Mire thread

Girls your age probably aren't looking for alpha flings, they are looking for beta providers.

Fuck sake, 3 days no fap. This is impossible if I go here.

What would be an appropriate thing to say to these girls to indicate I'm interested in them, particularly the one of the left?

i got my first mire at the gym yesterday
>working on arms
>dumbell curls, steadily deloading to failure
>asian guy and his girl at the cable machines across the gym
>girl comes over to work on db rows or somethin
>inbetween sets she keeps looking over at me
>trying to not acknowledge to keep my focus
>eventually make eye contact after one of my sets
>she smiles at me
>smile back
>she keeps looking over at me throughout my workout even with her man
i'm starting to make it

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>be me, 7 months lifting
>got some beginner gains
>volunteering at event and it's really hot in there
>take my shirt off while moving tables
>the air con finally starts working
>qt girl says "Ah what a shame" as I start to put my shirt back on

>made eye contact with a girl that walked past me and my friends at the theater, while she was with her date
small victory but ill take it. I dont look people in the eyes enough because im slightly autistic

im not even lynig i swear i cant make this up, when i take public transpo to and from work, women are making eye contact until i notice them and smile at me and then look away coyly, like stop IT IM AUTISTIC I CANT MOVE TO U

"You can't smile at me like that and expect me not to come and talk to you"

Girl told me i smell too good and want me to make her baby she heard somewhere that's sigh of good baby genes like its was my destiny to impregnate her.

cray stuff

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hey thats pretty good

I get some mires when I go out.

The best girl mire I got was last carnival, when I dressed up as Neo from the matrix (gf went as Trinity). Black wifebeater with the overcoat, black pants and boots, dark glasses, the whole shenanigans.
When I was leaving me and the gf started dancing in a group of friends and I was hot, so I removed my coat.

Suddenly a fucking hot girl (9+/10) which seemed some 2 or 3 years yournger than me (I'm 27) and her moderately hot friend (7/10) came at me, calling me (in my home language) somethin along the lines of hot stuff.
I don't care about thots and the gf was there so I ignored her (she started pouting then left), but if I was single I would have demolished that hottie, goddamn.
She was dressed as some sexy army girl or something.

The best mire (even better than the girl) was on the same night, when a kid called his dad and pointed at me and shouted
>dad, dad, it's neo
Like a retard I simulated Neo escaping the bullets just like in the first film. He was amazed and I left with a big smile. Didn't know little kids knew about Matrix, guess the dad was a bro

Girl stared at me at the busstopp

>like a retard i simulator Neo escaping the bullets
Fucking based, you made that kids day

I espCially love the 2nd mire. Very wholesome.

A girl I ride bikes with drunkenly confessed that she always likes to be on top during sex but because of my recent gains she wants me to get on top of her and pin her legs back to her ears. She’s 6/10 but enthusiastic.

Do it faGgot. This might be your next shot. Make it count

based strokeposter

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>Be on public transport
>im staring right at the scenery pass by through the door so that i dont have to make contact with the people im riding with
>door opens and in comes a 15-16 year old qt in a dress
>too young but cute
>acidentally make eye contact for 2 seconds
>she sits right in front of me
>keeps looking up at me and looking away as i try my hardest to avoid making eye contact with jailbait

this has happened before with high school age girls idk man i feel like me being 22 its just too young. Also 15 is acceptable here.

>be working at uncles restaurant
>some boomer lady tells my uncle he has a good looking nephew

>be walking to school
>some chick in a restaurant is staring at me
>like just staring not even blinking like shes trying to get into my head or some shit
>smile and look away
>look again
>shes still looking
>walk away

>go to club with cousin
>she keeps trying to catch my eyes
>not a cousin fucker so ignore her
>but shes cute

I would just assume they are laughing at me.

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>be me
>doing squats at machine
>femanon wants to use it too
>"could you help me to take down the big ones"
>sure no biggie
>she does vanilla weight squats
>"I wish I could have big quads too"
>not sure what to say
>"keep going, you will get em!"
>wife watched the whole thing
>whowasthat.exe
>"a femanon who wanted to use the machine"
>gets a surprisingly good blowjob at home
>2 days later I finally get it

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Don’t know if this is a mire but recently I was walking around my neighborhood. I was dressed in all black boots and everything after doing some manual labor. A little girl was further down the sidewalk and started crying and shrieking in fear as I stepped closer. I quickly got the fuck out of there because it was a bad look for me. But I’m not ugly people have told me I have a handsome face. So does this count as an intimidation mire or what?

