>be me
>neet
>all snuggly in my blanky
Are you ready for the snow, wagie?
Be me
Josiah Lee
Gabriel Turner
School in 4 hours, probably won't sleep at all until then. Shit.
Blake Gutierrez
PermaNEET life is so comfy. I have a gov't subsidized apartment and my only bill is electricity (and mobile data when my Obamaphone runs out).
Colton Myers
i live in south california and im an uber driver so it doesnt feel like real work.
Isaac Phillips
...HOW do you get perma neet?
Eli Hill
Uni student here, hoping classes will be canceled so I can be comfy
Adam Bell
get disabled in one way or another
Kevin Thomas
Yes, actually. All the snow means a slow night tomorrow. More time to watch videos or play some cards with the gang.
Anyway, I better get on my shift. Man, I love this job.
Liam Garcia
Oh, hi NEETcuck!
Why yes, I do have to go to work tomorrow, but fortunately, I live in Florida, so no snow for me.
Well have fun with your $700 monthly welfare. I make more in a week LMFAO
Jacob Long
This guy is laughing his fucking ass off right now, mark my words
Luke Myers
>live in sw ohio so the only thing we're getting is rain.
I want to move to the comfy snowy areas for massive wagie winter ass pain.
Brayden Carter
I don't live a materialistic life. I am genuinely happy because I get enough neetbux to pay my bills, and I have no problem with spending my life sitting in front of a computer or TV watching anime or movies, drinking $0.99 beers and playing video games.
It truly is comfy.
Xavier Stewart
>90 minute commute to uni
>need to take earliest bus to be on time for first class
>university weather closure alert only comes out during my commute
just laugh at me brobots. it's happening again tomorrow. i swear this is wagecucking lite except the only difference is that i'm losing money to receive work
Grayson Brown
I need money to be a NEET. I'm saving my shekels to invest so I can become a NEET within the next 5 years. Doubt it's gonna happen since I only get $8 at McRonalds but it's the only hope I have for living
James Gutierrez
>tfw NEET
>get schizophrenia
>lose interest in all hobbies
>only thing that brings me any satisfaction aside from shitposting is doing chores
>could make a full time job out of just doing all the chores that need to be done around the house
>receive no compensation for work
>no NEETbux
>could just get a job but prefer to spend my days working for free living with parents
>really craving Hotpockets
I should just fill out the janitor application, honestly.
Christian Lewis
I guess it depends on your mindset.
I prefer to have the best of the best. The best vacations. The best girls. The best cars. The best house. The best food.
Henry Gutierrez
>Worked as a residential electrician at 11/hr for 6 months saving money
>quit last week to go back home and go back into neetdom
>currently have enough money to coast by all of online community college to transfer only 3100/yr
eating warm honey bun and milk comfy
Robert Ortiz
>there's a chance the power might go out tonight
What is a NEET to do?
Jackson Foster
>be NEET
>go for night walk in snow
>wagie cops stop me and ask why I'm walking around at 3am
Caleb White
Are you in the suburbs? I've found that suburban cops tend to get bored and bug random pedestrians more often.
Cooper Watson
Basically a suburb, yeah. More like between the suburbs and country though.