/britfeel/

Gunna head to sainsburys and get some Ben and Jerrys Icecream, second tub in a week. I cant be stopped.

Stop eating fag icecream fatty.

Sort yourself out fatarse

Waiting for the inevitable news report of a 53-year-old from High Wycombe driving his car at 100 mph through a crowd of pedestrians, getting out and stabbing everyone in sight before finally being taken out by a police sniper

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True, but while I was in Japan one or two OLs were taller than me.
Surely they want the guys around 6', no?

is heaven american? hope so for our boi, I do wish for his happiness

i'm surprised he's not a known local figure at this point.

This doesn't look good, Saku

Surely they want the guys around 6', no?
Yeah they probably do lad, hard luck

Tim has started including his postcode in the Twitter routine

He doesn't seem to get out in High Wycombe much, all he seems to do is walk out onto Amersham Hill and talk about the escape sign
I think he uploaded a video a few days ago where he walked down to the train station though

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I have asked 6 people I know from High Wycombe about Tim and none of them know about him.

>sat in a v class
>6 fellow wagies in the car with me
>Go to play Tim's video in the op
>Volume is on loud
>Everyone hears Tim's ranting for about 6 seconds
>What's that user
>"Oh just some guy on YouTube haha"

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bloody ell lads, turn on the news quick!
some nutter in high vis is shooting up a weatherspoons whilst shouting some nonsense about 'lizzies' and 'pippa doing a poo'

youtube.com/watch?v=G774MRiKIcc

katie pipe is so fucking hot lads

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Literally including his exact flat number and postcode now

mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1095707164881178632

Tried on a dress today. Have to admit that it felt right. I've been confused about my gender for a while now but I think I know the way to go.

Booked an appointment at a gender reassignment clinic to talk about a sex change.

Turn on the news lads, some nutter's driven into a crowd of pedestrians in High Wycombe town centre and is now going around stabbing people!

Anyone here done a Workaway?

I remember reading about one an user did awhile back. My life isn't really going anywhere atm so was thinking about giving it a crack.

fucking love noncing kids phworr

YER A FOOKIN ANIMAL YA DISGUSTIN FOOKIN NONCE

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Remember when Poleaboo sent Tim (and yes it was him) a photo of himself

The worst thing about this post is that although there is a 97% chance this is a low effort wind up, by virtue of the fact you are a britfeeler there is a solid 3% chance it's genuine

Just finished You. Was pretty good. Some lad earlier said he started to sympathise with the main character towards the end. What the fuck lad?

Anyways time to watch that Russian Doll show someone in the thread recommended

Nonce detected. Deploying decoys to your area mate.

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What will your girl name be? I reckon you would pick a belter

Years ago I used to post on a forum that was about keeping track of internet weirdos like Chris-chan etc, and one thing we noticed is that 99% of them became trans eventually. It was like all roads lead to trannydom. Poleaboo validated this theory.

Gordonia

FUCKING GET THE BROWN BASTARD

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That was me lad, only watched the first three or so episodes but the dialogue is funny and I think it has potential. Got caught up watching Mayans MC now. But only got 4 episodes of that left

Just lost all respect for you lad

Kiwi farms? What was your user name?

>Years ago I used to post on a forum that was about keeping track of internet weirdos like Chris-chan etc

And now you're on britfeel, kek

How do I learn to crossword?

Nah not those autists. I posted on /cow/, it's on 8 chan now but when I posted they had their own site.

Poleaboo will never embark on his journalism career and expose the Pakis.

its about time for a cuppa tea and some ginger biscuits tbqhwy lads

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Aye I saw it was 100% on RT and saw a post on Instagram by some publication that it's Netflix's best original yet, so I have high hopes

I have a question about normalfags.
How come they get annoyed if you don't talk to them first? You can go your entire life working next to a normalfag and they won't say jack shit to you and then they get butthurt that YOU'RE not talking to THEM, even though they never initiate a conversation.
What's that all about?

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I don't even know what's real or not anymore

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Just about to try to wire a German plug for the first time lads. Let's see if I die.

Mfw im barbie tehehe

Installing "Ni no Kuni"

Where are you on the spectrum?

>gender is my identity
imagine being so devoid of personality that you actually identify as a gender.

you know the majority of racist hate attacks in the uk are on white people right, that's even according to the official statistics, the real statistics are probably even worse.

ginger biccies are a bit too spicy for my liking pal, prefer me a hob nob or a penguin which I bite at both ends then use as a straw till it's all soft and warm then I eat that badboy

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Unironically calling the police right now

i've got a black coffee, some chocolate biscuits and i'm watching la ink

Whats your blowjob technique then?

