>not a virgin(unless she is a widow)
>older than 27
>uses contraceptive drugs/device
>uses recreational drugs(especially alcohol)
>raised by single mother
>shorter than 5'5"/165cm(unless she is Oriental)
>fat
>went to government school
>went to university
>likes hiphop/rap "music"
>has dark skin
>has tattoos
>wears immodest clothing
>has piercings/body modifications(ears are permissible)
>has dyed hair(may be permissible if she uses natural means to dye)
>has short hair(shorter than 8in/20cm)
>has dreadlocks
>wears makeup
>has painted fingernails/toenails
>wears high heels
>eats fast food
>eats junk food
>eats out more than a couple times a year maximum(preferable if she avoids the practice entirely)
>drinks soda
>is a militant gaytheist
>curses excessively
>uses Jow Forums
>has BPD
>speaks in ebonics/slang/bastardized English
>shaves/waxes/laser hair removal
>watches television
>has a Netflix account
>addicted to social media
I have red flags for males as well, but nobody seems interested in that.
RED FLAGS FOR FEMALE HUMANS
more red flags
>has a vagina
>has breasts
>has ovaries
>doesn't have a penis
Cringe but expected reply.
Golly gee, user! When are you taking girlfriend applications?
I'm always accepting gf applications if a femanon is interested.
You'll sure must be getting a lot of those, with standards like that.
>went to university
This is the only one I failed :'(
I was almost your soulmate
My standards are not very restrictive. Only a normalfag would think they are, and I'm not interested in normalfags.
I've explained this in the past, but if a woman were to be perfect aside from one or two of the minor red flags, then it would be like there being a red light when there are no cars around for miles, and I'd just ignore it and go.
Do you seriously think you are going to get a gf if you post this same shitty list every day?
I don't think my posting here will have any influence on my finding a gf, the times when I fantasized about getting a Jow Forums gf have passed and I've almost given up on love entirely.
The list is regularly changed and updated. I think it's a good list and could help younger posters avoid bad women. Red flag threads used to be one of my favorite Jow Forums format threads.
>I think it's a good list and could help younger posters avoid bad women
so you want to create more incels
Alright user, lets do some math, let's be generous and say there's 8 billion people on the planet.
Cut 50% for having dicks (the ratio is off, more like 48% atm due to the 1 child policy girlicide in china)
> 4 billion
About 66% of them are over 27
> 2.64 billion
Of the first three, alcohol is the most restrictive, about 87% of people drink
> 343 million
Combining the rest of the earlier factors will probably cut out 99.9%, public education is nearly unavoidabe
> ~35,000
dark skin, you probably live in north America or euope, so I'll be generous and only cut 20%, then another 80% for all the stupid bullshit
> 5600
Does girl things?? as I write this, I realize this is a bait post and I've wasted my time, oh well, lets finish it. We'll cut another 99% for fun
> idk
In the end, you'll be left with a tiny fraction, not even one person. You'll have to delve deep into some bumfuck forest and find some sub 60IQ inbred girl that her fundamentalist christian parents have locked in their basement. She probably wouldn't even date you then. I bet you don't even adhere to the whole list yourself.
>so you want to create more incels
Celibacy is preferable to degeneracy. That is why I'm a volcel.
>let's be generous and say there's 8 billion people on the planet.
I'd only consider dating an Oriental or European woman, so it's a lot less for potential mates. Then you'd have to cut that down to English speakers.
>About 66% of them are over 27
Eggs expire. It can't be helped.
>about 87% of people drink
Your list is shit. That's why you will die a virgin.
I was gonna reply to it all, but I really don't feel like it. Suffice it to say it doesn't matter how long the number you come up with is: I only need one(1) woman.
>Your list is shit.
I disagree and normalfags can cry all they want.
>That's why you will die a virgin.
I will conceivably die a virgin because no woman in my vicinity loves me or is capable of being loved by me.
