/fat/ - post holiday regret edition

>Who is /fat/ for?
For the horizontally challenged who want to better themselves through meaningful hard-work, strategy, and dedication.

>This is not QTDDTOT. ask questions about fat loss, but use that thread for general questions.

>Read the Jow Forums sticky (you should have already, but it covers all the basics of diet and exercise)
liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (needs waist/neck measurements)

>Calculate your BMI
nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

>Plan your weight loss week by week
losertown.org/eats/cal.php

>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal or Cronometer. Works best on smartphones
myfitnesspal.com (better for packaged food)
cronometer.com (better for generic foods/micronutrients)
DO
>count calories, all of them
>calculate your TDEE at sedentary. It will save you a whole meal's worth of calories.
>buy scales, be autistically accurate in your measurements
>learn how to cook and start cooking your own healthy meals. lean protein and green vegetables
>develop sustainable healthy lifestyle habits
>eat a lot of protein (1g/lb of goal body weight)
>cardio. learn to love walking
>start lifting weights! fatties have the advantage that they can build muscle while cutting, especially as complete beginners!
>post your height/weight/screenshot of MFP/Cronometer food log when asking for advice

DON'T
>eat refined sugars, they're terrible for you regardless of calorie count
>eat processed foods, or at least try to avoid if possible
>drink your calories. alcohol, soda, hot chocolate, fancy starbucks shit. forget it
>be a retard

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i fucking love OMAD

I want to force feed her all the time and kill her while I jerk off all over her, is that based?

Any last confessions, fatty?

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Just started C25K. Day 2 is tomorrow. Any of you lads done it?

yes and it fucked up my knees, enjoy

Woah almost more degenerate than pozzed faggots

>low test, if you are a woman or womanlike you store more fat over your whole body and limbs. If you were high test it would be all on your belly.
tfw female but with male fat distribution
how did I get so fucked lads

How fat are you though

Post body

post progress picks you lardasses

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Has anyone ever said you had 'man hands'?
That's usually the most telling part. Men, even very fat men have very little fat on their hands and feet.

I have pear fat distribution but a shit ton of cellulite. It's gross and not any better.

for any regulars that are wondering where the old one went, got deleted by owner, new server here
discord.gg/udr9PmH

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Fat guys always have big skulls

Is there any weightloss journey where a fat guy had a small skull? Someone explain

>Door slams open
>OP: "Papa... don't be foolish.... Do you really think you could compare to my POWER?
>Dad: OOOUEEEOOUY J-JOHHNYYYY!
>OP: "i will NOT let you take my candy, and if you try... i think it's time for you to die!"
>Dad: "Son, you used to be the cutest little baby, but something changed once you found that piece of candy.. you became someone else.. someone that wasn't my son... I saw the darkness inside of you and couldn't save you... BUT i swear to you my son that I will-
>OP: "Kill you"
>Dad: "kill You

>OP and his dad starts throwing lazer beams at eachother

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Lmoa

Taylorswiftpilled as in people may pretend that was based and redpilled but it was cringe and bluepilled

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You are not authorized to use a computer alone , your parents have been notified.

Fucked up on Saturday, ate brownies, popcorn and drank liquor. Gained back two pounds. Back on the horse now though, did my workout on Monday. Hopefully it's mostly water weight.

How the fuck do I lose weight in my thighs? I am 178cm and 77kg which means my BMI is normal albeit nearing overweight. I don't have a belly or anything, there isn't much fat on my arms or my legs but HOLY FUCK my tighs are pretty fucking big for some reason. If they were normal I'd probably be 70 kilos.

Same.
Losing so much weight and unlike keto I never want to stop.
I love you keto but I gotta do me bb
Does going to the dentist break my fast?

By the way my tighs being fat is kinda strange since I jump(yes) a lot when I'm pumping with energy at home, stoked with something or listening to hypey music.

Spot fat reduction doesn't work, fat deposits are weird just accept it my man.

No, get help and have sex like a normal person.

Oh well, if I had to choose a place to store my fat it would probably there so it's not that bad :^)

>first picture
>soul
>final picture
>soulless, jealous of the soul he once had

All joking aside, nice progress.

