You are going to be born again tomorrow. You will not remember anything of this life. You have 100 points, how do you spend them?
Here's the shop:
Race: >Default: Randomly selected by world's population >Western European (or Anglosphere diaspora) - 30 points >Japanese - 25 points >Eastern European - 15 points >Jewish - 10 points >East Asian (non Japanese) - 10 points
IQ: >Default: Your current IQ (adjusted to your new race) >140 - 25 points >130 - 20 points >120 - 15 points >115 - 10 points >80 - 25 points
Your height: >Default: Randomly selected depending on your parents >6'4 (or any above) - 30 points >6'1-6'3 (you choose) - 20 points >6'0 - 10 points >5'11 - 5 points >Free to choose any height beneath this
Facial aesthetics; >Default: Randomly selected depending on other variables >10/10 - 60 points >9/10 - 50 points >8/10 - 40 points >7/10 - 25 points >Free to choose from any height beneath this
Your family: >Default: Randomly selected according to other variables >Very loving and caring family - 25 points >Healthy, functional nuclear family - 20 points >Free to choose anything subpar
Your family's wealth: >Default: Randomly selected according to other variables >1m USD/year - 30 points >500k-1m USD - 25 points >200k-500k - 20 points - 100k-200k - 10 points >Free to choose anything beneath
Bonuses: >Top 1% immune system - 10 points >Top 1% metabolism and muscle building capacity - 10 points >Pick the year you're born into (otherwise it'll just be 2019) - 20 points >Older sister (randomly generated according to other variables, thus one might exist anyway) - 5 points >Younger sister - 5 points >Older brother - 5 points >Younger brother - 5 points
>80 iq >6'4 >8/10 face Everything else default. Got 5 to spare so imouto I guess
Eli Perez
What's the point in planning if I'm going to forget everything?
Hunter Gomez
>no black option
Grayson Jones
You can freely choose to be any race if it doesn't have a price. Considering most the babies in 2019 are born in Africa the random generator will likely give you it anyway
Wyatt Moore
>Japanese >140 IQ >five foot eleven >7/10 >top immune >top metabolism There are too many points. My life is now perfect
Eli Lee
> Race > no country
I dont want to be a rich white man in fucking Cambodia
Aaron Ross
Just pay for a fucking plane ticket
Bentley Lopez
The odds of being a Western European being born in Cambodia is 1/100000. And if you hit it, you're probably the baby of reckless trust fund kids going on a 'world tour' or some shit.
Camden Rodriguez
>western european >130 IQ >6'3 >$1m/year
Thomas Watson
bruh theres no latino
Luke Ward
These are all lit. OP's generosity with points is basically 'create your ideal self'
Blake Long
Race: Eastern European - 15 IQ: 120 - 15 points Height: 5'6 - 5 points Facial aesthetics: 7/10 - 25 points Your family: Supportive of a NEET lifestyle, don't get involved. 0 points. Your family's wealth: 1m USD/year - 30 points
Alexander Moore
low ball all of it and take pick year bonus and start in 3535. Whatever I'm suffering they can fix it before I'm born.
Aaron Davis
>20 points - born in 1933 >10 points - Jewish >10 points - 6'0 >60 points - 10/10 face
Want a man in a strapping SS uniform to kiss me.
Alexander Torres
>be me >6 years stem graduate degree >debt.jpg >wagecuck 10 years >100k-200k
>tfw 10points
Sebastian Ortiz
>Western Euro (30pt) >IQ: Default (0pt) >Height: 5'11" (5pt) >Face: 6/10 (0pt) >Family: Very loving (25pt) >Family Wealth: 1M / yr (30 pt) >Bonus: Top 1% immune system
Being an only child into a very loving, rich as fuck family means I'm set for life. I'll inherit everything. They'll hook me up with jobs and connections.
Money is everything, and with it, I don't give a flying fuck about facial aesthetics beyond average. Hell, I was gonna go with 5'10" for 0 points, but I had 15 points leftover (threw the other 10 in immune system because I'd rather not have all this money and then die of MRSA). My current IQ is already more than enough to thrive in this scenario.
Threw my other 30 into Western Euro because fuck it.
Cash really does rule everything around us.
Cameron Wilson
>Race >East Asian, 10 points South Korea is an option. >IQ >Default, 0 points (10) I'd be asian so I'm smart enough. >Height >Less than 5'11, 0 points (10) 5'10 thank you. Pretty average for asian. >Facial aesthetics >7/10, 25 points (35) I have points to spend. >Your family >Functional, 20 points (55) It's ok >Family wealth >200-500k, 20 points (75) More than enough really.
