Today I've been mired for the first time in my life (afaik)
>after swimming I went to the heated pool to relax for a while
>two 18-20 yo girls there
>catched one of them looking at me a couple of times
>when they left, that one turned her head to look at me one more time before leaving the room
Feels good man, this means I am not completely invisible to women.
Also /mire/ thread
Hot tubs are the best spots for striking up casual conversation with no one thinking you’re a creep
>catched
*caught
sorry my brain barely works now
Happens when you roid too heavily.
I posted this in another mire thread but I'm still really happy and she told me what I and alot of other anons need to hear
Public swimming pools are prime miring spots. I go often and everytime I do I always get stared at by women and I purposely make eye contact with them. Feels good man
>that message
Sleeping with children is unacceptable user.
>I'm attracted to you
>but not romantically
The short bus of mires
>haha
Why didn’t you talk to them??
Worst than lifting for women is lifting for ONE fucking woman
Walked up to a bbq a few weeks ago with a fresh fit and four people immediately commented on how big my arms are. Feels good breh
I don't know about you but if I received that message I'd feel pretty bad, then angry as fuck.
lack of social skills + fear of rejection/ridicule
Got mired 2 days ago by this cute little thing while doing pull-ups
That smile got me through to a new pr
That's the biggest challenge of all. One you overcome the fear and say anything, you made it, even if you say dumb shit.
>elementary school on my way to the gym
>8-13yo girls keep miring me as I walk by
I'm too autistic to deal with it, so I'm just taking a different path now.
>be me in the subway
>looking all the people around, judging their ignorant credule life like usual
>make eye contact with a bad 14yo kylie jenner clone
>she instantly looking away, and talk to her friend
>her 14yo friend (hot girl) look at me with a shy smile then instant look away necause she knows i spotted her
>i don't give a fuck and look away, continue to judge people
>each time I look in their direction they act like with that "oh shit he is watchin us omagod hihi watdo" attitude
>there is my station
>i go out of the subway with my casual badass attitude and a huge boner
My house is in front of a high school. One of the students often stays in front of my house and follows me when I go out. It has been like this for a few months, she never caused any trouble to me. It's uncomfortable but I don't know what should I do, she ran away when I tried to go after her.
>at my mates house playing darts
>7 year old daughter comes in
>start doing calisthetics with her hanging off me
>asks if I have a gf
>mate says yes
>she throws a tantrum
lmao
>she ran away when I tried to go after her
Kek maybe let your pant on
I knew a thot like that when I was 7, she showed me her tits and we kissed.
Damn what a lucky boy ! How does it feel to see tits in real life ?
What about lifting for mom?
>mfw missed out on naive teenage love
No gains can make up for this feel.
Life is much more enjoyable when getting admired by the opposite sex
God I wish that was me
brutal
I do it for her
Haha
not really a mire but /wever
>me and my bff cindy go to the heated pool to talk about the dick sizes of our boyfriends
>that one ugly dude keeps staring at us
>I look at his direction and he is still staring
>we are like totally creeped out and decide to leave
>give him a last glance
>creep is still fucking staring at us
How to be the kind of guy that gets fuck buddies?
>at heated pool with friend
>Creepy guy comes in
>stares at us the entire time
>each time we looked over to see if he was still staring at us, he was
>he was even staring at us while we were leaving
>might report him to management next time
Keep going Anonymous, you're nearly there. Proud of you. X
based haha thot
>tfw want to text my coworker crush
>95% sure she isn't into me romantically
Should I still try?
>Friday night
>Going home
>Drunk thot high fives me
>talk about dick sizes of our boyfriends
Wait, normal women do this? I thought only whores did. Wtf, I don't talk about my gf's vagina with anyone but her
Stop being a coward and deal with her in person, if you can't do it and/or rely on texts then you have larger problems to deal with.
t. definitely not a woman
Be good looking, confident, charming and emitt sexual vibes. It's that easy. Even just looking at a girl with intent to fuck actually got me laid once. Also be trustworthy, if they don't trust you and you go and tell everyone you fucked or talk shit about her behind her back she wont fuck you anymore.
Dude… women tell eachother ALOT, almost everything. Your gfs friends probably know how much hair is on your arse and that your dick bends slightly to the left.
>gets a boner from 14 yo whores
> doesn't get a boner from real stacies
you disgust me
>normal women
>whores
Pick both and only both.
>be me
>18-20 yo girl
>in heated pool with friend
>some skinnyfat weirdo comes in
>every time we look at him hes staring at us
>doesnt stop
>creeps us out so bad we leave
>look back as we are leaving
>hes still fucking staring at us
fucking incels i swear
I go on dating apps just to be mired by thirsty hoes
Totally feel you man, chicks didnt even fucking look at me until I started lifting. Pic related
Got mired by two girls while playing tennis with my Brösel have a girlfriend so I didn’t say anything to them, other than a laugh.
