Why don't you have a gf with giant tits yet, Jow Forums? You have no excuse

fuck off i had a BAD FUCKING DAY and you baiting assholes got me now
oh yes you got me fucking angry you piece of shit
NO ITS NOT EAS YUFCK FUCOOF

Any girl can have big tits if she's gets fat enough.

just give milkies a chance, user

Attached: First Date.jpg (256x610, 34K)

>dick size = titty size equation
I think it should be
>length = titty diameter
>girth x some constant = perkiness
That seems about fair to me.

>>Just don't be a creep my guy
>post pics of her then you greedy bastard
this shit writes itself
enjoy your nogf

I can agree with you to a point. But my gf is round everywhere and I love it

Is this a cowtit appreciation thread?

Attached: 44619051_980253478835065_3441531664828708996_n.jpg (750x934, 99K)

what cup size is this? D? E?

>D?
kek. No child, those are not D cups.

K, then what are they? Make an educated guess.

F at least.
Cup sizes are not nearly as big as you think they are.

Dick too small and it don't work. I look like a mistake.

whatcha mean it dont work

sure, let's share our best specimens

Attached: m.png (773x1246, 1.49M)

Nice triples originally

Attached: 1547857526188.jpg (1467x2200, 343K)

I do actually, comments?

Attached: 2412534421.png (720x1280, 555K)

who?

It don't get proper stiff

>C cup at best
>giant tits
those two can't coexist

those are significantly larger than C's

I like big tits.
How to get gf with big tits?

Put some rohypnol in a big tit roasty's drink

>fucked a fat girl last night expecting big tits
>they were small
What the FUCK. Roasties explain yourselves

those aren't giant tits user, lmao

Attached: billnye.jpg (543x303, 38K)

the whole fat girls get big tits thing is a meme. only incels believe that shit. thats not how the human body works.

i do, but it gets old, now I just want a petite titlet.

Attached: ghtdfg.jpg (717x960, 37K)

You never know what you have until you lose it

I'm a worthless piece of shit who doesn't deserve to be loved, what's yours excuse?

I think those are the biggest I've ever seen on a skinny chick

I've always enjoyed this chick's tits so much that I hope she just keeps doing photo shoots and never moves to porn

Attached: IMG_5612a.jpg (1200x1800, 376K)

why do normies make up bullshit on the internet to make themselves feel better? how pathetic

Had two.

One dumped me for someone else (twice)

The other cheated on me, confessed, I forgave her and 4 years later found out she had taken so many loads from so many men inside her I dumped and kicked her out immediately.

>That was 3.5 years ago.

Never again :/

They aren't so easy to find and the few ones I know are in serious long term relationships or even married already.

And by creepy do you mean unattractive?
T. Ugly guy

the delusion that some day i'll get a slim tittymonster gf is the reason i keep getting up in the morning

How about these originally

Attached: hwua35lfwuf21.jpg (609x1080, 142K)

She likes to be shown off but I forgot robots don't like to compliment roasties. My bad user.

Is this supposed to be some kind of fucking bait thread

no, it's a master bait thread

Because every time I see one in a bar or on a dating site, I yell "AYO MILK TRUCK ARRIVE" and she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.

why do you want to talk to them? just fuck them