I've had many old ladies and men compliment my hair

Shut your fucking face, cousin-fucker

I need names

and then what

Then you rape them

Are you an archeologist?

Will I get mires if I do a presentation (for school in front of the class) with a bulge that I pretend not to notice?

The best I've gotten is "you don't look as skinny anymore". I'll make it some day.

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I got a girl biting her lip and eyefucking me on the bus. To be fair though, it’s EZmode because I had that post-Tuc pump.

>going to concert with my bro
>hes 6’1 im 5’10
>throw on a bball jersey
>he tells me about how this one girl he knows is having a pregame in a hotel
>go to their room
>literally 10 girls dressed like skanks being loud and drunk
>one of the girls points at me
>”oh so youre the hot friend”
>pay no mind
>pick up ciroc bottle and pound a couple shots
>girl comes and asks me to my face “are you the hot friend”
>reply “i guess so” and turn back around
>hear her say “i think im gonna kiss the hot friend”
>she grabs me and starts making out with me in front of everybody
>my buddy being the only other dude theres just standing there
>lanklets BTFO
>as we leave another girl asks me to help her walk
>throw her to my friend cause i felt bad
>end up ditching those girls cause girls+drinking= annoying af

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Reminder that mires dont count unless it's from a girl you smashed or will smash

I made a thicctina cheat on her boyfriend after I went out with her and she couldn't stop grabbing my arms
>I say I only do yoga as a joke
>no one gets a body like that doing yoga
>smash twice feeling me up nonstop

Feels good to go from incel to chad

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>finish work out, bicep vain poppin
>shopping for groceries
>bump into friend of mine
>he's there with a few mates of his, including a girl
>sees my vain and goes like 'wow man you just finished working out?' And touches it
>catch the girl mirin

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Cope post of a timid timmy beta who didn't smash

Surprisingly non-autistic for this website. Might use some time

Vein* ffs

I wanna suck the air out of her asshole

Lanklet detected

Do you actually do yoga at all?

Not bad

Post body or larp

>youtube.com/watch?v=3p8EBPVZ2Iw
Been doing this for 3 weeks at home since i want to get that beach body
Qts at the gym started to mire, some of them even came up and started talking to me
Also that workout is getting a bit too easy at this point, does anyone have a better one for abs?

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I mire men because secretly Im planning on sexually assaulting them in the showers
They let me close because im bigger and when big admire smaller physique they feel good and accomplished little do they lnow they are the fish and my compliment is the lure and my penis is the worm chased by a tequila bottle strike to the head no one speaks out because embarassment only walking like puppy with tail between legs until they switch gyms i am a hunter killer rapist of men and I cannot be stopped only grow more powerful if you see me you will know pain
Here come the pain
Here come the pain
No place like pain
No pain like home
365 days a year i continue my strikeforce academy of SODOMY
will I be caught one day yes but it only transfers my acts of violence into the cage
You can cage an animal
But you can never cage the rape
Men in prisonn will experience true SODOMY and they cannot excape into the farscape they will know true pain for the rest of their days become good boys to get probabtion and set free to become good boys but if you bad boy you will come back to me
Lord Sodom

based quad sniffer poster

what gym?
asking for a friend, haha

Shy girl at church came up to me after service and just started interrogating me about my life, and I couldn't believe this, but seriously twisting her arms together Minnie mouse style. The whole time I'm taking down audio equipment and i realize my sleeves are riding up my arms and she's staring.
Felt really good, definitely the heaviest mire I've had since lifting.

>But you can never cage the rape
fucking keked

based neo

I had an older woman I was serving repeatedly tell me how handsome I am while her husband just looked down at the menu

They're interested just too autistic to come over to you. Milfs have less options and so are more blatant.

Does anyone notice more mires when they are sleep deprived? It seems I catch more mires when I haven't slept much the night before. Not sure if its hormonal or what but its very strange.

