Bank account is dowm to double digits
Bank account is dowm to double digits
>bank account is down to negative digits
>don't even have a bank account for the past decade
>bank account is down to a septillion digits
>bank account in the negative and growing because of monthly fees
>NEET for 10 years so no point in logging in
>decide to check it few months ago from sheer curiosity
>they reset it to 0.00 and removed maintenance fees
Hm. They probably thought I died. Which is not that far from the truth.
Try to get dubs on your bank account
>Buy a candy bar with debit card
>oops my account was 12 cents short
>"oy vey we'll let you go into the negative as a favor goy, but you gotta pay us a 200 dollar overdraft fee"
WHY IS THIS A THING
WHY WOULDN'T THEY JUST DENY MY TRANSACTION AT THE REGISTER
Anyway I ended up canceling my direct deposit and never used my bank account again, fucking Jewish tricks
I thought mine was fine for another few months of NEETdom but I forgot to pay my electricity bill for a few months and now I have nothing left. I'm not looking forward to the wagecuck life.
>bank account is down to quintuple digits
single digits here suckah. Step up nigga
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP LADS
I DONT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO TAKE THE BUS TO WORK SO I HAVE TO WALK THROUGH THE SNOW
>bank account is down to $3000 after I pay off my $7500 credit card debt
Sweating intensifies indeed, friendo.
Are you trying to summon the payday autist OP?
>have never ever been in overdraft
>laugh at dumb normies getting BTFO for being poor with finances
>me
>text alert from bank
>"consider adding more funds"
haha this always gets me giggling
neetbucks only go so far and alcohol is expensive
being in the double digits is a good day for me
saem here my fampai
You have to agree to overdrafts.
a little over 2000. I'm quitting my job in a couple of weeks.
don't know what I'm gonna do this year, all I know is that right now I need a month long vacation.
>works and only has 81 cents
Its not hard to live off cheap food and water and just work a lot, you would have to be trying to blow through that money.
Not time yet lad, two more days before he arises from his wage fortress
>Use to always have over $1000 in account even after paying bills and buying whatever I wanted
>Company shuts down, lose job
>Can't find a decent one anymore, decide to go freelance, have 1 steady regular client luckily
>It's a good month when I have at least $10 left after paying bills
Sometimes I treat myself to a $1 menu item when that happens
>$7500 credit card debt
I'll be there pretty soon. Unemployed fag, only about 6k left in savings. 1500 rent. I've been paying the rent out of my savings and letting everything else go to the card, past 2 months just made minimum payments on it. Probably up to 4k by now (bills, food, and medical stuff on it, too.) When my money gets low enough I'll put my rent on the card, too. The hole digging will accelerate.
I have a 10k limit last time I checked, might be 12k or 14k by now actually.
I used to never have less than 5k in savings. At my lowest I had 3500. That's after multiple long bouts of unemployment...
If I got to that point I'd start sucking dicks for money unironically.
I'd just go back to my parents' place at that point. fuck giving everything you've earned to the rent jew.
my parents live in an economically depressed nojobs poverty area that needs 2 hours of driving at best just to escape. They're abusive drug addict shitheads anyway.
Great that you have a mommy and daddy who will pay for all your shit. Check your "not a broken family" privilege, jackass.
>tfw poor but have good credit
checked, sorry user.
consider your options though. you'll be homeless in a few months. can't you just lock yourself in your room and ignore your parents?
>can't you just lock yourself in your room and ignore your parents?
HAHAHAHAH. You don't know how it works, huh? Anyway even if I did that, fact remains there's no jobs in that area. I'd be fucked for life if I moved back.
And my lease is up in a few months and I can switch to cheaper housing that even a part time job could afford. Also not expecting to be unemployed that long. Thought I'd have a job already, was a cinch for this one and they practically fellated me in the interview, but then they passed for someone with more experience or some dumb shit.
Anyway kids, don't take on a lease if you can help it. Doing month to month for a shithole poverty shack is superior.