Race: Japanese - 25 points IQ: default height: 5'10 facial: 8/10 - 40 points Family: Very loving and caring family - 25 points Family's Wealth: 99k Bonus: Top 1% immune system - 10 points EZ
Julian Sullivan
hmmmm i wonder what all these bots would want younger sisters for
Jaxson Scott
If you aren't picking top 1% immune system and metabolism you're a complete fucking idiot
Aiden Green
>jew >140 IQ >6'0 >6/10 >healthy family >1m USD/year Easymodo.
european 140iq 6'5 10/10 face very loving and caring family 1m/yr all bonuses
easy
Austin Mitchell
>Western European - 30 >130 IQ - 25 5'10 - free >Loving and caring family - 25 >99k USD/year - free >top tier immune system + metabolism and muscle building capacity - 20
for cuddling, protecting, headpats, and hold hands. having her be cute and take care of you when your sick.
if your mind is in the gutters, I must inform you having sex with your little sister is not acceptable.
Hudson Davis
That sounds like a relationship with a cat. I can't imagine doing that shit with my younger sister
Isaac Gomez
This seems poorly balanced.
Being white is 30 points but being jewish is 10? Why would anyone waste their points on being white? Especially when there's an option to adjust iq to your race for free.
No idea why 80 iq is more points than 115 instead of being free.
Height and looks are both extremely overvalued.
1m usd/year family is extremely undervalued.
20 points to pick the year you're born in seems hardly worth it at all, there's very little reason to want to live in the past.
I'd go with jewish(10), default iq adjust for race(0), 5'10.9999999"(0), 7/10 face(25), caring/loving family(25), million usd/year(30), and then probably a sibling or one of the immune system/metabolism things.
wtf, are you saying that your cat takes care of you when you're sick? or are you saying that you have sex with your little sister, you disgusting fuck.
Evan Cox
>Being white is 30 points but being jewish is 10?
>wanting to be a filthy yid The 20 extra points are worth it (as long as you aren't born in Italy or Iberia)
Kayden Taylor
>Being white is 30 but being Jewish is 10
Jews tend to get depressed more and always feel on edge since they're a minority everywhere (unless you're born in Israel - but would you really want to be surrounded by Arab nations?)
80 IQ is the sweet spot for happiness and getting laid.
>Heights and looks are extremely overvalued
How?
>1m usd/year family is extremely undervalued
Is it though? Rich kids always have mental illnesses and shit. And what difference does it make between 200k-500kyear/1m USD? A bigger yacht, who cares
>20 points to pick the year you're born in seems hardly worth it at all, there's very little reason to want to live in the past.
I agree with you but tell that to all the trads and shit
Easton Hughes
No the cuddling protecting and headpats part.
whenever my sister or I have been sick we take care of ourselves/mum & dad take care of us. or activelyl avoid because we dont want to get contagious'd
Daniel Gutierrez
>not wanting to protect your little sister. just because you have an emotionally cold relationship with your family doesn't mean that others who are caring are bad.
Caleb Taylor
'Protect'
Protect from what? If she catches a cold she can take care of herself, I'm not going to get infected just to pat her head or whatever you fantasise about
Nolan Sullivan
>East euro - 15 pts >130IQ- 15pts >5'10 >Very loving and caring family - 25pts >100k-200k - 10pts >Older sister - 5pts >Younger sister - 5pts !Top 1% metabolism and muscle building capacity - 10pts Rate
Jayden Ortiz
80 IQ is like the stupidest white person I know he has gotten laid with a handful of unattractive women and once attempted to drown himself when drunk in front of 20 people so idk
John Thompson
Being a jew is basically the same as being white, except you have a higher iq and you're likely to be better off financially.
80 iq is literally mentally retarded.
The jump between 7/10 to 8/10 is too high, for the same amount of points you could have rich parents which could set you up for having lots of money of your own, getting a good career, and being able to get plastic surgery.
Money/Upbringing are far more valuable than anything else but cost relatively few points.
Samuel Flores
I don't get why so many people want sisters but no one wants brothers
Having a daughter seems like a liability whereas having a son seems great, same logic imo
Thomas Torres
>Being a jew is basically the same as being white >Money is far more valuable than everything else
Hmm (((who))) could be behind this post
Noah Turner
>Being a jew is basically the same as being white let the games begin
John Perez
Wow wtf why are you here
Christopher Wood
no one wants to be a jew lmao
Jeremiah Bennett
lol good guess but we all know there are no minorities on here
Brandon Thomas
Point is that you don't really face any hardship being jewish in modern times. You're essentially treated the same as a white person outside of small subsets of people who generally hold no power in society.
Noah Bell
>Point is that you don't really face any hardship being jewish in modern times.
Maybe not from other people but every Jew I've met has been a complete neurotic and thinks that there's an antisemitic waiting to grab them from around the corner. Whites might perceive Jews as their fellows, but it's not felt vice-versa.
Brayden Smith
you're right, it is very hard to distinguish a jew from a white, but the jews and the whites both dont think so
Elijah Hill
Really lol?
