Be me

>be me
>neet
>all snuggly in my blanky
Are you ready for the snow, wagie?

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School in 4 hours, probably won't sleep at all until then. Shit.

PermaNEET life is so comfy. I have a gov't subsidized apartment and my only bill is electricity (and mobile data when my Obamaphone runs out).

i live in south california and im an uber driver so it doesnt feel like real work.

...HOW do you get perma neet?

Uni student here, hoping classes will be canceled so I can be comfy

get disabled in one way or another

Yes, actually. All the snow means a slow night tomorrow. More time to watch videos or play some cards with the gang.
Anyway, I better get on my shift. Man, I love this job.

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Oh, hi NEETcuck!

Why yes, I do have to go to work tomorrow, but fortunately, I live in Florida, so no snow for me.

Well have fun with your $700 monthly welfare. I make more in a week LMFAO

This guy is laughing his fucking ass off right now, mark my words

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>live in sw ohio so the only thing we're getting is rain.

I want to move to the comfy snowy areas for massive wagie winter ass pain.

I don't live a materialistic life. I am genuinely happy because I get enough neetbux to pay my bills, and I have no problem with spending my life sitting in front of a computer or TV watching anime or movies, drinking $0.99 beers and playing video games.

It truly is comfy.

>90 minute commute to uni
>need to take earliest bus to be on time for first class
>university weather closure alert only comes out during my commute
just laugh at me brobots. it's happening again tomorrow. i swear this is wagecucking lite except the only difference is that i'm losing money to receive work

I need money to be a NEET. I'm saving my shekels to invest so I can become a NEET within the next 5 years. Doubt it's gonna happen since I only get $8 at McRonalds but it's the only hope I have for living

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>tfw NEET
>get schizophrenia
>lose interest in all hobbies
>only thing that brings me any satisfaction aside from shitposting is doing chores
>could make a full time job out of just doing all the chores that need to be done around the house
>receive no compensation for work
>no NEETbux
>could just get a job but prefer to spend my days working for free living with parents
>really craving Hotpockets
I should just fill out the janitor application, honestly.

I guess it depends on your mindset.

I prefer to have the best of the best. The best vacations. The best girls. The best cars. The best house. The best food.

>Worked as a residential electrician at 11/hr for 6 months saving money
>quit last week to go back home and go back into neetdom
>currently have enough money to coast by all of online community college to transfer only 3100/yr
eating warm honey bun and milk comfy

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>there's a chance the power might go out tonight
What is a NEET to do?

>be NEET
>go for night walk in snow
>wagie cops stop me and ask why I'm walking around at 3am

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Are you in the suburbs? I've found that suburban cops tend to get bored and bug random pedestrians more often.

Basically a suburb, yeah. More like between the suburbs and country though.