Federal Agent Here AMA

All I do is just browse forums and social medias looking for when people say some terroristic thing, it's pretty comfy since 99% of the time they won't really do anything, I mostly just play gacha games on my phone.

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better be NSA pilgrim

Why would a fed be allowed to expose himself

Checkmate

Share some secrets agent slim jim johnson

(OP)
sounds like a nice job user.

Do you know how incompetent the US government is?

All I do is browse twitter posts akin to "I will kill the donald trump" and give the go to, to start a investigation on it or not.

The only thing America is good for is the projecting its power, and the first and second amendments.

Oh yeah sure baby, all your social media / browsing data is bought by (((Them))) aka our government, all the things you don't want them to know, they know. Feels like psycho-pass kinda.

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How would you like it if I blew up the county court house in Monongalia County WV tomorrow?

What 3-letter agency you work

hey OP did you post this thread because of this thread? anyways, I hope they kep you around

Well at least you're honest op
is a faggot

Any various factions within the agency?

Not going to lie I fapped to trap porn on the job a few times

I fucking browse websites looking for (((Terroristic))) things, do you honestly thing I know shit.

Jew

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>Jew

What is the problem? By any chance you know is a felony to lie about being a federal employee?
heh

bumping so that you actually answer my fucking question. is your name ted?

>felony to lie about being a federal employee
What are you going to do report me to me?
Oh boy can't wait to open an investigation on myself
no

This is a good larp, but this is not an original comment

I'm serious. Notice me Senpai!

99.9% on Jow Forums is not taken seriously, other then illegal contents and the (((things))) we like to keep to ourselves.

But if you were to do it, I suggest putting the blame on the left some how, or Hillary, that should be pretty entertaining.

what's on my file?

nobody gives a shit about west virginia

>racist homophobic bigoted people not taken serious
>a blue checkmark "I literally can't even right now" saying doland troompft must commit die puts food on the table for user
How about you go commit toaster bath yourself Mr it's my first larp so don't pump me too hard senpais.

>racist homophobic bigoted people not taken serious

user have you been outside a city? This country is racist as fuck, nothing new. As long as they don't harm anyone, no one gives a shit.

How much do you make doing this?
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