/fat/ - don't become this edition

>Who is /fat/ for?
For rounded characters who want to better themselves through meaningful hard-work, strategy, and dedication.

>This is not QTDDTOT. ask questions about fat loss, but use that thread for general questions.

>Read the Jow Forums sticky (you should have already, but it covers all the basics of diet and exercise)
liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (needs waist/neck measurements)

>Calculate your BMI
nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

>Plan your weight loss week by week
losertown.org/eats/cal.php

>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal or Cronometer. Works best on smartphones
myfitnesspal.com (better for packaged food)
cronometer.com (better for generic foods/micronutrients)
DO
>count calories, all of them
>calculate your TDEE at sedentary. It will save you a whole meal's worth of calories.
>buy scales, be autistically accurate in your measurements
>learn how to cook and start cooking your own healthy meals. lean protein and green vegetables
>develop sustainable healthy lifestyle habits
>eat a lot of protein (1g/lb of goal body weight)
>cardio. learn to love walking
>start lifting weights! fatties have the advantage that they can build muscle while cutting, especially as complete beginners!
>post your height/weight/screenshot of MFP/Cronometer food log when asking for advice

DON'T
>eat refined sugars, they're terrible for you regardless of calorie count
>eat processed foods, or at least try to avoid if possible
>drink your calories. alcohol, soda, hot chocolate, fancy starbucks shit. forget it
>be a retard

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Why you no lose weight?

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>DON'T
>be a retard

only took 1 post.

Anyone got advice on transitioning from fat to Jow Forums? I want to train muscles, but people keep telling me to lose the weight first before i start lifting.

>My weight: 300 pounds
>My height: 6'2

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Fuck ketards.

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But you can't eat fried foods on keto???

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>America literally creates presidential award for fatness in sports

How things have changed since the Reagan fitness awards

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Reminder that you improve by doing.

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>”what was the biggest thing you didn’t realize was holding you back from losing weight?”
>multiple “drink more water” replies
>drinks 30+ cups of water in the last 2 days out of spite
>stomach distended with water
>feel huge
>step on scale
>lose 2.8lbs

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Nothing has ever held me back except myself.

Ate sixteen jelly donuts for breakfast, going to do a three hour fast though.

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based and nurglepilled

if you dont lift while losing weight youll be a turboskeletor with a lot of loose skin, not good at all

>He believes the meme
Oh no no no no. Do you have a rude wake up coming down the road.

a friend of mine lost like 30kg+ just by cico and cardio. he looked totally fine after all that

>he doesnt lift
Cant wait for your "wtf I lost all my weight and still look like shit" posts in a few months.

I lift, but if you think it'll fix your lose skin you've got a very rude awakening coming. Lifting keeps you from being a disgusting skeleton, it won't fix shit about your skin unless you literally have barely any lose skin to begin with.

>mom jewed me into eating cake again
We are both trying to lose weight. Why would she make cake?

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Oh yeah, its not gonna fix skin at all, thought you meant lifting in general was the meme, not the loose skin part.

Why the fuck would you blame your mother? How old are you? Did she hold you down and force feed you?

>saying no to mommy's cake
You are not a real fatty. You are a skellington tourist. Go drink mass gainer shake stupid.

Worked outside for 12 hours and lost 2 lbs. 1 lb away from my all time low again and have been able to maintain my muscle works too so I can finally do an unassisted push up. I'm finally starting to get there bros

I weigh 293lb you faggot.

Then don't judge me fatty.

I'll 100% judge you, not only are you not showing any willpower, you're also blaming your mother for your own failure. Absolutely pathetic. Stuffing your fat face is one thing, but not even owning it? Sad.

not him but you seem a bit autistic, son

Just today
>Went to the mall and saw plenty of good looking clothes.
couldn't even bring myself to try them on because I'm disgusted of myself
>Best friend told me he won't travel with me as we planned before, because he found someone else to travel with.
I'm assuming it's cause I'm a fat piece big lard and he thinks I won't catch up with him hiking. Which is honestly true.

I'm my own's biggest enemy and I cant manage to do anything about it

>not him

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>He thinks anyone will defend him eating cake and blaming his mother for it
>Called out he cries autism
I hope you don't make it, you don't deserve to make it.
A lack of fashionable clothing is a horrible part of being a fat, we already look like shit without also having to dress like retards.

>I hope you don't make it, you don't deserve to make it.
i'm literally 5kgs away from my goalweight and i ate cake today aswell. stay mad, turbofat

What a coincidence, I am the original cake guy and I am also 5kg away.

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You are most definitely him and you are a weak willed bitch that won't make it.

When I first started losing weight I would buy expensive clothes that didn't quite fit me yet but almost did. Having that expensive shirt I really liked just hanging in my closet unworn was enough incentive to stick to the diet and keep training.

And I will tell you, when you finally do get to wear it out and you feel like a million dollars, knowing you worked hard for it makes it even sweeter.

You think that makes it BETTER god damn, hilarious. If you're near your goal weight and you're not only still binging on cake but blaming others for it, you are prime yoyo matieral.

i hope you realize that an all or nothing attitude is more likely to maek you fail than moderation, right?

Consumed the mass of star that got too close to my gravity well. Thinking about emitting some Hawking radiation to make up for it.

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>Bought a nice coat
>Starting weight, wouldn't zip up
>Then it zipped up with some sucking in
>Then it zipped up smoothly
Big confidence booster.

