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Darkie in the mirror edition
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Luke Martin
Cooper Robinson
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Jose Nguyen
Charles Taylor
Man I feel like all these women (except the one in the back left) have good facial features only to ruin it with shoveling garbage in their mouths
Of course its too late to go back now anyways just so much missed potential
Zachary Stewart
Carter King
I think that at least bottom right would be actually attractive if she were slim.
Nathan Flores
lmao
James Sanders
Just zoom in on their faces most of them do have pretty facial features least in my opinion
Obviously all the fat outweighs it all and ruins it
Jeremiah Ramirez
Why is she so smug?
Lincoln Wilson
She knows that, for all our talk of health and fitness, we'll never have arms that big.
Ryan Walker
>thinking about how you'll never be able to penetrate her fupa labryinth...
Joseph Flores
imagine falling so far down the hole.. this is so sad.
Juan Nelson
Fuck i hate fatties, this is my first time greentexting so spare me
>work at shitty fucking grocery store
>work outside pushing carts in relative isolation
>me and bro chilling by the entrance and shooting the shit
>up walks a presumably female grease goblin whom we work with
>she is around 5,6 and over 200lbs
>the great goblin is known for having a shit attitude
>she starts to ask me and work bro some inane bullshit
>um can i get in at these doors
>we tell her she should be able to
>she starts going off about how some security guard had stopped her the last time and wanted to make sure he wasn't working
>I phase out at this point
>bro starts to answer her question and she literally just walks away while hes talking
> i ask bro why she was worried about not being able to enter thru the doors
>he tells me she probably wouldn't fit
such a simple stupid joke but i laughed for a solid 5 minutes
Brayden Jenkins
Reminder that women live life on tutorial mode
Joseph Perez
They are models. They get paid to be fat.
William Richardson
How many of the real emails were non-shitskins though?
Nathaniel Miller
Don't underestimate human degeneracy
Brandon Flores
>Here is a pic of me w/ my sis
>"Hi there, I'm chad"
>Judah Ben-Israel...black male
She might be a fat ugly troll, but it's not like she's pulling in winners either.
Mason Gutierrez
>Judah Ben-Israel
Always cracks me up
Ryan Gray
Fuck Boogie
And fuck niggers
Asher Ward
Damn these are some big bitches
Christopher Morales
I could beat you in a fight easily because I'm fat.
1) You'd have to aim for my head, because my body is padded by 6 inches of tactical karate fat while I can strike you anywhere and hit vital organs due to your total lack of absorption you'll just die.
2)Thanks to the extra 150 lbs of armor I carry around, my I'm lifting 24/7. I won't even need to punch you I can literally just sprint at you and trample you to death like a bison.
3) Your girlfriend knows this and sees my fatness as a virtue and a strength. She wants a strong man to protect her and provide for her and being fat shows I have an overabundance of material resources. So not only will I be beating you like a bull, I'll be the bull in your bedroom nailing your girlfriend.
Gabriel Moore
I’m fasting first thing in the morning
Dominic Cook
New pasta?
Anthony Martinez
When Booger dies, someone needs to take a piss on his grave
Julian Fisher
Gavin Torres
Start now.
Jordan Gomez
>wins all fights
>dies of hypertension or heart failure.
Jaxon Allen
Imagine the smell.
Thomas Morales
New pasta. That's fucking fresh out of the pot
Grayson Howard
shes kind of cute if she wasnt so fat
Grayson Allen
_
Noah Barnes
Based Lithuanians
Their Language is the closest to Indo-European
Angel Phillips
>eating raw mayonnaise
Holly fuck, that shit is literally oil with a dash of egg yolk and mustard
I'd understand using lots of it on a sandwich but this is a new fucking low
John Smith
It baffles me how these people can look in the mirror and not think they are doing something horribly wrong
Sebastian Bailey
le mayo
Oliver Bailey
sensiblechuckle.jpg
Oliver Wood
Because she's the one banging the nog with the camera
Connor Wood
How does one develop flaps instead of rolls?
Christian Young
John Morales
at least she paid $5 on fiver to get someone to make an opening for her
Elijah Taylor
What are the other three going to eat?
Levi Brooks
You don't understand, they're the food.
James Jackson
Grayson Stewart
Goddamn it I wish I could dreambulk like that. I eat 1 cookie and I get instant acne so I have to bulk on rice and pork lmao.
Asher Williams
You're better off bulking on rice and pork than on cookies.
