Can someone please adopt me

how extensive?

Okay can I borrow a spare bed

how big is your dick

Yeah. Although I have a double bed so you might not need it...

15,5

>Okay can I borrow a spare bed
What happened to your bed?

can i change your backstory and appearance so you aren't such a gay pushover

Only if you're willing to take HRT and live in my basement.

Gay

You're gayer

Attached: no u.png (591x339, 208K)

No u

Yes you

Attached: I'm not gay.jpg (800x450, 34K)

Can we top and tail then? I'm not used to cold weather

Too big for daily raping sorry

Attached: eew.gif (458x640, 1.86M)

How would you change this? I am a human not a video game character

three times a week, last offer

I can cuddle you to keep you warm if you like.

Damnit you beat me to it

based animalposter bulli

Mine's bigger so that'd be weird

adopt me instead

How much bigger?

If you've ever shared a bed before you'd know just having two people in there warms it up quickly. Depends on how cold the weather is though, what's the average temperature in winter?

Attached: walking.gif (267x179, 231K)

about 2.5cm

Just get a big heavy blanket

It's normally around 0 degrees where I am. But it goes to -5ish in the night.

why do danes do this

Tbdesu hugging in a bed is my fetish so yeah of course I'd do it just didn't want to seem easy

Attached: face.gif (500x565, 429K)

no

Attached: 1503844991490_.png (450x302, 60K)

fuck you nicya you're a bad mod

>hugging in a bed is my fetish
Must be hard for you

Attached: ByO5LDlIQAAHdB0.jpg (600x508, 41K)

thats pretty rude fren no one is going adopt you like that

Attached: 1509289218887.png (650x354, 147K)

Go to bed gaya la fea

Attached: gosling-bloody.jpg (974x526, 87K)

Sadistic pleasure, also it's hot to debase and feminize men, then use them as toys.

Soooooo many faggots ITT

no

it's very hard to find people who share it

how about i squat in your back yard and hack into the internet, no adoptions required

Attached: rm.gif (530x434, 417K)

And you're the biggest
yes
I'm sure it is very *HARD* for you

Attached: 1524975499007.gif (320x240, 391K)

Take Ivan

my name is not ivan

Attached: 59489645_p0_master1200.jpg (600x600, 171K)

Ok well if you pay for the plane tickets I'll come get you from the airport

?

Poo brain

no

MAGGY XD
Yes you're the biggest faggot here

Attached: ChgJUgpW0AIq3Sx.jpg (600x488, 67K)

Dmitry

INDIA BTFO Xd

Yes
Hello mark

Attached: 1524758894687.gif (600x539, 399K)

write the news

Anastasia.

see you in 2 days

shut it
still wrong

Attached: 60639425_p0_master1200.jpg (600x600, 243K)

Mikhail?

гoмoceкcyaльный

In today's news everybody on Jow Forums is fake and gay!
The gets are shit and that's it.
ᵐᵃᵍᵍʸ ˣᴰ

Attached: 9d2d8513ab82f87f482061b4bdc2363d--simple-drawings-psychics.jpg (236x236, 16K)

no not even close
no but thats my father`s name
thats an adjective not a noun

Attached: 67713889_p0_master1200.jpg (521x600, 159K)

Daniil, Dmitry, Kirill, Andrey, and Egor.

all wrong

Wiktor

Nikita, Alexey, Matvey, Ilya, Timofey, Roman, Fedor, Yaroslav, Vladimir, Sergey.

Pussy faggot bitch?

Alright great. Let me know when you land

no
this

Nope :^)
wrong again and im not gonna reveal it anyways :^)

Attached: 66355755_p0_master1200.jpg (600x525, 200K)

R-rude!

Attached: faggot.png (640x358, 185K)

Yes

Sasha?

Alexander
He's right?

no

Гeй

which state are you in

Attached: boku.png (500x281, 158K)

Attached: 1476496490588.png (382x417, 325K)

Obviously

Wowowewowowewowowewoewoeoweowoereoweewoeoweoweoweowoeowooeemnwdfoiewnvfurewpiu;rei bpsizuvnraw98uvnb4809grf8702

Attached: yaranaika-high-impact-sexual-violnce_fb_2632773.jpg (300x300, 14K)

no and hes not right
no u
?

Attached: 1264531887557.jpg (680x510, 43K)

y

MA*GgY

Attached: All+i+see+is+spider+eggs+giant+spider+eggs+_9c02fa98e17f6a880aa114b4d8df6670.jpg (1060x944, 345K)

CALIFAG

so I know when to tell you to go to bed

oof

Attached: 1525539327065.png (434x531, 198K)

Attached: aaaaa.jpg (297x126, 12K)

I fucking new it

Attached: I+wonder+how+oneyng+would+react+if+he+saw+this+_4e8a93651cc1238a5fedd006a0929ab2.png (294x364, 19K)

I'm not going to bed

OMG WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH COCK?

go to bed or I'll throw you off the golden gate bridge

>cute boi will never hug and kiss you in the bed
who am i quoting?

Ask your mum lmaoo

new thread rule: no ivans

Attached: 1521856204339.gif (444x444, 585K)

NO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dumb tranny
good thing im not ivan then

Attached: 1525728829035.jpg (640x480, 283K)

try it faggit

dumb skelly

Shut your whore mouth

This.