Be me

>be me
>watching gay porn
>mom walks in
>she closes the door immediately and walk away
>still know she saw
Shit guys. I think my mom thinks I'm a faggot now. How can I tell her I'm straight and I was just watching it out of curiosity?

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>>be me
>>watching gay porn

why ?

I was just curious. I'm straight.

Curious about men buttfucking each other?

what has been seen can't be unseen. You are forever a fag in her eyes.
Sorry

Yes. That was exactly what I was curious about. Turns out I didn't enjoy it though.

>Turns out I didn't enjoy it though.

whatever

I remember watching porn with my cousin and he clicking on a gay video because he was "just curious".
His ass was never the same

>straight
>curious about gay porn
you're a faggot

if you're really curious, you can find out if you like being my bf. you know, just to make sure you aren't REALLY gay, to make sure you don't really like it

okay haha good joke guys but i know i'm not gay.
my pp did not get hard watching those videos

just say her that u are gay faggot

sure they didn't. we just have to be extra sure you're not gay by kissing, cuddling, and doing lewd things together, just to make sure those don't turn you on so you can be confident you're straight

She's never gonna let it go no matter how many excuses so just tell her you're bisexual
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>just tell her you're bisexual
but I'm not

>but I'm not
ok buddy

believe what you want but I know for sure I'm not into that stuff now.

t. watches gay porn

She probably doesn't want to talk about it because it's awkward, but she likely doesn't care. If it does come up, you can say you were curious but it turns out you're not gay.

It's alright. Just accept who you are. Being bisexual is perfectly fine, don't beat yourself up about being yourself.

>be me
>watching gay porn
>angry

>don't beat yourself up about being yourself.

best advice I've ever read on here tbqh

That's well and good, and if he was Bi he should certainly listen to that but you guys come across as trying to shoehorn him into something he's not. He look a peek at guys, and it wasn't his thing.

Look, it's hard enough on the poor guy as it is without you people coming in here trying to prevent him from being his real self, and his real self is liking cocks, and that's okay.

I'm bisexual myself, but your agenda of trying to push it on him is weird. Curiousity is normal, it seems men don't appeal to him so now his curiosity is gone. He's most likely not bi.

It's award if my mom thinks I'm a fag too.
this.

You might come across as being more of a homo if you try too hard to prove you aren't one to your mom. I wouldn't bring it up unless she mentions it first.

Hey can I find out if I'm gay?

The unfortunate life of a robot

> tried to "make it work" with girls doing Early adolescence
> Girls always complain that I'm too indifferent, or that I don't seem as interested in them as they were in me (nowadays I know that they were actually saying "why don't you fuck me" in different words)
> My indifference only feeds their interest more and more
> The few times when I basically forced myself to have sex with them, thing was so boring and unrelatable I could barely keep an erection
> Cycle repeated over and over during adolescence until I decided to retire my sex life and embrace what I thought to be some congenital asexuality.
> No internet access back then
> I only found out I was gay when I was 19

I know you're not you retarded ass faggot Jesus Christ you deserved to get caught if you were this stupid

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Did you never gave a moment when you looked at a guy and thought "I want to fuck that" before 19?