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Dam bro not tryna be rude at all, but your pace on the bike must be pretty chill and relaxed. Thought about stepping it up at all?

>Trying to call others out
>Mommy made cakey wakey and I had to eat I did I nommed mommies cake!
Its time to stop.

>having one slice of cake on a special occasion is binging

hey fatty, i'm still at a deficit. i am untouchable, you are a fat cockroach, i am god

I'm too sore to go much more. Waiting on some padded shorts to arrive and then I'll do more.

>Why would she make cake?
Better question, why would you eat it?

post accomplishments

Find new friends you insecure sack of shit

we're all gonna make it bro.

>he doesn't realize that people with actual willpower can allow themselves a treat once in awhile and still get back on the wagon the next day

oh wait, you're projecting, my bad.

Hell yeah. I can't spend too much time on exercise bikes without my nuts going numb so I usually try to crush it as hard as I can for 10-15 min

Lol stop embarrassing yourself you dumb fuckin autist

>Saying no to cake? You're not a real fatty!
>Don't judge me!
>You're autistic! (not me btw)
>I'm at my goalweights door anyway, fatty
>All of nothing attitude will make you fail!
>I-It was only one slice! I'm still on my deficit!
>Oh yeah well post accomplishments!
>Y-you're just projecting
What a rollar coaster of goal post moving, all because you can't own up to the fact eating cake is on you, not mommy.

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Yeah I probably should

there's two cake posters right now, you're mixing us up

yeah, I am cakeposter number one

Well at least one of you is a giant faggot.

Sorry I called the wrong autist an autist. Its okay that you had a lil cheat bro.
I was trying to call the other cunt shitting on you an autist.

Bunch of fucking cakeposters.

Did I just hear cake?

my nuts aren't hit by the seat, but the part where the butt transitions into the leg does.

false alarm

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Chew with your mouth close, fatties.

People who eat with their mouth open are subhuman with no hope and should be culled.

Yeah I'm baking with an aphrodisiac for later, you gonna get the big bone my lady

hungryy

How long did that take him?

Just ate 2,000 cals over daily limit. What do I do?

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Eat 2,000 calories under daily limit tomorrow.

Punish yourself by working out how much cardio you need to do to cancel it and then doing it

How to eat negative calories?

What?

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fast+cardio, dummy

Hey guys. Not very Jow Forums related but I was trying to find a board where I could ask a question about... health, I guess? The Jow Forums description said that would be here. I was wondering if anyone could point me in the right direction. I was wondering what I could do about sweaty feet? I'll be wearing thin socks and breathable shoes and still sweat alot throughout days with almost no activity besides walking. Anyone know of a thread I could ask in, or have any tips? Greatly appreciated. Sorry for off topic question.

That doesn't sound very abnormal. Feet sweat

Just rode with the new shorts, can confirm they allow me to actually sit on the seat instead of standing on one foot. Maybe now I can go on that trail near me.

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talcum powder or something like that, the stuff old dudes put around the dingus

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you should be trying to sit on your ass bone, not your gooch. its hard at first but you'll build up a tolerance for it.

>Last week weigh in at 213 down from 216
>end up nibbling on popcorn and peanut butter after dinner a few times during the week
>irritated with myself, going to be heavier this week
>weigh in yesterday
>205

Body what!?

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>want a treadmill since I can't run outside (live next to a tourist beach that's constantly packed with people, can't run 10 metres without tripping over someone's stuff or breaking through a group of people)
>be tall so need a long running deck
>no second hand treadmills looking enough ever on market, new ones are v expensive

Life is suffering

I am, just needed something to soften the blows around here from pedaling when on the seat.

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*long enough

Drive to a quieter place for your runs.

cum in cum out, babe.

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Popcorn is very low on mass

it's carb hell but if you stick to the low salt stuff then you could do a lot worse in terms of snacks

>cute girl in pharmacy line
>don't hesitate to say hey to her
>we chat about medicine
>she giggles a few times
>don't do anything autistic or awkward
wtf losing weight builds confidence

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Will look into it. Thanks.

You're right, and I'm okay with that but I've had multiple reasons to believe it's worse for me than the average guy. Also if there's anything I can do about it, I would like to, whether it's abnormal or not.

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dude just get surgery lmao only $599999999999 plus tip

Transition from cut to maintenance is going well. Have to use averages now as weight is rollecoasting on a day by day basis, but I hope I'll get those six pack before I end up eating at TDEE.

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>no confess post
well, getting back on the wagon after I ate almost 2000 Cal in desserts yesterday

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Kek

>TDEE is 1890
>Eating only 1k a day

It's been around 3 weeks now without any slowdown. Am i gonna fuckin die?

1000kcal deficit is sustainable, especially if you're fat. if not, expect fatigue and vertigo at some point

yeah but we're all going to die. better to die skinny.

List vegetables that taste good when cooked.
>peas
>broccoli
>carrots
>cabbage
>spinach
>onion
>etc

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i eat only meat with mayo

>100 cals for a little dab
bruh, just double up on the meat lmao

Nice work, keep it up!

Thats an incredible complement!

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i go to the gym 6 days a week to stay toned this image is a lie reeeeeeeeee

Women do tend to have it easier with love.
That being said, good for you.
Remember what you are working towards, it's easy to forget and get stuck in the grind.