All memes aside I wish i was American.
All memes aside I wish i was American
Joshua Wilson
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Noah Howard
Agreed. I make fun of them a lot but anything is better than here they have money to spend too
Daniel Gonzalez
Why? What nationality are you? I really regret being american a lot, I wish I was a euro who just absorded five languages. Instead I live in a shitty midwest hickville.
Ryan Watson
You really dont
>shitty health care system
>shitty education
>high incarceration rate
>broken fucking democracy
>Israel's bitch
>wisespread circumcission
t. American
Jackson Long
Estonia. America is a lot better than here we are a dying culture too
Ayden Green
Estonia sounds cool though. Didn't you guys get voted the world's most beautiful women?
Hudson Reyes
K.D.? That you? Puukko user here
Elijah Bennett
No, you don't. America fucking sucks.
Everyone's trying to sell you something, public education fails most people, you're probably going to get shot (and when you do you'll have to pay for it), sugar is in fucking EVERYTHING (even the goddamned bread tastes like fucking cake), and your political system is a joke.
There's so much more to complain about. Being American is the worst.
Joseph King
Bulgarian
same reasons +
>mafia runs the country
>widespread corruption
>poorest eu nation
>surrounded by enemies
>ruined by bolshevik kikes
and the absolute worst part
>no matter how far in nature you go you can still hear fucking cars
no circumsision tho
Ryan Rivera
Basically this. I hate it a lot, this country sucks. I envy euros so much.
Landon Rivera
>no circumsision tho
That's actually how we caught a lot of spies during the Cold War. No joke.
Mason Morris
Your country looks beautiful, at least from a cursory google image search. Where would you want to be in America?
Blake King
lol maybe that was the reason for the circumcision craze
some comfy state with 4 seasons and nice outdoors and not too many people
Blake Bailey
Tallinn is a beautiful Old World city, Riga is nicer architecture. Estonians are a lot like the Finns, just a bit more friendly.
YOu should check out 'laulupidu.' 25-30,000 singers singing nationalist/traditional songs.
James Long
no sorry user orgt
Dominic Davis
it's not what it used to be. unregulated capitalism and progressive liberalism has corrupted the honor of americans.
Aiden Robinson
Jesus christ dude that's impressive, way more so than a bunch if hicks awkwardly singing the star spangled banner at an auto derby.
Most states really just aren't comfy. I live in iowa and it has 4 seasons but I just sucks man
Aiden Morgan
There's another Eesti user on here. He wanted to buy one of my knives but it turned out it's illegal to mail them to Estonia.
Gavin Johnson
Siiri Sisask is one of the greatest classical singers in the world. "Mis maa see on?" (What is this land?) is akin to America's "This Land is Our land" in the sense of it kind of being a 2nd, unofficial anthem. It's a lot deeper, sadder and more beautiful, though. I tear up when I hear it.
Daniel Stewart
I disagree, we have freedom of speech which many other euro countries don't or have retarded hate speech laws which are often used to screw over people giving uncommon opinions. Also we have more gender equality than Saudi Arabia or some other shit hole. America's middle class is also the rest of the world's upper class so the standard of living is much higher. Also I can own a gun and many Europeans can't
Tyler Reed
correcting:
you want to be an immigrant in america after you got your education, stay away from ghettos and have enough saved up for the lousiest medical emergencies
intact cock, superior metric
Jonathan Cook
idiots and ingrates
Austin Jackson
no i dont want to be an immigrant and be looked down to
Benjamin Thomas
you wouldnt wanna be close to hardcore xenophobic rednecks and hillbillies either
Jace Hughes
Not everyone in the US has money.
It's dogshit. We just arrest at higher rates than other countries, than all of them. We are the least free country. Why move here, so you can get blocked from piracy websites, have shit yet expensive Internet speeds? Overpriced housing? I could go on. There's nothing special here.
Jacob Stewart
>wanting to be American
>not European
Ethan Garcia
I wish i lived in a country with bidets
Like seriously i can hardly get clean with only toilet paper. I have a terrible sense of smell but i'm always paranoid that I smell bad because it's been noticed before
Angel Bell
im have an airplane obsession , so if i was American i would be doing my best to become an airfag pilot
Kevin Jones
You're not missing anything. If you're poor you'll hate it here and if you're rich you can do whatever you want. It's literally like every single other place on Earth.
Ryan Campbell
All of us are soo ungrateful, us Americans and Europeans make up the minority of the world population but we are FAR better off than any third world country.
As for the competition between American and Europe
America has more rights and we have an actual military and nicer weather but Europe has better architecture and more support for the poor anons
Lincoln Foster
I might rather live in India.
Kayden Morales
>nicer weather
lol???
>better Architektur
buildings sure, roads are shit
>more support for poor anons
only western yurop
Brandon Reyes
you forgot having to worship trannies and tumblrinas unless you want to end up in jail
Daniel Roberts
All countries are shit America is just a little bit better but if you come here you have to deal with this
Blake Nguyen
They make inexpensive travel bidets that mount on existing toilets, user
Angel Taylor
I really wished I lived in Estonia. Elva, Eesti, to be exact.
Alexander Carter
Ameriburger here. It's pretty good, would recommend. Be wary though, you NEED to have a car if you live anywhere even a little bit rural.
Ayden Roberts
If you are already educated and can get a job that has health benefits or make enough money for health insurance, you'll have no problem. Just don't be a neet and it'll be fine