A-Z 10p coins to look out for
F - Fish and Chips - 52 - Scarce
H - Houses of Parliament - 15 - Less Common
J - Jubilee - 47 - Scarce
K - King Arthur - 88 - Very Scarce
L - Loch Ness Monster - 88 - Very Scarce
M - Mackintosh - 38 - Scarce
N - NHS - 42 - Scarce
O - Oak - 25 - Less Common
P - Postbox - 37 - Scarce
R - Robin - 47 - Scarce
S - Stonehenge - 100 - Very Scarce
Y - Yeoman Warder - 59 - Scarce
Z - Zebra Crossing - 39 - Scarce

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Sent a message to Predator Exposure. Hope they find you you sick fuck

mermaids is a terrorist orginisation that mutilates children

Anyone who's gone through SSRI withdrawal care to give me some tips on how not to become insane?

Just scranned a big bowl of lentil and ham soup with a crusty baguette, and a tub of mMMmousse, might have some wine gums

feel similarly about ginger biscuits. did had some posh ones that were milder.

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I have no idea lad but I remember once getting shit for it from one of them
Maybe they just assume everybody wants to talk and don't know how to handle somebody who doesn't, maybe they think they shouldn't have to initiate
Who fucking knows with those cocksuckers

Jus scranned a sosij roll and a big bowl of super noodles phwoor

propa brittish grub, not lyke enny ov dat forren muk

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7 of us talking about some guy in the news that was killed and we are in unanimous agreement that he deserved it

got meself a job interview lads

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>ginger biscuits are too spicy

how does it feel to be a palatelet?

>watching a Japanese streamer I've known for years
>her laugh is still as cute as ever
I wish I had a gf with a laugh as cute as hers

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> propa brittish grub
The origin of noodles is Chinese, and the earliest written record of noodles is found in a book dated to the Eastern Han period 25-220. Noodles were often made from wheat dough. It became a staple food for the people of the Han dynasty 206 BCE - 220 CE.
The wrapping of meat or other foodstuffs into dough can be traced back to the Classical Greek or Roman eras. However sausage rolls in the modern sense of meat surrounded by rolled pastry, appear to have been conceived at the beginning of the 19th century in France.

ah they are lovely dunked in tea though. i do like a hob nob or even the plain digestive. its nice to rotate the biscuits every now and then.

Nice going lod. What job role?

u kan just FOOK OFF u smartarse fookin WANKA

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Super noodles ar' made by Bachelors in Queens country, you a nonce or summin?

you can stay a bachelor eating your bachelor's

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youtu.be/eprK_TiD7VQ

french sausage rolls are different

Any more old chinese knowledge you got for us lad? well interesting country, I like to imagine ancient china was a magical country.

I literally can't go a day without wanking

people only hate on vegans because they know it's a morally superior choice and makes them feel like bad people

t. not even vegan

How is anyone meant to take police women seriously

Nah i dont hate vegans, couldnt give much of a fuck about other peoples dietary choices, just hate people that act high and mighty and shout about being vegan. I also hate gym lads that act like that too.

Live with an absolute cunt of a housemate
>Loudly pisses and burps
>Use to talk to us but as soon as we said we didn't like something he did he stopped
>Turns off the aircon that is included in our rent during hot Australian summers
>Tonight he turned it off at the fucking powerpoint
>He doesn't wash shit up
>Is loud in his room
>Is creepy to a female housemate
Fucking hell lads at least I'm moving soon

Kek what are you doing here oz lad?

Batter him lad, don't be a soft twat

Super noodles ain't what they used to be, lads. Have they gone 'ealthy or summat? Used to have a stronger flavour.

I can relate user. It doesn't even feel that good anymore, It has sorta became part of a routine

I like to hang out here because I can talk to lads just about anything in general, rather than the usual thread specific autism of Jow Forums
I spoke to reception and they said he's the owner of my apartment so they can't move him out.

Sv3rige looks a lot healthier than any vegan, morality is cool but doesn't make you healthy

You're dying and your taste buds don't work anymore

most vegans i've met look normal. but i am also of the opinion that some animal products are preferable to none.

can't wait for lab grown meat to be economically viable.

Something I've learned from watching all these Netflix Originals is that spontaneous sex is apparently a common occurrence

No, they used to be better. These fucking new nonce noodles just ain't the same.

>Cola is from Shrewsbury

shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2019/02/13/jailed-drug-gang-leader-caught-during-shrewsbury-murder-investigation/

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how is a paki called james humphries?

Updated coinautism.py script
>pastebin.com/mzE7w40F
Should run all the way through without crashing
Output should be
>pastebin.com/Hk3wBnmC

Looks more Mexican to me, probably a fake name a cartel gave him

Absolutely no one gives a fuck