I ate 100 grams of salami and 2 eggs and I feel so full I could throw up. Omad is shrinking my stomach I cant eat anything without getting full.

fucked this week, but still have a day and a half to mitigate things
more details tomorrow

i feel you bro

when i was 70 lbs heavier i could eat a whole large pizza with fries and nuggets without problems, now i struggle with eating 200g of chicken with a few verggies and a bit of cheese

I used to order either a family sized pizza or a pizza and McDonalds. And that was only for food, I also ate a pack of ice cream for dessert. Things have changed

>lost like 60lbs
>girl looks at me
>then she looks at me again
>then as she's walking away she looks over he shoulder at me while playing with her hair

damn that's good motivation, this would've never happened previously. I need to lift more

Nice. I was walking outside the other night and then this one car just slowed down right next to me. I looked at the car and there were 2 women looking at me. I used to be quite popular a decade ago when I weren't fat so there is a chance Im not ugly

>tfw very high test
Very little fat on arms, some on legs but massively on torso.

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what the fuck is a big skull (for you)

>Post body
its pretty bad chief

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is this male or female?

beginning of week 13, 0.6 kg down on last week, 10.8 kg down total
thank fuck i finally saw 109 kg, i've been patient the past couple weeks. hopefully it's the beginning of a new whoosh.
i'm wondering if my penchant for salty foods is what makes me plateau so frequently, it does seem to happen when i have something particularly salty.
onwards to the next week, keep it up everybody

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Hint: it came from discord

tranny, ok

>OPs pic
Every day we stray further from God's light.
I am proud of all you guys struggling to set your bodies straight.

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ahaha

I was almost a tranny but I'm not now. I am a bio female

Dayum you've got that boomer body

>finally found a veggie I can eat without hating the taste
thank you based spinach

try making spinach soup with a couple of sliced up boiled eggs in it. it's amazing

Boil that shit. Put in eggs or make creamed spinach.

>Get so hungry last night
>Urge to binge at its peak
>Go to the gym instead then come home and sleep

One day at a time, boys. Feels great.

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based
>500g frozen spinach
>15 egg whites
>half an avo
>some salsa

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This is the worst poem you could have written.

That was not my intention at all, but now I can see the rhyme. Thats pretty funny

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stew that shit

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Fuck this bitch
I'm asthmatic too and I fight it every fucking day even though it fucks me up

>no priest to CONFESS to
>drinking a case of beer
>make a joke
>it's well received by the OP
>day is getting better already

I just wish alcohol didn't cure depression for so many calories.

Did you...did you mean to quote me? I don't see how what you said correlates to what I said.

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Switch to clear alcohol, ideally ice cold vodka or whiskey neat. One-two glasses is enough and it's much, much less calories + no phytoestrogens.

You're the original poster not of the thread but of this line of posts. I'd give you a rare candy if I could, Evee.

I could have gone to the liquor store but the beer is already in my fridge so it's going to be drunk much like I will be soon.

>You're the original poster not of the thread but of this line of posts. I'd give you a rare candy if I could, Evee.

Oh gottcha. Sorry friend, I didn't understand, but I get you now. What kind of beer is it? Like super calorie rich like yingling or something like miller lite?

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You got it in one. I'm drinking Yuengling Traditional Lager. Kind of spooky you know that.

rate my meal plan bros

>2x Protein Shake (2 scoops) - 360 cal, 80g protein
>Chicken (224g) - 220 cal, 46g protein
>Rice (1 cup~) - 200 cal, 4g protein
>Spinach (1 cup~) - 20 cal, 2g protein
>Scrambled Eggs (4) - 280 cal, 20g protein
>Totals: 1085 cal, 152g protein

I'm from the north east. Yuengling is my absolute favorite and I would be drinking it like water if I didn't want to lose weight. I dont care what anyone says, that shit is great.

I'm just waiting till I get to my goal weight, then I plan on having one as a celebration, but thats like 40lbs away.