Bros* fucking autocorrect
My girlfriends 12 year old sister always acts like this around me lmao
>Not like in a romantic way, but just like.. you know
Lol. Rip
they were looking at your old gross body. be careful around zoomers
That's a good mire, user. I don't know why but I think these are the best kind. Maybe it's because it seems like someone actually cares enough about you to tell you the truth and wants you to be happy and comfortable with yourself.
This seems more like she is dissing you
Wtf how did you know
>at friends house
>his little sister was there with all her school friends
>13/14 year olds
>as soon as I walk in gets quiet
>girls looking at me whispering and giggling
>friend's little sister pipes up
>"hey user, you look like Thor from the avengers"
>I haven't shaved or had a haircut in a while
>"t-thanks, y-you too"
>ask friend to go upstairs to his room because feeling self-conscious
If I find out this whore talks about my dick with her friends we're done, privacy has always been one of my top priorities and if she's a loudmouth then we're surely not right for each other. I'll start making myself available to femanons on Jow Forums to ensure I acquire the best possible match.
>Be good looking, confident, charming
Oh my brother. This is beautiful. I hope I experience it one day.
Nice one bro
>happy when clearly misses a huge change
you are a fucking idiot OP
the only woman that you can lift for
>Not like in a romantic way, but just like.. you know
>haha
based thot
I've heard it twice, first time was when I was 13/14 in a history class one year higher. One of the thots starts talking about how small her ex's penis was. she was sitting about 3m away so it wasn't exactly a hushed conversation.
The second time was when I was at a restaurant with a couple mates, two tables over two girls are talking about the size of their boyfriend's dick
>work remote
>do a video conference with some coworkers every now and then
>scheduled meeting comes up
>coworker notices gains, ask if I started lifting
why didnt anyone tell me to start earlier. what a good feeling
>haha
>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food
>"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open bag
>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken
>"you remind me of my grandson"
nice
ask her to have sex next time you see her haha
it's time to stop
Lmao how small is your dick?
Don’t text her you beta, just ask her out in person.
>using then instead of than
Holy shit this is the one thing that bugs me. Fucking ditch her reeeeee
Not understanding the reference to the OP. No hope for you bros just an hero
Old ladies from the neighborhood mire me everyday
They (had 3 girls admit this casually during party) talk about the size, smell, practically every detail.
You guys are sad and need to have sex
is this a joke? i see no difference. you're still fat
She's disrespecting you
I won't see her for 6 months as she's temporarily at a different office, but same city as me
She shows more signs of interest to other people. Went to lunch with her and another coworker. Her body was facing him the whole time, and she looked at him the whole time
When we walked together, she would walk next to him, every time. If I was in front, they'd be behind me. If I was walking behind, she'd go up to walk next to him. It hurt tbqh
>tfw 34 year old khv
Move on dude
I hate the way women write. It disgusts me on every level. I have missed out on so many romantic opportunities because I just flat out refuse to communicate with women over text.
shit like this keeps me humble and reminds me that my brain will lie and tell me i'm a stud when really i look like a total dyel
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
F
I don't want to. ;_;
based mcchicken mire poster
dude just text her it's not like texting means anything and just because she likes someone else means you can't get her
Rome wasn't built in a day and autism can't be cured overnight
Same here. A younger girls in my condo stop walking the stairs when we met, until I surpass her, then she start following me, pretending to go somewhere in the same direction.
Do you mean "12yo sister's girlfriend" or "12yo gf sister"?
I don't like this feel.
Other user is right. Just move on OR make a move, if you fail then you can move on in peace.
n1 op we are all gonna make it
Guy who posted this pic with an update
>tld;r fuck roasties
So after this was sent to me she's been texting me late into the night and sending me texts before she goes to her first job
I should add that she has a boyfriend and he severely neglects on all fronts her not that that makes her any better
but basically I'm an attractive piece of meat that she can't have because she can't "leave a good guy"
I told her not to talk to me about it any more cause I'm not gonna wait around for her and the part I left out is She's shitty as fuck for even having this conversation with me
plus I'm not going to be a fucking faggot and undermine a relationship to get the secks
also sorry for being a blogging faggot
>Be me, orientating on a new unit
>One of my assignments is a girl around my age, is non-verbal due to MS
>Be assigned to her every shift for 2 weeks
>Make her laugh, hospitals are shit to be in
>Coworkers are getting her washed for the day, I pop in to record something on her chart
>Leave the room standing outside and hear the nurses say "... I'm sure you would Stacey! He's not bad"
Hey I'll take it. Got some mires from some qt nurses