Be me on /b/ the other day

>Be me on /b/ the other day
>see pic related
>"ask will my wife be a virgin, when I meet her?"
>49
>fuck, I'm like 50 lbs overweight, and can manage 15 pushups at best
>Since I can't do em all in the same set, I do like 55 or something just to be safe
>had to push myself really hard to get them all
>proud of myself, but my arms really hurt
>eat cans of tuna, and lots of protein power to regenerate muscle.
>Ffw 2 days
>can still barely move arms.
>Sholders hurt, Tits hurt. Gut hurts. Shit out any food I eat within 2 hours.
All I wanted was a virgin qt wife. Am I'm gonna die, Jow Forums?

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is this girl at college wich i talk once a week interested on me?

Grats

Will I find a job easy once I move to CO?

>Am I'm gonna die, Jow Forums?
100%

Anyways, I keep getting 'better not tell you' every time I ask this question.
Will I ever bench 500lbs as a natty?

cool, will i manage to ravage her pussy ?

Duck, will I be lucky tomorrow?

19 push ups easy, i will ask her OUT this week

Eat something better than canned tuna, it has already been shown that the container is lined with chemicals, and the fish itself is poisoned with heavy metals. Your nipples hurt because of the hormonal disturbance from eating said tuna. You're shitting out stuff that was already in your colon; meat takes much, much longer to digest and has a transit time of 5 - 6 hours, which only gets longer the more you eat in one sitting.

will my olympic dreams turn reality ?

>is this girl at college wich i talk once a week interested on me?

THANKS DUCKO IF DUBS I WILL MAKE IT

Will i get laid this summer?

will i fuck my mom ?

Will i get visible abbs by the end of summer?

Will I be a world renown coach ?

Damn. Will I finish this cut though and look good

Will lifting for strength get me top tier pussy?

Good luck user

Will i complete my cut in time?

This wasn't the type of thread I intended to make...
The duck works in mysterious ways.

keep doing it after two days even of you're arms are sore. within two weeks you'll eventually stop getting sore.

Will this next business venture (after failing over 100 times in my life) work out for me?

I'm proud of you, user. Keep going and your wish will come true.
Rolling. Will she say yes?

...

Okay. Will she say yes?

Will my back get better in the next few months

Will the the bloatlord go on a cut this year?

th-thanks

am i doomed to be poor forever?

Will I score a Korean chick this year?

Is this really good advice? Won't pushing myself when my muscles haven't fully regenerated yet just deteriorate them?

will i date a girl from my yoga studio?

Is it a good idea to roid this summer?

Will i have sex soon

Not for push ups. Delayed muscle soreness aka doms doesnt mean you need to stop. Just do less reps ghe next day or the day.after

will i make it?

Strong duck, will we ever get back together again?

working out with doms can help make doms go away, just don't push yourself as hard

will I get a gf this year?

Will wednesday be coochie o'clock or big sad

I recently have been bonding with a cute girl but I'm not sure if she's the one for me. She recently decided to drink and drive and it made me lose a lot of respect for her. Should I try to continue the relationship?

Is that Arnold?

Will I ever learn to eat pussy decently (a chick fell asleep while I was doing it)?

Will I hear back about my story?

Will this thing with Riley work

Should I pursue writing for money?

will I die alone?

Megaman 3 is better than Megaman 2 right?

Will Dan die a virgin?

will amal get raped?

Das right, mah dukka

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is fagcel actually gay?

will I die alone and a virgin

Am I retarded

will you die alone?

Fucking based. The duck knows, man.

Strongduck, should I sign up for the Gym tomorrow?

Will I ever get a cute petite emo gf?

Should I do cardio on Monday?

Will I bang some gooks this year?

will i fuck a lot of braphogs before the year is over

will I ever find love again?

re-roll

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will I be able to follow good habits for longer than a few days at a time

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Nofap is a waste of potential. Masturbating is okay and will be okay as long as you work out, get shit done, and not fucking give in to fapping to fucking traps, cucks, animated tits, fat boi puss lips, boy-girls with big ass and tits, and etc.

Will I ever unfuck my workout, diet, and sleep schedule?

should i ask her out?

Will I get married in the next five years?

strong duck is a lie and a waste of time

get rekt kiddo

cut it to 2

Will I have a good time this weekend?

Exams pls?

will I make it?

will I get laid in the summer?

Will I ever be aesthetic

am I gonna have sex before I graduate law school

based

will I reach 100kg bench wihin this year?

will i get a good grade on this upcoming exam

will I reach 100kg bench wihin this year, you fucking retarded duck?

FUCK YEAHH NIGGA BEAT THAT PUSSY UP

Will I get the job and move abroad??

will i ever be the guy

rekt

am i gonna turn into a nigger if i keep working this much

asdf

Strong duck, if I ask Jess out will she say yes?

will I make it ?

will I get a gf next semester

Will I be happy soon

You know I may be wrong but you shouldn't rely on image macros when pondering about these topics

Should i just ask her out???

will i be with her forever?

trips means im going to get three times as much lets go