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>throwing away the best part of the egg nutritionally

looks like fuckin pigslop

*blocks your path*

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I'm from the Southeast. We got Yuengling a few years back and it is a tasty beer. Keep on the path. I've already reached goal once and am on my second cut. I'm much more lackadaisical this time. The first time around I was racing towards the bottom. I bulked back up to 195 on purpose but this time around I'm just lifting and eating less. I have leftover ribs from memorial day I'm got to reheat in a little bit. Next few days are easy going two meals a day and then back on one meal a day for a while. This time around even though my weight is 20 pounds heavier my belt is smaller than when I was at goal weight so my body fat is lower and I'm pretty proud of my muscle gains while on the bulk. This post is a lot longer than I intended for it it be. Main thing is keep going. It's worth it. You can do it.

I’ve been perfect for 2 months, lost 25 lbs, but binge drank 12 cherry dr peppers yesterday

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>12 cherry dr peppers
dr peppers taste like shit

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I've lost over 100lbs so far, ya don't have to worry about me

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stop avatarfagging retard

t. coke incel

i've literally only seen chads drink dr. pepper

>stop avatarfagging retard

You literally do not know what avatarfagging is, kiddo. That rule was made around 2005-2006 when people had the same image posted again and again the was one pixel off each time thus being able to post it constantly. Thats avataring you stupid fucking kid. I'm just posting pokemon randomly with each post. There is a fucking difference.

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How the FUCK do you drink 12 sodas in a goddamn day. You are one fat sack of shit honestly.

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dont drink either amerimutt

shit taste

>turning down the drink of geniuses

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I could never eat just egg whites. It seems so wasteful.

Also female. My body is similar but add more fat into thighs and make the breasts slightly larger. I have hormonal problems/pcos. I can also grow a beard.

the same pokemon
it's avatarfagging
also
>kiddo
kill yourself manchild
not surprised a pokefag is in /fat/

>the same pokemon

Literally lol, no it isn't. If you can't tell the difference between glaceon, vaporeon, and leafeon you are a lost cause and will unironically not make it.

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You will get banned for using the same character too many times

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Get into Brussels sprouts. If prepared correctly, they’re the most based of veggies. Prepared incorrectly they taste like dick so be careful.

Does drinking a shit ton of water after a binge help with flushing the water weight out quicker?

I'm drinking 500ml every 15 mins.

I quit working out three years ago. I began to focus only on my work and ended up gaining weight over a couple of years.

Came back to working out this year and it changed everything for me. I should have done this a long time ago

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Stick to the path. You're going to do great.

That's fucking retarded. Just continue your diet strictly and it'll sort itself out on it's own.

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Get electrolytes too

Yeah but I don't want it to take a week like it has before

that's your punishment for bingeing lad

well too fucking bad, stop thinking about your weight loss in such short time frames. you dummies bring this psychological bullshit on yourself.

Dumb face points! Anyway, 116lbs down give or take depending on the day. Maintained for over a year. Not a perfect body but I'm nearly 40 and pretty happy with what I've done so far. Still wanna keep getting fitter though.

>Thumbs up for all the good advice I got on these boards over the last 3 years. Some decent people on here to say the least.

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Had one of those medium iced Dunkin donuts lattes with a mocha shot, but could only drink like 1/4 of it since it was so sugary. Feels great since breaking my sugar habits made it that sugar tastes gross now to help keep me off it for good now

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Add half a cup of Oats

>be fat
>muh big bones
> muh fat guys have big skulls

flavor swirls are like 200-400 calories desu
I'd recommend just getting a single pump if any at all in it
t. dunkin employee

In that last pic, did you tuck your extra skin into your pants?

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What is a good exercise routine to avoid feet and knee pain? I'm at 230 (female) and I can't walk the 20 minutes to the gym where I did aquatic gymnastics because my feet and calves just hurt too much. I have no muscle left because I did a lot of starving (without any real weight loss).
Is it over for me?

Swimming and cycling are the best low-impact excercises. Buy an excercise bike to put in your house.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. I bought an elliptic last week, but I can't be on it for more than 3 minutes. It's probably not for my weight.

if you can't even walk 20 minutes i doubt much else will be less painful. maybe swimming.
you'll just have to work on the walking and push yourself to get stronger.