You could add to the math: wants to be OP's gf: 0.001% of females.
You don't even have one(1) user, is what I'm trying to get at, some of your points are good, necessary, others outright retarded or ignorant. Regardless, it boils down to the chance of this person existing being astronomically low, and then them even considering you an even smaller number, much less finding them in the first place.
>others outright retarded or ignorant
Which and why?
>Regardless, it boils down to the chance of this person existing being astronomically low, and then them even considering you an even smaller number, much less finding them in the first place.
I'm quite aware. I don't think I ever indicated that I thought finding a good woman was a simple task.
>volcel
You wouldn't hit it if you tried OP
I've been offered premarital sex from loose women. I'm not interested in that kind of life. I'm ashamed to have even been in a situation where I'd had that opportunity.
What are the guy red flags?
It's a work in progress, but what I've got so far is
>Not a virgin(Unless he is a widower)
>older than 30
>uses recreational drugs(especially alcohol)
>raised by single mother
>shorter than 5'10"/178cm(Unless he is Oriental)
>fat
>went to government school
>went to universtity
>isn't self employed
>likes hiphop/rap "music
>has dark skin
>has tattoos
>wears immodest clothing or childish clothing
>has piercings/body modifications
>has dyed hair
>has obnoxiously long hair(over 20inches/50cm)(This may be permissible under special circumstances. Thinking about the long Chinese braid)
>has dreadlocks
>wears cologne
>bites his fingernails/toenails
>wears unscuffed work boots
>eats fast food
>eats junk food
>eats out more than a couple times a year maximum(preferable if he avoids the practice entirely, but I can see it being necessary for business)
>drinks soda
>is a militant gaytheist
>curses excessively
>speaks in ebonics/slang/bastardized English
>watches television
>watches sports
>addicted to video games
>donates to twitch thots
>plays Nintendo
>is ignorant of politics, or worse, claims disinterest
>watches porn
As a man, I construct this list of red flags for males from the perspective of evaluating a man courting my daughter or sister.
Well I fail on multiple fronts
>uni
>painted
>eaten fast food and junk food before
>eat out more than twice a year
>I do drink soda on rare occasion
>I do use Jow Forums
>I don't have a netflix account but I do use my dad's
O well
>>uni
Why?
>>painted
Why?
>>eaten fast food and junk food before
No one is perfect. But as an adult in 2019, there is no excuse for eating fast food or junk food.
>>eat out more than twice a year
Why?
>>I do drink soda on rare occasion
Why?
>>I do use Jow Forums
Why?
>>I don't have a netflix account but I do use my dad's
Why?
I'm glad you said
>from the perspective of evaluating a man courting my daughter or sister
Because I saw older than 30 and was confused
>>uni
To get to the career I wanted.
>>painted
I like the colors sometimes. Not often though.
>>eaten fast food and junk food before
It's not regular but I can't deny I've eaten it this year.
>>eat out more than twice a year
Sometimes my family wants to go out, or a friend wants a sit down dinner.
>>I do drink soda on rare occasion
I'm in the mood. I mostly drink water, but if I'm out, I might opt for a soda on occasion.
>>I do use Jow Forums
I don't know anymore. /co/ use to be fun to read. You're probably right, I should stop it.
>>I don't have a netflix account but I do use my dad's
Sometimes they have a show on there I want to watch.
more red flags
>having two X chromosomes
>To get to the career I wanted.
Why would you go for a career instead of motherhood? You'd have plenty of time to pursue a career after your kids are grown.
>/co/
I've lost interest desu
I wouldn't mind dialing back if necessary to be a mom. But seeing as I'm alone, I need to be able to support myself.
>I've lost interest desi
That's fair. Not the first time, and won't be the last. Thanks for talking at least.
holy shit the b8
Loser with unrealistic standards vs loser with no self esteem or self respect
A match made in heaven
>A match
I couldn't match someone that browses/browsed tumblr 2.0.