Probably because you look like a zombie

Every 23yo thot around me is looking/with a twink 29+ betabux dude which they milk through trips, food, gifts and shiet.
I will mostly get on with 18-19yo and 30+.
Dark is our future indeed.

all the pictures of mens fit bodies turn you on huh faggot

>all those guys who post eye contact as miring
If thats true than the girl i have a crush on in my classes actually likes me because eye contact is so often but oh well im just insanely autistic so i cant talk to her

If you laugh at yourself too then they are laughing with you :)

If that were the case then men would look at me more as well. I should also add that the mires are more blatant and intense they are usually very subtle. Even had an old lady from her porch call me handsome as I walked by after doing an all nighter

dutch user?

Damn that's a great ass on the left, too bad she looks like a sandnigger

>get job as barback at gay bar
>patrons often ask the bartender things along the line of:
"who is your altar boy back there?"
"how much for him?"
"when does he get off work?"

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They'd fuck a toaster

The majority of mires have been from women over the age of 50. Not exactly what I was aiming for, but it's still nice.

hmmmm let me think

no

>implying sandniggers aren't often the thiccest, prettiest women out there
bro, go to the middle east (the non shithole parts: saudi, UAE etc), the native arabs are ridiculously good looking when not covered in bin bags

>today testing my max on bench
>bench 415
>get up and see everyone miring me

Feels good man, mires like this keep my alive.

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damn, bro. natty?

>I made a thicctina cheat on her boyfriend after I went out with her and she couldn't stop grabbing my arms
You're a faggot

Get what?

Yes, from the same 70 year old sexual pest granny that's been miring me at work for the last year. Now FUCK OFF

Post body

Milfs and (legal) teenagers are both good. Go for it.

girls at my high school looked like this

>every 23yo thot is looking for a beta provider
Holy shit that’s so true. The only 2 hot girls at my job are both 23 and already married to some 30 year olds. They melt and stutter every time I talk to them, but another guy their age make 35k a year isn’t relationship material.

Saturday a stranger touched my arm

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You're the one who fucked his cousin, cousin fucker

He got a better blowie cause she had seen that other females mire him. Ensuring to be his only hole

why must you perpetuate pain like this

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fucking smash her you retard.

She senses you're a bad boy and wants to save you from evil and husband you.

Was she hot?

This is an excellent banter, but not a very good opener

The wife got jelly numbnuts

>twisting her arms together Minnie mouse style
what did he mean by this
google search inconclusive

Yeah some hs girl at the gym was looking so I hit that up. She’s tight like a drum. Don’t even know her age but she gets picked up by her mom LOL! Them young girls be easy. My hairline is also receding. She don’t care about that only the size of my cock. First time I didn’t even get inside her before I bust, she was so sexy down there all young perky round tits smooth belly, naturally shaven pussy. I felt like a fag but she didn’t care. Only giggled in the snowy deluge of my jizz

I think some girl was looking at me on the subway. I'm taking it.

>im staring right at the scenery pass by through the door so that i dont have to make contact with the people im riding with
This is me every single day when I go to work.

How should one actually take chance of situations like these? Even if there is a girl infront of me I feel awkward looking at her direction for any longer period of time, but I can see her throwing glances at me just like I am at her every few seconds.
Should I just smile at strangers and wait for their response or what?

Best one yet
>go to beach at normal weekend with friends
>really small town so everybody just goes to the citadel to chill at night
>one of friends is gay and a major wingman
>be chilling there, drunk asf
>gay friend tries to get 7/10 niggress to fat "friend"
>I say friend because he just rolls with us now and then
>never brings money too
>she comes into our circle and compliments everybody
>time to greet me
>she stops by my side instead
>she has a cup with some shitty guarana liquor
>she dares me jokingly to finish It with her
>I say that she can do it by herself
>she chugs every drop of it and stares at me
>I cheer for her with an awkward smile
>comes closer
>says "you're so handsome aren't you?"
>feeling cocky
>just say "yes"
>she says "wow you don't even deny It"
>starts leaning against me while standing up
>gets tired and sits by my side
>not really looking at her direction
>starts caressing me
>I just turn around and she instantly grabs my head and start making out
>asks me to sleep with her later because her house is close
>hear fat fuck mumbling something along the lines of "fuck it then"
>go there by the end of the night
>smash
>rides me like there's nothing better
>I fall asleep, deeply satisfied

if you can count the mires you get on a daily or weekly basis, you're probably not that good looking.

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I can count the mires I got in my entire life.

he probably means putting her hands together over her crotch, squeezing her tits together with her upper arms.