Jews have very distinctive noses, cheekbones, eyebrows and most importantly, surnames
Grayson Young
It totally has nothing to do with my big sister JOI fantasy
Ethan Peterson
Race: >Eastern European - 15 points IQ: >Default: Your current IQ (adjusted to your new race) > (132 IQ) Your height: >6'0 - 10 points Facial aesthetics: >7/10 - 25 points Your family: >Free to choose anything subpar Your family's wealth: >1m USD/year - 30 points Bonuses: >Top 1% immune system - 10 points >Top 1% metabolism and muscle building capacity - 10 points
>it is very hard to distinguish a jew from a white mate I can tell you exactly which european country a white person comes from just by looking at them I can sure as fuck spot a kike
Parker Anderson
For some reason I doubt you can tell the difference between a Portuguese man and a Spaniard, a Lithuanian from a Latvian, a Swede from a Norwegian, or even a Welshman from a Scot
Dominic Stewart
Top 1% metabolism and muscle building, almost ensured to be athletic and almost certain to be world class athletic. - 10 pts
Japanese - First world nation and since almost all Japanese are in Japan or other 1st world nations I'll be almost guaranteed to be born in the first world. 25 pts.
IQ 140 - Literal genius level. I'll be smart and saavy enough to use my natural athletic abilities to their prime. 25 pts.
6' 4" or above - Combined with my ability to build muscle I'll be assured a massive and powerful body to be an athlete and make millions of dollars. 30 pts.
6.9 out of ten appearance. Oh well
I guess dedicated and loving single mother family. I'm already top tier intelligent and have superior genetics and I will grow up in the 1st world.
99,999 dollars equivalent family income. That's plenty.
10 points left. I guess I'd take a few brothers and we would dominate School sports and shit. Maybe be a dynasty like the Manning kids.
Jace Ortiz
Race: Black
IQ: >Default: Your current IQ (adjusted to your new race) >130 - 20 points
Your height: >Default: Randomly selected depending on your parents >6'3 - 20 points
Facial aesthetics; >6/10
Your family: >Mixed, some liking and some cold
Your family's wealth: >200k-500k - 20 points
Bonuses: >Top 1% immune system - 10 points >Top 1% metabolism and muscle building capacity - 10 points
This is as a 6'3, wealthy Black Bvll (Man) OP. You better not be tricky here Everything might as well be meaningless if the gender is thrown into a lottery Might as well not exist at all if you're gonna be sucking dick and taking it in the ass
Jonathan Thomas
>Eastern European - 15pts >115 IQ - 10pts >5'11 height - 5pts >10/10 face - 60pts >Raised by loving babuska - 0pts >90k salary from babuska being talented seamstress -0pts >Great immune system - 10pts
A perfect life as the most beautiful model in the world, then I turn a designer using the knowledge I gained from the industry and babushka!
I assure you that you're lying unless you belong to either of these demographics.
No one possesses the sort of retarded self-confidence that you do unless they're an Amerimutt.
Josiah Ramirez
>Japanese (-25) >Current IQ is fine (-0) >Below 5ft (-0) >10/10 (-60) >Orphan (-0) >everything else is irrelevant because with the options I selected I'd be set for life
you made this too easy for girls
Jose Baker
sad thing is, all the ones relating to appernce besides hieght i can change but the one thing i will never be able to is race pepehands, oh well ill just reproduce with a white woman. not racist just being white has so many advanteges in this world
Hunter Rivera
That's not true, being a beautiful youthful Japanese orhpan girl is no good, because you would likely get molested and even sex trafficked.
Luis Flores
>Eastern European to save up some points > Default IQ, I'm a spic so it may just stay the same even after adjustment >Buy 6'0 just in case race fucks me up >Buy 8/10 face, going 9 or 10 would make me paranoid >Choose a Single dad household with the best dad ever, mom is dead. That way I keep points and have an okay life with a good role model >Buy 500 to 1m tier so I get assured higher education Buy 1% Metabolism on the bonuses, since a body good at that will probably be good against disease too, and if I get any kind of hereditary disease the immune system would mean jackshit anyways
Robert Hernandez
IRL I have 125 points but I'm still a fucking loser. Fuck I'm pathetic.
Anyways if I could choose: EE [15] IQ: 115 [15] 6' [10] 7/10 [25] Very loving family [25] 100k-200k [10] younger sister [5]
Ryan Bell
East Asian, 140 iq, 1m a year, 7/10 face, top 1% metabolism and muscle building capacity.
Adam Cook
>unless you belong to either of these demographics. :^)
Levi Russell
Race: Default - 0 points IQ: 140 - 25 points Height: 7'0 - 30 points Facial Aesthetics: 6/10 - 0 points Family: Very loving - 25 points Wealth: 99k - 0 points Bonuses: Top 1% immune system - 10 points Top 1% metabolism and muscle building capacity - 10 points
Easy, who cares about race if I have an IQ of 140, measure 7 foot and am in the top 1% metabolism, muscle building and immune syste,