Im a sissy and I feel guilty for touching my useless penis when im horny but I dont have a dildo nor a bf...

Im a sissy and I feel guilty for touching my useless penis when im horny but I dont have a dildo nor a bf, how should I please myself?

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Stick your fingers up your ass, it's not that hard you retarded faggot.

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Get a bottle of wine, drink about half of it, then stick it up your ass.

half? that's a whole bottle wasted. Chug it down and then stick it up your ass.

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take a gun, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger 'til it goes "click"

>Stick your fingers up your ass, it's not that hard you retarded faggot.

My fingers dont reach my prostate
>Get a bottle of wine, drink about half of it, then stick it up your ass.
Cant it break and make my boipussi bleed?

Drinking the wine after you fuck yourself is literally great. Drink it after so you can smell your ass while you chug

it can't bleed if you use a condom :^)

get yourself a vibrating wand and train yourself to cum without getting hard. assuming you have a sensitive penis and arent circumsiced jew.

How can you not be disgusted?? SHIT COMES OUT OF THERE HELLO
fags really deserve the death penalty

>fingers don't reach prostate

Do you have dwarf hands or something? Prostate must only be like two inches in.

How can you feel disgusted about touching your penis, but not about using something poop comes out of.
I'd think that'd be a much more natural disgust response.

Yes, it is very dangerous. Look up the video where a guy shoves a jar up his ass and it shatters and blood starts gushing out it's ass
This, the prostate is easy to reach
Because OP probably has gender dysphoria
Y'know, the disorder that can only be treated with HRT

Get on grindr and find a Dude to stuff you like a build-a-bear

I probably need to learn how to find it then
I dont want to have sex with strangers

Start dating maybe you'll find a decent bi or top dude

They won't be strangers for long after they ream ur bp

Kill yourself, you fucking tranny
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Aren't sissies just pseudo-homosexual autogynephiles who refuse to jack off or cum? Trust me, buddy. Once you jizz, all this sissy shit will depart your mind.

>my useless penis

Jesus christ just jerk off you mentally ill retard.

OP is a sissy, not a tranny

Simple, become my sissy gf

transition and get a bf you fag

>Start dating maybe you'll find a decent bi or top dude

How can I get a bf If I still look likeva boy?
>Aren't sissies just pseudo-homosexual autogynephiles who refuse to jack off or cum?
Nope, not all agps hate their penis and some dont even like men
>Trust me, buddy. Once you jizz, all this sissy shit will depart your mind.
It doesnt, I still want to be girly even after I cum
>Jesus christ just jerk off you mentally ill retard.
Only real men deserve to jerk off, I will no longer touch my penis
I would dont want to disgrace my parents

I'm sure there is a guy out there who would like you enough to date and pound that ass

You can take HRT and just boymode, you don't have to start walking around in girly clothes and demand everyone start calling you ma'am and shit. The longer you wait to start, the higher your risk of suicide goes (assuming you're actually trans)

>You can take HRT and just boymode, you don't have to start walking around in girly clothes and demand everyone start calling you ma'am and shit. The longer you wait to start, the higher your risk of suicide goes (assuming you're actually trans)
How do I find out if im really trans?

Forget about your sissiness. Do not play with your anus.

Try autofellatio, it's not that hard

I domt want my penis touched at all and I cant reach it anyways

just fucking shove a pen up your ass faggot.

>just fucking shove a pen up your ass faggot.

What if it breaks?

Erotic asphyxiation, really push it to the limit. Ah who am I kidding, just neck yourself you fucking faggot.

be careful with it brainlet, pens don't break that easily. Besides I doubt your faggot weak arms could even break a pen