>still too uncertain on what to text this art hoe
Heeeelp.
Still too uncertain on what to text this art hoe
Samuel Mitchell
Dominic Gutierrez
Who cares? Whatever you write she won't respond
Brayden Bennett
>Tinder
user you do realize that if you're ugly, it's pretty much over for you.
Cameron Torres
Fuck being cynical. I just dont know what to say.
Camden Torres
>Hey you look cute can I buy you a drink?
Wyatt Baker
why did you decide to take a picture with you foot on the sink?
Jace Bailey
Tell her that you're making fake tinder profiles of her so that you can make threads on Jow Forums, also mention that Crispy is cuter.
Noah King
It's one of the basic bitch poses, with the "defiant" option selected
Jack Powell
>if you're ugly
Reminder that average, and even above average counts as ugly in the eyes of women. Unless you're in the top 80% of looks, online dating is pretty much useless
Alexander Watson
she's so fucking cute hnnngg i want to buy her feet pics for my switch
Anthony Hernandez
Be honest and say what you want up front. Rip the band-aid off. If she still talks to you and doesnt call youa pig, say something funny and non-serious and continue fliriting/
>I'd love to aggressively fuck you on the fist date, down?
If she says fuck you, or blocks you, ok.
If she says something along the lines of, "well, that's awkward" or some snarky basic bitch thing, you need to use wits to reel her back in, because shes interested, but shes testing you to make sure youre not some creep whose going to hurt or kill her(aka normal dude)
If she reacts positively, move as fast as possible and make plans for a date as soon as you can, then fuck her
Bentley Roberts
actually don't even say "down?" Just
>I'd love to aggressively fuck you on the first date
Landon Gutierrez
I wouldn't even give these nasty cunts any attention. Have some standards
Aaron Lee
Holy shit is this real? Doesnt she have a white boyfriend? That guy thats always on her twitter?
Isaiah Foster
damn op, she a fucking cutie, but beware of those digits
Landon Turner
Lol you folks dont get it
Hudson Sanders
Tell her if you're Leonardo Davinci, she'd be your moan'a lisa
Blake Morales
Starting with "Why do you dress like oliver twist?" would be great.
Alexander Morris
Fucking kek heres more.
Logan Butler
you better get a date with her and make it off this fucking board
John Collins
I HAVE THAT SAME TOWEL
Christopher Lee
>hey, I listen to the smiths and I'm really lonely, can you suck my dick?
Jeremiah Evans
Tell her shes got veiny hands
Wyatt Collins
Crispy>Muffy>Taylor
2bh
Daniel Ward
without the makeup she looks kind of ugly, like a malnourished troll
Joshua Thompson
Either send feet or hey
David Richardson
>everyone ITT telling OP was to message this thot
>they don't know OP hasn't matched even with her and probably won't
Anthony Ortiz
>tfw I live near her
can I contact her in some way
Jackson Bennett
She's wearing even more makeup in that pic
Thomas Powell
she looks like the girl who sold her feet pics for a switch on twitter
Jack Ortiz
>someone bought her feet pics when they're already available online
Wyatt Myers
Foot fags should be purged.
Jack Gray
If she is on tindr she is a whore, and if you are on Jow Forums you're too ugly for tindr.
Dont bother with the app or anyone on it
Caleb Gonzalez
she is on Jow Forums
Like half of young people browse Jow Forums occasionally
Ryder Hughes
Somone as liberal as her? Doubt it.
Those half of young people arent browsing r9k.
Austin Edwards
What you say doesn't really matter so it's not worth thinking about it too hard, just escalate to sexual messages within the first 3 messages and fuck her that day.
Leo Wood
...are you like a 40 year old boomer or some shit that only comes here for Jow Forums?
did you get lost?
Are you aware that other boards exist?
it's canon that she browses cgl and fa at the very least
Luis Bennett
she has a boyfriend
whoever made that account either isn't her, or she is just trolling
Brandon Rodriguez
A lot of women in tinder have boyfriends. Unless the boyfriend is particularly powerful wizard he can't cast a magical barrier on her pussy
Lincoln Fisher
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.
John Torres
>thinking loyalty is a thing
>in 2019
>in the west
>in California
Kevin Cox
>nOOOOOOO THEY ARE IN MY MAGAPEDE SAFE SPACE HOW COULD THEY DO THISSSS
Levi Sullivan
Oh, so the boards that can't draw a dime to save their life.
Bentley Anderson
Because every board other than pol is ultra liberal? Im not a poltard and i dont chug onions like you
Justin Lee
>draw a dime
I'm not sure what this means
Brandon Barnes
Top 20% crew
Ryder Johnson
Doesn't matter just throw your dick in the wind. The outcome will still probably no reply.
Anthony Hall
Ive also made a fake Tinder account
Eli Cox
thanks r9k for making me feel alot better about my texting skills
Ryan White
poast profile
Oliver Smith
6ft 220lbs brah, I'm the elite.
Jack Nguyen
IM GOING TO SAY NIGGER
Jordan Morales
>tfw my grandpa was 6 foot 3 and married a short woman
>my dad further waters down his genes by dating a shorter woman
>tfw im 5 foot 6 with good muscle/beard genes but it doesnt matter cause Im a fucking dwarf
Fuck this gay earth
Christopher Bailey
imagine actually believing this, I mentioned Jow Forums to my friend and he didn't even know what it was even though he's on reddit constantly (he's 20, like me). Jow Forums isn't nearly as popular as you incels think