Is tinder premium worth it now that i am semi Jow Forums and get matches?
Is tinder premium worth it now that i am semi Jow Forums and get matches?
it wont matter if you cant close a deal
Are you better looking than most guys? If so go for it. I'm a 4 so online shit is pointless, my only shot is in real life.
How’s your face
You won't need Premium if you can get matches
Imagine kicking her right in the poon haha
Im a khv autist sperglord. 99% it goes nowhere.
Imagine diving in there and getting a good wiff
>”do I have permission to go look for pussy?” Asked the fat larping virgin
god i wish there was more of her..
Try different apps like OKCupid or Bumble
Spreading your risk like that increases your odds to about the same as purchasing a premium service from one of these apps
POF has worked out for me. Lots of single mom sluts. Never triied Bumble though
I've never found success like this but I always meme on whomever I match with
Also my number has been shadowbanned on Tinder for my multiple catfish accounts
Probably smells like fish
not that user but have you ever tried OKC? I havn't tried POF but I'm thinking about it. how do they compare?
dating apps are fucking brutal on my mental health but I'm also horny.
Everything has turned into tinder.
What happened to the fun tinder threads
Bumble is trash 2bh, tiny userbase and automatic unmatches if she doesnt start a convo quick enough.
Just stick with tinder lads
I remember doing tinder, like, 6 years ago.
I was serious about trying to get sex for the first month or so, but then it became obvious that sluts who responded just wanted sex, so I stopped trying to have sex and just played it for laughs while talking to strangers (if it leads to sex, fun).
Don’t forget all the trannies
I have about a dozen of tinder texts from years ago, if you like.
Spot the incels, okcupid is just for furries and anime fat chicks. Way to go exposing yourself fucking retards hahahhahaha
She holdin them titties up
I would've continued with the CEIA references until she blocked me
haha gotem
based
haha me after hovering behind the girl doing donkey kicks on the stair climber
As a 30+ year old man now, even back when I was making these matches, most of the girls didn't even know what references I was making.
But yeah, I basically did do that.
just b urself
Are you proud of pulling that goblina?
I'd be proud of pulling anything at this point
nice work
Based and desperatepilled
no if theyre ugly i give them a wrong address and tell them to “just come on in”
the hot ones i give the correct address to
Real talk, you're really good looking right? What are we talking here, 7? 8?
dnt even try thats the key anons
i thought dogs smell asses why is this cat doing it?
i have body dysmorphia and see myself as a 2-3 i look like my face melted and i hardly lift and dont have any muscle-pics on my profile so i dunno prolly
post body + face please
no lmao
So you're confident? Pretty much confirms women like confidence
Exactly. It's clear if you're on Tinder, "effort" is not what you have in mind.
you tell me if these posts look like a confident man’s posts
also wtf retard obviously women like a confident man use your brain holy shit
>paying to get laid
ok larper
Anyone got the album of this chick/the one on the couch with puffy pussy lips? Thanks
Yeah but, it's all that matters, people on here are unconfident retards with jacked bodies that don't know why women don't like them
what you think im larping as an ugly person?
pusy
How do I take a good selfie? I have good pics of me but they're old, I need recent ones and my friends dont take photos so I have to do it myself.
Selfies are cringe as fuck dude, unless you're a 9/10, get your friends to take pics of you bro seriously, and make sure you're holding a dog
Degeneracy is never worth it
Lads?
Most anmal smell asses. Also that thing the cat is doing by opening his mouth is just getting an even better whiff, they open their mouth to get more air in and "taste" the air as well as smell it. When you see a cat doing that they're trying really hard to recognise a scent.
Don't you watch south park? Cat is cheesing its face off.
youre making it brother
Step 1. Take literally 100 pictures of yourself in different lighting/angles
Step 2. Select the best 5 and post them in your profile
that's how you take a selfie
>tinder
Expect to only find fat fucks who think they're hot shit because 200kg is considered "curvy"
I got banned from Tinder...
Also i haven't had sex in 8 months . Feels bad man
Bros I went on a date with a girl this friday (my first ever date) and it went pretty well, she texted me after and we agreed to meet up again this thurs. I'm kinda confused tho cuz she kinda sucks at texting, it takes her a while to respond each time. Usually this means theyre not into you, which is fine, but its kinda weird that she'd wanna go on a 2nd date but not interested in texting
no, is not worth it, you are not paying for matches you retard, if you can't match for free you will not match throwing money at it
Got 3 matches, paid premium. They were from another fucking country.
Sent them a message. No reply. Premium ran out and I still get a monthly message asking if I want to renew.
hehah
>anime fat chicks.
time to install okcupid hnnnngggg
Them chicken hands
>Elle
holy fuck that described me perfectly, wtf
how did you get banned?
Hnnnnnggg
I think it was because i had " As i walk through the valley of darkness i shall fear no THOT" in the bio
Holy shit people can go that long without having sex? I usually will get so horny that I will fuck a fat chick after a month.
None. All 3 are losers who should be left behind by society and forgotten. Judging by the descriptions, none can take care of themselves anyway, so just leave them and they should be dead in 48 hours. Problem solved
that's not the reason, user. tell us the truth what you did
Haha ikr bro, how can these VIRGIINS go so long holy shit
>giving these girls your time
>giving these girls your attention
>giving these girls your dick
have a little self respect
WHOM
Yes, buy my snapchat premium.
@queenjoellee on twitter for verification.
Not that user, but my usual opening line is "rough sex and pizza?" And apparently some grills didn't like my forwardness
So I made a new account and I'm still doing it
>thot with minimal ass wants us to pay for her premium snap
Lmaoing at u rn
fuck off whore
Cute, Venmo?
poonpilled
keep working hard for those muscles big boys. I
Im sure you can find a girl to look past your ugly personality
Paypal/Circle/Amazon UK giftcard
You should always subscribe because they're going to reward paid users and punish free users.
*CLAP*same*CLAP*fag*CLAP*
Yes. But I'd honestly consider The League if you're looking for quality women and gf material
are you dumb?
Yikes, projecting much sweaty?
No, tinder premium is just a money-making scheme used to milk incels. If you're an actual Chad then you will have endless matches without having to pay anything.
Why do bots ask you to add them on snapchat nowadays? What do they get out of it? I noticed that's the current gameplan of bots these days
Usually they link you to a camsite and make commission for every dime you spend.
I want to try OKC or Bumble but have no pictures of myself except 2 group pics. Everyone says not to use selfies, but every check has one as their profile. pisses me off, what do I do?
Tinder gold is great.
>travel often for work
>go to new city
>delete tinder account with gold
>create new one
>you are the first card for every girl in the area because tinder wants you to get matches to "hook" you on their app
>restore purchases to get gold
>see who likes you with gold
>meet and fuck girl from tinder
>fly to new city, rinse and repeat
No one gives a fuck what a whore who sells herself has to say. Fuck off.
i have the 99+ thing in the top right corner but i am so curious to pay for a month just to see who likes me
man these are seriously awful. Get some help jesus christ.
Me here. Or it might been due to having this picture.