Ryder Cox
>eating mayo
>raw
what a disgusting lardass
Elijah Hill
Posting on craigslist for anything, whether it's for a table you want to get rid of, a job, a room for rent, or a cheap fuck, gets you shit tons of spam, scammers, people who want to get a look around inside your place to rob you, or people just seeing if you'll respond back and might consider thinking about possibly potentially maybe using you as their 107th option. It also says the ad was posted for Jacksonville, so you can bet of the 20 guys truly interested, 10 were nogs and the rest were excited to see the last thing in town not yet ravaged by meth or heroin.
Landon Scott
>that 2nd video
imagine building your income around being able to shovel food into your face but not realizing you should puke it back up after like all the asian mukbangs do.
I want to feel bad for him but he is clearly sold his health for a few pennies.
Nicholas Rodriguez
What the fuck is wrong with me WHY ARE THEY SO HOT
Levi Scott
NO! NO! BAD user, BAD!
Josiah Davis
Or he could just do 72 hour fasts and cardio.
My ex-gf was fat. BBW with a huge ass. Porn is much different to reality user. I couldn't do many positions with her and she's hard to manhandle. My current BDSM-obsessed psychopath gf has abs and it's fucking rad.
Try it out and you'll see for yourself.
Leo Jackson
thats too big user
Carson Garcia
would fuck all of them
Lincoln Taylor
Nice
James Hernandez
Calm down Pierce
Parker Adams
big cutie jaes the best one there
Christopher Anderson
>man cave
More like a mountain cave.
Jason Parker
A love child of Nyarlathotep and Cthulhu.
David Diaz
youtu.be
SEID IHR DAS ESSEN, NEIN WIR SIND DER JÄGER!
Benjamin Phillips
jesus this is the true kino
Jacob Thompson
>intro says fancy 50 fucking times
>video features nurgling eating McDonald’s
>while sitting down
>and is out of breath from eating
Evan Cook
youtube.com
skip to 7:45 if you want to be put off food for life
Jaxon Smith
When did junji ito start drawing Garfield?
Jayden Sanders
>truly disgusting ASMR vomit noises
>quickly followed by her rubbing spice from her mouth right into her eyes with her napkin
>video cuts right after
awww, too soon
Blake Jones
Why is it that in every video i see featuring americans eating something fat or otherwise do they have the worst table manners of anyone ive seen aside from 3rd world savages, they talk with their mouths full, they chew with their mouths open. What the hell is with that and why do burgers consistently have worse manners compared people from other developed countries
Kevin Howard
Funny how many 6ft+ big dick chads were cruising craigslist.
You people realise it's bullshit right? These people don't exist. It's some fat troll masturbating and living out a fantasy with no intention of meeting and exposing himself as a fraud. Just the making contact for someone who has no contact is enough to excite themselves. As soon as they've cum, they disappear into the ether.
Gabriel King
love the new pasta
Owen Morgan
damn they actually had a decent keto meal going until they added the cakes lmao
Tyler Thomas
bingo
Benjamin Phillips
The redhead is kinda cute. Would facefuck her for sure
Kevin Wright
>BDSM obsessed psychopath gf with abs
FUUUUCK HOW DO I GET THIS
Anthony Morgan
It's fatties. Fatties are low IQ and aren't considerate of other in general. Do you think they would suddenly think of others and eat with good table manners while they look at their food like a pedo looks at a kid?
Christopher Murphy
Cameron Gomez
Jacob Gutierrez
Joseph Williams
Joshua Martinez
Kayden Gutierrez
>being so new you don't know it's pudding
Ryan Roberts
David Turner
that legit looks like elephantiasis
what in satan's asshole happened here?
Aiden Gray
Brody Myers
is that a tumor?
Easton Stewart
Julian Peterson
>what in satan's asshole happened here?
>is that a tumor?
I have no answer to either
Jayden Barnes
oh...its Bam Bam Bigelow
Owen Allen
Josiah Nelson
Thought this was a bald pussy
Sebastian Diaz
Why would there be pudding in a mayonnaise jar?
Angel Scott
Liam Flores
This is todays hate post;
vox.com
Justin Reed
its a prank bro
Blake Myers
>box
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
Logan Rogers
post real boogie
Jack Anderson
>vox.com
>often takeout is the safest option
nigger you can literally go to mcdonalds and buy a grilled chicken salad there is no excuse
Carter Bell
what the fuck is a grilled cheese salad
Sebastian Murphy
how fat are you?
Asher Martin
>YOU ARE NIGGER
gets me every time.
Austin Miller
>When you realize that HAES movement are just coping mechanisms so that these fatties don't literally kill themselves on the spot
Jackson Richardson
I'm not the one telling people to eat grilled cheese salads.