Post "that" guy

>Yep, I'd be as big and strong as you if i really wanted, but I'd rather drink alcohol everyday, go out, and eat junk food.
>Ya know.. all this fitness jazz aint for me

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Just smile.

>i just dont have time

>'I don't know why I'm fat, I only eat sub-1800 calories a day'

> take flatmate to gym
> performs like shit but I show him how to bench and take time with him
> complains constantly and stares at his phone full of discord trannies between sets
> 20 minutes later says he's clearly not cut out for this and "if he had good motor patterns then they would have developed already" despite being sedentary for 21 years of his life
> says he'll just go on the rowing machine
> tell him to fuck off if he doesn't want to be here

fucking faggot

>i dont know why im so skinny i eat so much
*actually only eats like 3 medium sized meals a day*

Or, and this was me:
>eats one 1,000+ calorie meal a day and a couple snacks

>Walk by skinny dude scrolling though his phone
>Do routine
>Dude still scrolling his phone

Everytime.

>that guy that trains arms 80% of the time
actually he's a friend of mine and his arms did actually grow but he lacks pretty much everything else.
He's also lowish bf% and with pump his arms look decent,without pump they look shitty.

you can do both dumdum

Sounds like you are just jealous.

yea but eating junk food doesn't get in the way, the rest is pretty valid, getting wasted makes me don't give a shit about eating

Damn dude, should I just not go on my phone? I write down my number of reps for every exercise after every set, so I’m only in my phone for like 15 seconds but is that shit still gay

Arms is the most important muscle aside from neck and abdomen.

>that guy who buys home gym equipment
>it sits dusty unused

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fucking exactly
these mongos either
A) dont workout because they think it's an all or nothing lifestyle of balls to the walls 8 hours a day lifting and nothing but chicken tits and tuna for food

or

B) literally do workout 8hrs a day, eat nothing but chicken tits and tuna and then realize it isn't sustainable so they burnout and give up.

There is a sustainable middle ground. It's called eat what you want but CICO and lift weights occasionally jeebus.

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>Arms is the most important muscle
Nope, it is the myocardium you stupid fuck

phone bad screen
no bad screen u bad human

pretend u dont use the technology literally everyone else uses daily so u can appear enlightened and present u fucking pleb

Why do people bring a phone to the gym again?

Have steroids fucked your brain so much than you can’t keep reps inside your head?

You don’t have a car and need an Uber to drive back home?

Do your need to message your mom If big gym guys are being meannies to you and don’t share the equipment with you or give you creepy looks?

Do you need your M O T I V A T I O N music blowing though your headsets because the gym music is ruining your gains? How gym workers dare put music you don’t like!?

This is me right now after having shoulder problems

Who gives a fuck what some nerd on the internet thinks about you being on your phone at the gym. I'm always picking music between sets

>that 30% bodyfat 1 year lifter who thinks it's time to cut and do a bodybuilding show

S P O T I F Y
M O T I V A T I O N A L
P L A Y L I S T
F A M

E S K D E E

I mean if it gets that fucker down in bf% and looking better who cares if they flop in a show?

motherfucking based. everybody worries so much, gotta relax

Why are you replying to yourself you little insecure fag?

What makes you think I replied to myself you little sperg? Not everyone on Jow Forums thinks you should never bring your phone to the gym

>women dont like muscular guys
>appearance doesnt matter
>y-you're probably dumb or compensating for a tiny dick
>personality is all that matters anyway

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Lmao I'm the replier, and literally the point of the comment was that we aren't insecure and don't care if people judge us for being on our phones

>Don’t even mention if he was wearing headphones or not.
>Spotyfags already going full damage control.
Seething retards.

this is me, apart from the going out and the junk food. i just drink

>that guy who always stares at me during my workouts
He is around 5'9" and kinda cute but i'm not gay so i don't care about his stupid looks

t.

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I mostly use pandora or jewtube, but whats your problem with spotify?

Name 5 reason that make wearing headphones on the gym acceptable.

lmao and you say the other guys are on damage control

No

>women dont like muscular guys
>meanwhile his gf finds reasons to touch my arms and shoulders all the time

Thanks for proving my point retards

>stop liking things I don’t like

Sure kid

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Name 5 reasons I should care for acceptance from anyone when I pay my own membership like everyone else

Idk what tf you mean by t but okay buddy

Me when college semester is over