2, Internet is down for a month edition.
Robot lockup
Michael Lopez
Thomas Gomez
is it a femdom jail? my tongue is ready to shine your heels, jail mistress.
Zachary Brooks
>*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG*
RIIIIISE AND SHINE FAGGOTS! Today we are putting together a chain gain! you will be tasked with digging a 500 meter trench in the blistering French Guiana sun in order to lay updated fiber optic cables so that way you NEET fucks can masturbate in piece and so that I can cam with my girlfriend from my office! Many of you will perish in the scorching heat. Rations are limited and only one Mtn.Dew tanker will arrive a day so make it count!
>all dubs ITT are on the chain gang and will subsiquently be chained, given shovels, and herded into the elements
Nathaniel Johnson
*Floods the toilet on the second floor, middle cell*
Easton Reed
I'm accepting applicants to join my rape gang.
Please describe your weapon-making skills, and any experience you may have with raping weeping chubby NEETs.
Jason Ortiz
Hope you like sludge removal duty, nigger!
Josiah Price
I can turn a stolen spoon into a shank, and in middle school my friends held down this fat white kid in the bathroom and I fucked him in the ass while he cried and yelled "Mommy! Mommy!" over and over.
Ayden Flores
YOU MUST NOT LOOK WITHIN 31.5 DEGREES OF ANY TERRORIST OR ANY COUNTER-TERRORIST AT ANY TIME, OR YOU'LL BE SHOT. FOR EACH TEN STEPS, YOU MUST EXECUTE A HUNDRED AND THIRTY-TWO DEGREE ROTATION
Colton Watson
TENDIES REEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEE
TENDIES
MOMMY IS A FUCKING WHORE
POO POO PEE PEE
POO POO PEE PEE
Lucas Bailey
OK, you're in. I'll overlook the fact that the fat kid you raped was still in school and thus not a NEET. It's close enough.
We meet in the laundry room at the end of prisoner work shift. The best days are right after a new shipment of fresh NEETs gets in from court. Often, they beg to be left alone, and that's HAWT.
Evan Williams
OH LOOK! our very first laborer!
Here, 25488, take the good shovel. Now get on the fucking bus.
Kevin Bell
Sorry, user. your little friend will (probably not) be back after his month long chain gang rotation. just buy a pre-made shiv at the commissary dumbass.
Josiah Edwards
Is anyone entitled to anything for getting quads?
Jackson Clark
DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK
Joshua Turner
no but you're entitled to an anklet and a shovel. to the bus faggot. departure is at 8:00am so piss now or bring a bottle.
Oliver Morgan
This shovel would look really good embedded in your fucking skull, flatfoot
Liam Baker
Good, you will be stripped of your tendie allowance, your wifu paraphernalia will be destroyed, and your internet access will be permanently redacted. After your stink in the trenches you will go into the hole for 6 months.
Any other rebuttals, faggot? If not get in line.
Isaac Ross
>tfw not in the chain gang
Life is simple here.
Jaxson Walker
CLANG
>Shovel hits head of guard
>"This will really impress that rape gang recruiter, I'm totally IN now!"
>ZIP
>"How do you like that, flatfoot? Nobody makes me dig a trench, unless it's Zed."
Levi Butler
I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA
Camden White
warden, has my daki i bought off aliexpress arrived yet? can i check my mail?
John Young
all /lit/ fags with me, we raid the library
first to finish a book gets the dinner of someone of their choice
Owen Kelly
Yes and I assure you it is one of the finer body pillows I've had. Thanks for your order, bud.
Tyler Bell
GIVE ME BACK MY BAZOOKA NIGGA