when was the last time you had sex?
...you have had sex, right?
when was the last time you had sex?
...you have had sex, right?
I think it was around... Your age + 9 months?
I think the longest period without sex was like 2 weeks for me from age 16 to 28. A few long term things and some flings, maybe line 30 partners. 2 years ago i had sex with two chicks within a few days and the
moved to another country. The cold streaks lasts. I'm not the best or worst looking guy and short as well but i guess i'm kinda charming and intelligent - these traits don't translate as well to a second language and while travelling theres always loads of jocks looking to get their rocks off and stacies go for those types.
In my dream once, but my pp was too small to even reach.
4 years ago when i was 16
Like two years ago I think.
Yesterday
Girlfriend is on her way home from work so probably not much longer to wait
*date of birth minus 9 months
Few months ago with 2 different prostitutes on the same day.
whose this guy?
meryll the hedgehog
Last night, with a friend (female)
You know that answer. Why do you even ask? Its always going to be never.
I hate myself more everyday knowing that I'll never be close to someone like that. I envy everyone who gets to experience intimacy with someone.
Bout a month back or something. Hbu op?
5 original minutes ago
Nah bruh sex is gay fuck that shit tbqh
Yesterday.
My wife was being a cunt about my hurt shoulder, so I dragged her into the bedroom and started face fucking her. Every time I'd let her up for air, she'd give me an arrogant grin, I'd slap her in the face and push her head back down.
About 10 minutes of that, then I flipper her over, physically, into doggy and began beating her ass with a ridding crop that she bought me for our first anniversary. Started plowing her and would intermittently pull out and whip her 40 times then plow back in to a much wetter pussy. I cam in her after, like, 15 minutes and she said, "Thank you, Daddy," as she does every time that I creampie her.
After that, I applied lotion to the area to keep her ass from getting too dry and she gave me head as thanks.
Her beautiful, fat ass now has some great bruises on it too.
DON'T YOU DARE USE MERYLL FOR THIS NORMIE BAIT!
why do we allow this to happen?
June 16, 2018 original
When the word "last" is used, all positive counts of time become negated. Your math would not result in the "I'm your father" joke that was implied. You are wrong.
im s-sorry user, I didnt know!
This meryll thing is dumb. we already have a character for this. this is just unoriginal tryhards being "rebellious"....
who are you? the meme police?
still a virgin
>you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
no its niggerhog
Two weekends ago with a bar thot and I unironically got chlamydia.
Just fuck hookers my bois. They are cleaner than bar thots.
in previous life probably
t. 26 khv
22 khv lesbot
it is what it is
It's been 7 years
Wtf is that thing? Some kind of hedgehog?
he is meryll, he is cute!
Maybe 4 or 5 years ago.
idk the years blend into each other
Just lost it a week and a half ago at 23. Had sex with a 20yo guy that fucked my bp but it hurt too bad to go for too long so he didn't finish in me.
2 days ago. 10th girl ive fucked since september
God I wish I were straight.
not based gay
kinda looks like yonro from crayon shin chan
Like 7 months ago BECAUSE, FEMBOTS, NEVER DATE ROBOTS. THEIR SEX DRIVE IS ONLY THERE FOR A YEAR OR LESS AND THEN THEY GO BACK TO 2D. DOESN'T MATTER IF UR WEARING THE SEXIEST LINGERIE AND TEASING HIM AND BEGGING TO SUCK HIS COCK. FUCK YOU ALL AAAAAAA
10 months ago. Save meee.