"I'm kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise."

"I'm kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise."

"Whoa, for like, months?"

"Five to be lying, six."

"SIX MONTHS? Whoa that's rough."

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Good show. Thanks user for reminding about it, I'll go watch some episodes!

I thought this was Seinfeld in the catalogue.

>had sex for the first time last night in years
>tell the girl after I was a little nervous because it had been a while
>she told me it had been a while for her too
>I asked her how long
>she said NYE

I guess it's different
If you never had sex you dont know how it feels so you dont know what you're missing. If you did, every month that passes and you dont do it might be a pain in the ass, not a one comparable to the virgin's pain, but not lesser for that matter, just different

>Chandler's laptop had 12 megabites of ram

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Megabyte rather.

When you're used to getting fucked regularly, all of a sudden losing it and going months without it is a big deal. But virgins don't understand that.

It's like being used to eating your favorite food whenever you want, then it disappears from the menu, and all you can do is remember how tasty it was and hope it comes back soon.

never understood how so many people loved this shitty fucking show

don't complain you have actually had sex it is better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all

I haven't fucked in a long time and I couldn't give a single shit.
If you manage to become sex addicted you must be the biggest, most pathetic normalfaggot pussy slave

It's a sitcom. People go home and drink beer to lower their IQ to laugh at such bad comedy. Alternatively they're just stupid enough to find it funny.

All sitcoms are shit. No matter how drunk I am I can't stand flat humour though. The Office is by far worse than friends. If you get drunk enough you can actually feel like you're on your weekend with friends while watching friends, scrubs is actually funny and insane, but the office is like a hell dimension.

The FUCK are you on about? Next thing you'll tell me King of the Hill is a below average cartoon.

Only prideful white trash enjoy king of the hill.

Except that habits and patterns are usually fairly easy to kick, given that you aren't addicted or, as with sex, don't live in an environment where the habit or pattern is seen as a norm. If you have a habit of getting pizza every other day from the next door place and the place closes, it's not gonna take more than maybe two months to move on since no one else is gonna be going there either. If you get banned, however, and your friends still get pizza and talk about it a lot, you're gonna have a hard time letting go.

>only white trash like King of the hill
sounds like something a nigger with no taste would say

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try 35 years

I'm trying, only 8 years left

The show is about the type of people that like country music. Only rednecks like that. Rednecks have the same temperament as niggers.

>have sex with soemone
>ask them how longs it been
>"duh, it new york easts!"

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wow you are DUMB

well I don't really like country(exceptfor Johnny Cash) music but most rednecks are just hard working simple people

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Most rednecks hate people just for being black or even having long hair. Most of them have IQs at the same level as a nigger and play loud country music, have phallic compensation guns and trucks, yet hate niggers with fast booming cars and glocks.

rednecks are far better, more interesting people than you could ever hope to be. go drink some bleach, commie faggot

That means a one-night-stand. It's a shame you didn't find out until after. You need to find these things out.

What's with all the tripfags on this board lately?

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That's why it's funny. It portrays a middle-class Texan, who lives in a fairly simple environment, in an exaggerated manner by putting him in various scenarios. Many of these scenarios juxtapose him with people of other values or beliefs. Hank Hill is a character which some may relate to but he isn't portrayed as a perfect entity. In other words, fuck off retarded tripfag.

You should just watch Seinfeld or Frasier. Superior shows

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>driving to work
>nearly hit someone crossing the road
>"EYYY I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE AND I LAST HAD SEX ON NEW YEAR'S EVE!"