>be me
>masturbate with two highlighters
>oh shit gotta fuckn blast
>quickly rinse them off and dip
>drive mom somewhere
>come back 5 hours later
>see pic related
uM?
Are ants attracted to vagina?
Found ants on my masturbation tool
Jason Lopez
Grayson Reyes
>Are ants attracted to vagina?
totally not a virgin here, but I hear vaginas taste like sweet musky honey bunches of oats.
Julian Smith
Mfw btw
Owen Campbell
i guess we learned something today.
nasty
John Thomas
Vaginas can taste like a wide range of things son.I still did not expect ants to be there.
Aaron Gomez
The ants were actually inside your vagina, your pussy is an ant mound.
Connor Peterson
Ants are attracted to anything organic, they're retarded and think it's something they can eat now. But you should really clean your fucking room, also us my cock instead of a highlighter next time
Brody Bennett
I am staying away from cocc until the right guy
Sebastian Ortiz
They were definitelynot in my pussy, if they were I would burn my crotch with acid
Leo Morales
Follow the ants to find where they are coming from then place poison
Colton Mitchell
Where are you from? I dont want to spend another valentines day alone and Im sure you dont want to spend it with a green and yellow highlighter and some insects
Zachary Howard
I think they came from behind the mirror
Jeremiah Walker
ants are retarded and will eat anything they find lying around especially if it's indoors
just keep it in a harder to reach place or clean it more often
Alexander Walker
I know that if your sugar levels are really high your piss/shit will atract ants, maybe it works the same, or you shoved those in you backdoor and have pretty sweet shits. Eat better and go get a blood check. You unironicaly could have diabetes .
Bentley Davis
> Reuse the same fap tissues for weeks in a row
> Be more eco friendly I guess, but mostly just too lazy to get more
> Goes mouldy
> Starts smelling like vagina
> MFW I'm basically cumming on a vagina
later virgins
Aiden Davis
If a vagina smells mouldy something wrong
Matthew Flores
east coast though I already like someone from online that I met so my heart is taken
Lincoln Garcia
if this is not a larp, I fucking hate girls like you.
Ryder Turner
That's the thing, it doesn't really smell mouldy like it normally does. It smells just like how people describe vagina.
Levi Martinez
You haven't met me yet I'll steal you from him c:
Grayson Taylor
>too poor to get a proper dildo
>too ugly to get a proper dick
i remember my ex telling me stories of using am electric tooth brush in an empty carboard toilet roll.
Two highlighters is fucking nothing, i've fisted girls
Matthew Young
Grim, you are even in the same area (despite the fact the coast is 100s of miles long) Remember to clean up your ant infestation before you have him over
David Evans
Not too poor or ugly, just too young
Nathan Carter
Ofc Im not making this mistake again
Ryan Carter
Why
I dont know many girls who had this happen
Anthony Williams
>girl gets herself off with pens
>ants come for the scent of that
>while there and used to the scent, they follow it elsewhere
>end up following it to the girl while she's asleep
>ants crawl in her hoo-haa
>she wakes up and might freak out and get them off but otherwise think nothing of it
>9 months later tho
>she births a human-ant hybrid
wouldn't that be fucked up can you even imagine haha
Josiah Murphy
You might have diabetes
John Edwards
Thats p hot user....
Isaac Torres
Are you sticking the highlighters back in your ant hill now?
Adam Nelson
underage B& sooon
Liam Adams
Thanks for the concern but I definitely dont have diabetes. Im thinking it was the protein or something since all bodily fluids are just chemicals
Jason Rodriguez
Nah but I was thinking that if I ever get the urge to feed ants I should just masturbate over an anthill
James Morales
I saw this happen once in a documentary, I believe it was called: "Richard & Mortimer"
Carson Carter
No fucking way a daddy donovan poster has a vagina, stop roleplaying
William Ortiz
>girls with taste are taken by another guy online and ants irl
I'm actually loling heartily
Samuel Stewart
you do not have to be male to like berserk baka. I am usually a casca poster
Owen Lee
I swear I do not remember writing baka I want to kms
John James
>i'm usually braindead
You were asking for this roast
Jeremiah Ross
Casca is a beautiful girl. Please do not insult her
Carter Kelly
Unless you post vagina I'm not believing this for a moment. Even if you are a roleplayer you have my respect for liking Berserk
Joseph Martinez
originalioni origano
Michael Adams
give me your discord and I will vc you as proof.
Cooper Baker
no, give it here
Easton Nguyen
VC isn't anything, user, only thing that I'm sure can't be faked is vagina.
Mason Gutierrez
k.. chica#5617
Adam Butler
yes it is. I wont be fooled by your conniving ways hehe thats because my bushido is honesty
Jonathan Taylor
Can user confirm this is a roastie?
Jose Young
I meant a picture of your cunt here, mate.
Jason Nguyen
then no can do it would be illegal and gay and I am definitely not a faggot
Kayden Sanchez
Dont waste my time then, you underaged fucking roastie, also kys
Joseph Adams
I wont be killing myself. Stay toasty
Colton Campbell
Wait, underage? Absolutely disgusting
William King
ants are only attracted to literal roasties vaginas. this wouldnt have happened if you had an innie
t. ant
Nolan Richardson
but it was the fluid dummy
t. not dummy
Colton Rodriguez
the new ant man movie sounds fuckin lit
Dominic Williams
ants can smell roastie, so can humans
t. level 23 virgin
Elijah Phillips
How did u fall for the penetration masturbation meme
This is either a larp or u need to get to know ur body a lot better
Adrian Myers
One time I replied to a guy on here and I put desu in my post reflexively. It makes one want to die horribly, I know.
Caleb Sanders
But OP has a boipussy
Jack Gomez
i wanna get to know you more OP, you seem like a cool girl
Christopher Watson
did you originally take this pic with a drone?
Julian Hughes
If your anus smells like vagina you have an infection and should see a doctor.
Landon Gray
no, give it here. give it here to me, girl.
William Powell
Ant is my nickname and id say yeah we're attracted to vagina.
Blake Richardson
Fell asleep, sorry boys
Daniel Rogers
Your juice must have seeped inside the pens better clean them up from inside. Lmao
Parker Bennett
tits and timestamp or GTFO
(or vagina for that matter)